So to get you acclimated here on your first day
at Gummy Bear America, we'll have
you watch this short orientation tape.
It gives you a short overview of our anatomical models division.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello.
I'm Jed Huskins.
And here at the GBA, we are serious about officially
providing quality gummy solutions.
Now, you might be familiar with our giant gummy bears,
but here at the GBA, we believe there's
more to the bear than just the meat.
Mmm.
That's why we also find a practical use
for the non-edible parts of the animal Bones and viscera
are collected from our butchers and reconstructed
into useful anatomical gummy bear models.
With the choice cuts removed, the skeletal system,
the vital organs, and even the brain,
are preserved to display the inner workings of one
of nature's most adorable and majestic beasts.
So come along with me as we journey through the gummy bear
supply chain, from cubs in the wild to satisfied customers.
It all starts with the harvest.
Field experts are--
(WHISPERING) Field experts are gathering the giant gummy bear
in their natural habitat.
And as we like to say--
[CHIRPING AND RUSTLING NOISE]
--you can't have a skeleton without a body.
I think this one's in heat.
The gummy bears are then humanely euthanized
to preserve their skeletal and muscular tissue,
while the meant is stripped for sale as food.
Of course, the deboning process is all mechanized these days.
But Milos here is going to show us
how to do it the old fashioned way.
Simply insert the knife, pry off the flesh,
and then remove the intact skeleton.
Now, don't worry if a body parts falls off,
because gummy physiology insures that the parts snap back
together.
Mother Nature sure is a strange mistress.
So how do you feel, Mr. Gummy Bear Skeleton,
being free of all that flesh?
(HIGH VOICE) Pretty good.
I just hope I can teach some young minds
about how my body works.
Me too.
[KISSING SOUND]
After cleaning and preserving, the anatomical models
are protected in a two piece transparent shell
before they're shipped off to the finest
retailers in the world.
So there you have it, from the jungle to the customer,
modern business practices synergize
with time-honored traditions to bring you the highest quality
anatomical gummy bear models on the market.
(HIGH VOICE) Welcome to the team.
Welcome to the team.
Build and display your own disgustingly cute gummy
skeleton.
Buy the gummy bear anatomical model now at vat19.com.
(SINGING) vat19 dot com.