- Okay. I feel like a - girl! Haha!
I feel a tassel and it's sticky on the other side.
This getting weird and I'm not sure if I wanna play anymore.
Welcome back to another in-home edition of What's My Secret.
I am your man.
Karlous Miller.
- I'm Brittany Broski.
- It's your girl Kellie Sweet.
- You know how we get down?
We got two contestants and we have three rounds.
So we're going to try to figure out what their secret is.
We can ask you yes or no questions.
Do all white people get uncomfortable seeing you do this?
(contestant laughs)
Hypothetical questions.
- Okay, it's long.
Wait -
- What the - ?
- You know what?
- Whoa, whoa what what?
Questions that are just questions.
- It's not alive right?
- You get what I'm saying?
- I hope it's something freaky today.
- I need some weird stat.
- Let's just manifest it.
Let's just talk, let's just channel it.
- Y'all ready to get into this?
- Bring in the secret.
(indistinct)
- It's Mike Pence! Wassup Mike Pence?
(everyone laughing)
- Oh my God! No!
Hello my name is Andrew Fisher,
aka Fish and my secret is very real but rare.
- Real but rare.
- All right. So we're going to ask you
some questions in this round.
You can only answer with a yes or a no.
Okay?
- Got it.
- I'll start us off. Does this involve a performance?
- (shakes head) No!
- Does this involve a costume?
- No.
- Does this involve other people?
- No.
- Is this something you do with your body?
- Kinda?
- Do your parents approve of you doing this?
- Kinda?
- Does it involve Nicki Minaj?
- (laughs) No I prefer Cardi B.
- Does it involve Lady Gaga?
- Oh my God no I wish though.
- Does it involve your vocal chords?
- No.
- So it's kind of physical,
but - and you're not using your voice.
- And no props...
- Is it gross? Is it gross?
- Yes.
- Depends! Depends on the per -
depends on how you look at it.
- Oh, Karlous will be grossed out if that's your answer.
Karlous - yes is the answer. Haha!
- Is it best that this stay a secret?
- No.
- Oh, do your friends know you do this?
- Yeah.
- Does it make people happy?
- Um, yeah!
- Does it involve dancing?
- No, but it could.
- I'm nervous!
(laughs)
- So y'all put on your shades.
- Alright guys. Give us a great description, Brit.
- They're very much Chris Jenner.
- Yeah.
- Chris Jenner shades.
- Very much Kylie. It's not alive right?
Ugh, it's kind of sti - it's sticky.
- Okay. What is it?
- Okay. I feel like a - girl. (laughs)
I feel a tassel and it's sticky on the other side.
Is this a ******* nipple tassel?
(laughs).
That's what, are there two of them?
- Is it squishy? Is it hard?
- Yes the other side of it is sticky and squishy, like a
like a silicone boob, but it's tiny.
Like it's in my hand.
- It's a boob?
- It's like, what you put on your nipple.
It's like a burlesque (indistinct).
- Oh one of those little bralette thingy?
- Yeah like a pastie with a tassel on the other side.
- This is crazy.
- What's the shape of it?
- This is getting weird and
I'm not sure if I wanna play anymore.
This is so strange right now.
- Can I look at it?
- All right.
- I am so smart.
- Yeah you're smart girl. That was good.
- I love being an ally. (laughs)
- Period!
- Next, next round is lightning round.
We can ask you whatever we need to ask you to try
to figure out what it is that it - that's your secret
Andrew, are you ready for this?
- I'm ready!
- All right, Brittany, take us away.
- Where do you do this?
- Anywhere.
- What does that mean?
- Does this involved birthday cake at all?
I feel like he jumps out of birthday cakes
with nipple pasties on.
- (laughs) That would be fun but no.
- Is there like a certain time
of the day or setting or place that you have to do this?
- No.
- No? No setting?
(shakes head)
- You don't do this for money.
You don't, this isn't a performance.
- Does it require you to remove pieces
of clothing from your body?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Kellie, your mind.
- I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
- I think you're a burlesque dancer.
Like Christina Aguilera.
- Okay. I think you're like,
a male exotic stripper or something like that?
- Okay...
- Karlous you -
- Karlous? No?
(crickets chirping)
- I'm, I'm so lost right now man.
I don't know what the hell you got going on.
Yeah and he probably is a bartender
and he just likes swinging his nipples as he makes drinks.
I don't know!
I don't know man.
- Andrew, what is your secret?
- What's your secret?
- Instead of telling, I'll just show you.
- No say it, say it, say it, say it.
You ******* say it. You don't - say it, Andrew.
- One, two, three.
I have three nipples.
- Like actual? Or is that a mole?
- Lemme see.
- At birth, look.
- Lemme see.
- One, two, three, it has a little areola and everything.
- This is the strangest ****.
- But no, see the thing is, it's not that strange.
Chandler from Friends had one.
Mark Wahlberg has one.
So like, I don't know like the exact stats but like
people have them.
