it's time now ladies and gentlemen for something we haven't done in quite some time it's called
stupid human tricks and we have people from all over North America and they have silly
little Oddity peculiar things that they've taught themselves to do and they're going
to come out here and make us all sick no no you're gonna come out and be entertaining
in cordial uh there this is only an exhibition this is uh how does that go is there waiting
there is wagering no there's no wager there is no wager only an exhibition no waitress
that's right no wagering so let's get on with it is there a Mr Mr Campbell brumberg a man
with two last names that's pretty unusual right there isn't it Mr Campbell
how are you
is that right your Campbell Bromberg yes that's that's a very very important sounding name
isn't it yeah where are you from Campbell what part of Texas
well it's a very big state it's no wonder uh are you from Dallas Dallas all right
what a struggle luck that I hit it on the very first one because uh how old are you
Campbell seven seven years old and I'm guessing you're about in the first or second grade
first okay first grade and you're going to do a little something for us tonight that's
kind of kind of silly then isn't it all right do you need a drum roll do you need some help
just do it by yourself okay here is Campbell Bromberg and he's
that's uh
that's uh that's what they're teaching them down there in the Lone Star State he's going
to have an aneurysm by the time he's 14 from doing that how did you learn to do that meet
from your brother don't don't let Howie Mandel see you doing that uh let's take a look at
this amazing feat here in slow motion on the instant replay
nice reading you Campbell thank you very much enjoy your stay in New York City bye-bye I
don't know
so the kid puts a balloon in his nose uh our next participant here tonight is Peter Ross
Peter are you back there somewhere
hi Peter nice to see you sir and where are you from Peter from New Jersey Ridgewood what
do you do for a living I'm a broker and you've taught yourself something goofy here to do
yeah what is this uh playing on my back while singing You're Gonna Play this organ on your
back so you're actually playing it upside down then exactly okay you need some help
from Paul and the guys on the bed if they would like to join in what do you think Paul
see how it goes okay all right have you ever seen anybody do something like this Paul uh
there was a man in France who used to do it back later no I've never seen this right Peter
Ross a broker will uh do whatever he does here with the organ and then we'll take a
look at it remember no wagering ladies
I think I'll get a cab uh-oh it's not on the the organ's not on yeah Paul can you use your
organ
don't touch that line is it the is it gonna
working now yeah okay
yeah like that's going to make
the cat the wonderful wonderful again
[Music] the wonderful wonderful cat your sides will ache your heart will go pitter Pat watching
Felix the wonderful cat [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you're wrong [Music] [Applause]
ideal for weddings and funerals don't you think let's take a look here at the replay
of this on our uh pretty much the same as it was the first time we saw it thank you
very much Peter nice meeting you appreciate your help tonight Peter Ross
and fine finally is there a baba fourth and uh Mr fourth and Bob fourth and hi Bob how
are you is it fourth and nice to see you where are you from Bob San Diego San Diego great
Town San Diego I love it I spent a lot of time down there when I was much younger and
I had a great time yeah Red Skelton was in San Diego the other day said say hi to you
I don't know if you know him or not well I've never met him but I appreciate that he said
he went to school with him okay Bob what are you uh what are you gonna do for us here tonight
well I'm gonna do a portion of what's called a one-man food fight Dave a one-man food fight
we do just the portion just the uh Grand Finale which is smashing a 24 pound watermelon what
do you do for a living in San Diego I am an outdoor education teacher I teach kids outdoor
education of uh environmental scientists oh well that's that's a worthy thing to be doing
don't you think yeah for sure okay uh and and you're gonna hear now one-man food fight
and you have uh go ahead Let's uh bring that out you want a drum roll or something Bob
uh if if you know that's true Anton you wanna is that all we need is that's all we need
this is it and you better get out of the way remember he teaches kids okay go ahead Bob
it's worth it
come on
[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you've got you've got seeds in your nose don't
you yeah sure Mr big shot you got seeds in your nose Let's uh let's take a look at this
Carnage again huh kids oh my God my god oh geez oh God thank you very much nice meeting
you appreciate the trouble