- So you mean like a third nipple community?
Y'all know each other? A support group?
- No I wish!
You need to see it one more time? One, two -
- No! Stop! It's gross! Put that **** away!
- You guys were like all the way over here.
When it was like, over here.
- We was all the way off.
- I was thinking you were going to come
out and like a little tassel costume and do do-do.
- This show is getting weirder and weirder man.
Andrew, be careful.
Go to commercial.
I'm convinced somebody at this ******* show hates me.
They have to.
- Let's go to commercial (laughs).
- Go to commercial man.
- Let's go ahead, let's see the next person.
- What you got going on bro? Whatchu got going on?
- Hi, my name is Devin and
I get some funny looks
when I do what I do in my neighborhood.
- You get some funny looks when you do what you do
in your neighborhood.
- Okay.
- All right.
Before we start this, he said he gets weird looks
in his neighborhood when he does this.
Which could be anything because he's a black man.
- Yes.
- You're going to get weird looks anyway.
- Okay. It's outside we know that.
- Okay.
- Is it physical?
- Yes.
- Can you do this with three or more people?
- Yes.
- Why do you say it like that? (imitates Devin)
- Does it require a certain gear?
- Yes.
- Is it a sport?
- No.
- Does it make people laugh?
- Yes.
And no.
- Do all white people get uncomfortable seeing you do this.
- Definitely yes and definitely no as well.
- Huh?
- Is this PG 13?
- Yes.
- Is it dangerous?
- Yes...
- Do you get paid to do it?
- Yeah.
- Are you in a daycare right now?
- No.
- I thought I saw some cubbies behind, I'm sorry.
I, that ain't got nothing to do with it.
- Do you do it to music?
- Yes.
- Does it take training?
- Yes. Yes.
- Could you do it if you were drunk?
Like under the influence of something?
- Yeah.
- Does your mother approve of this?
- Yes.
- Is there a Facebook group that supports this?
- Yes.
- There's a community of people that do this?
- Yes.
- There's a community of people that do this.
- I need a clue.
- I honestly need a clue.
- I feel like we're right there, but I need a clue.
- Put your glasses on.
I got the clue this time.
Don't be cheatin' no peaking.
- I've never cheated in my life.
I'm a Christian.
- There you go.
- Amen.
- I never cheated in my life.
I'm black men and black men don't do that.
- I beg to differ.
- Well, we'll talk (indistinct)
- We'll talk about it later.
Let's bring it on out.
This honestly feels
like a satin bonnet. Y'all know what a bonnet is?
- Yeah. Wait -
- It's giving me, it's giving me bonnet vibes.
- It's a bonnet?
- But I'm gonna like, yeah.
- Does he dress up like Little House on the Prairie?
- Wait, I'm pulling it out y'all.
- What is it?
- Okay. It's long. Wait, you know what?.
- Whoa. What? What?
What?
- (laughs) hold on Karlous. Give me a second.
- Is it stretchy?
- These are pants.
They're pants.
- They're silk pants?
- Yeah they're like satin silk pants.
I think.
- What?
Why?
- They long as hell! Dang somebody like 7'9"!
- Y'all ready for this?
- Yes.
- Ready.
- Do you sell pajamas?
- No I don't sell pajamas.
- Tablecloths?
- No.
- Do you have a fear of heights?
- Not at all.
- There you go.
- Do they sell popcorn where you do this?
- That's a good question.
- Sometimes. Not all the time.
- I know what it is.
- What? No you don't. What is it?
- Yes I do. Can we guess?
- Let's see if you can guess what it is then.
- I think he's a stilt walker.
He walks on those like wooden tow - poles.
- I disagree.
- Okay.
- I think the brother sells durags.
- Okay.
- I feel he does stunts. At the circus.
- Devin, what is your secret?
- I will be right back. I'll see you guys.
- All right man.
- Okay.
- My secret is that I'm a stilt walker.
- Ayy!
- My big juicy brain.
My big juicy brain.
I'm so smart.
- I like walking tall and you can find me in the circus
or you know on your local street corner
just picking up trash and stuff you know?
- Is there any tricks that you can show us?
- Hmm let's see.
- Ooh, that's freaky don't run up on me like that.
That's weird!
- People think we can't run in stilt walkers but
you know, I got the momentum.
- Ew that made me feel kind of weird. Stop!
- Hey that is some other ****.
That is kind of weird though.
- I don't want it to be that fast. Stop.
- And when you asked if I, if it's PG 13, sometimes, I mean
I am a go-go dancer. So sometimes I do that on stilts too.
- Hey man, we got to get out of here, man.
Hey Devin.
- Where do they do that at?
- Kellie, shut up. And let's wrap this up.
Let me outta here,.
Devin, you be careful make sure you don't fall.
Be safe on your stilts
and we will catch you next time my boy.
- Thanks Devin.
- Thank you. Nice to meet you.
- Thank you for watching this episode of What's My Secret.
We will see you next time.
- Bye