Both: Hello from Tokyo!
Dan: Can they even see us, or is that just a silhouette?
Phil: It looks pretty terrible.. // Dan: *laughs*
Dan: This is terrible. Let's move.
Phil: So, Dan and I are in JAPAN, which is the coolest thing ever..
Dan: Literally. // Phil: And we thought: "We can't come all this way without showing you guys something."
Dan: Mm hm.. *laughs* // Phil: So prepare yourselves for an extra special..
Phil: ..Day in the Life of Phil and Dan..
Both: IN JAPAN
[cute drawings]
Phil: So we have to show you our Japanese toilet..
Dan: *chuckles* // Phil: ..as I haven't pressed any of the weird buttons before.
Dan: Okay.. Let's go on a toilet tour.
Phil: Well, you have these buttons.. // Dan: *laughing*
Phil: Where you-- // Dan: I love a toilet with a control panel.
Phil: You can do a spray, a soft spray, a bidet..
Dan: And then there's a-- *laughing* // Phil: ..pressure.
Dan: Okay right. Put a hand on the sensor, yeah..
Phil: Yeah.. // Dan: And now press the spray.
Phil: [mumbling] Okay, let's do the spray..
Dan: Okayy..
Dan: So that doesn't seem to be doing much-- // Phil: Oh!
Dan: OH MY GOD WHAT IS--
Dan: AHAHAHAHA // Phil: Oh! Ew!
Dan: AHAHAHAHA // Phil: Oh my god!
Dan: AHAHAHAHA
Dan: I KNOW I KNOW-- AHAHAHA
Phil: Ohhh.. // Dan: That was the BEST thing that's ever happened..
Dan: You were like: "Why isn't it working?" "Phil, cover the sensor with your hand!"
Dan: Bloody POLE OF DEATH
Dan: What a perfect start to the video..
Dan: Love Japan.
Dan: So, while you're drying your crotch, Phil, what is that in the mirror?
Phil: You're not even ready for this!
Dan: Okayy.. // Phil: So you stand in the mirror..
Dan: Yeah?
Dan: *laughing* There's a TV.. in the bathroom mirror!
Phil: There is an actual TV in the mirror! // Dan: Wow! That's incredible!
Dan: And what's happening?
Phil: This guy is.. investigating a safe.
Dan: So, Phil went for the traditional Japanese breakfast of waffles this morning!
Phil: I-- *laughs* // Dan: Well done, Phil!
Phil: I just can't handle the thought of having fish in the morning! // Dan: *laughs*
Dan: Wha-- the Japanese? *laughs* Yeah, show them, show them!
Phil: The Japanese breakfast! // Dan: So, if you are wondering what the traditional Japanese breakfast is..
Phil: It has grilled fish of the day, toasted nori, rice, miso soup and Japanese pickles..
Dan: Are you telling me you don't want fish and pickles first thing in the morning? // Phil: Noo..
Dan: *sighs* So not cultured..
Phil: Very appropriate shoes, Dan.. // Dan: *laughs* Yeah, I am wearing my most Japanese shoes..
Phil: You look like a samurai.
Phil: So we have bumped into our Japanese tour guides, Duncan and Mimei! // Dan: Hi guys!
Mimei: Hii.. // Dan: Would you like to introduce yourselves in Japanese?
Mimei: Domo kon'nichiwa Mimei des!
Duncan: Hi.
Dan: *laughing*
Duncan: I'm Youtube Japan's best kept secret..
Duncan: Also known as that guy who printed out Nick Jonas' face and--
Dan: Yes! Yep! The thing on Instagram!
Dan: That was him..
Dan: Hi! // Phil: It's also quite suspicious how Duncan and Dan look very similar.. // Dan: Do we?
Phil: Definitely the Japanese version of Dan!
Dan: Same face? // Phil: Yep! // Dan: Okay..
Phil: It's the same face!
Phil: "Marunouchi Line.."
Dan: Is that the one we're getting? // Duncan and Mimei: No.
Dan and Phil: Nope! *laughing*
Dan: "Onion-flavored corn soup!"
Mimei: I think you guys should try it!
Dan: Mm! Next to the ice tea and water! Everything you need in a vending machine!
Phil: Boop!
Dan: Is that the Tokyo way of saying "Mind the Gap?"
Dan and Phil: *laughing*
Phil: Don't break dance in the door.
Dan: So this is the extremely clear and understandable underground map!
Phil: Uhh.. // Dan: Yup! I'm sure.
Dan: And this is the map of the station.
Dan: This is all underground!
Phil: It's like a map of London..
Dan: *laughing* Literally..
[train noises]
Dan: Phil didn't choose a seat with much space..
[he's the phil-ling]
Phil: Dog Station!
Dan: *laughing* Let's find out more about this mysterious dog!
Phil: Arf!
Dan: So, do you wanna know the story behind it? // Phil: Yeah!
Dan: Uhh.. short version is..!
Dan: Man had a dog.. // Phil: Yeah..
Dan: Dog waited for him by station..
Dan: Man died.. Dog waited forever until dog died.
Phil: Awh! // Dan: Very sad. People make statue because the dog represents like good values and stuff.
Phil: That's so sad!
[sad music]
[senpai]
Dan: So this here is the famous Shibuya Crossing.. OF DEATH
Dan: Not really "of death." It's just where 3,000 people regularly all try to cross the road at the same time.
Dan: And madness ensues. Luckily-- // Phil: We're gonna fall over!
Dan: You're gonna fall over and just get TRAMPLED. // Phil: Yeah.. *giggling*
Dan: It's gonna be like when Mufasa died.
Dan: Spoiler.
Dan: Oh god. Here we go! // Phil: We're crossing!
Dan: *heavy breathing*
Dan: How is this coordinated? // Phil: I don't know!
Dan: How are these people not walking into each other?
Dan: I should probably stop vlogging or I'm gonna punch someone in the face.
Phil: *laughing* // Dan: Oh god!
Dan: Let's play a game called "Where's Phil?"
Dan: I can see him.
Dan: Can you see him? [nope]
Dan: We are now entering-- // Both: Basketball Street.
Dan: You have to kiss it.
Phil: I don't wanna kiss it. // Dan: *laughing*
Phil: "Smile every day!"
[so tall]
Phil: Almost got run over. We are headed to the hundred yen store..
Phil: Which is the Japanese version of Poundland!
Dan: WHOOOO // Phil: Don't know what I'm gonna buy.
Phil: Mimei, how much is 100 yen worth?
Mimei: Like one US dollar?
Dan [singing]: 🎵 So much crap, so little price🎵
Phil: This is everything I've dreamed of..
[rustle]
Phil: ..and more.
Phil: Hey Dan!
Dan: *giggle* NO
Phil: Found a souvenir for everyone!
Dan: Oh! // Phil: Rhawrr..
Dan: "Find! Surprise and Fun!"
Dan: "Life. Coordinate. Shop."
[look of confusion]
Dan: So, Phil. How do you say thank you?
Phil: Arigato!
Dan: What's th--the other way of saying it?
Phil: Uh..
Dan: No.. c'mon.
Dan: Just--begins with a 'd.'
Phil: Domo!
Dan: And what's like the three-way posh way of saying it?
Phil: Dori-- Domo arigato.. gozaimasu!
Dan: Not even close! *laughs*
Mimei: I think you can do it the other way..
Mimei: You're just a beginner! // Phil: Oh, okay.
Dan: Awhhh..
Dan: That's a very polite way of saying "YOU SUCK."
Phil: "CLUB SEGA"
Dan: Oh my god! Here we go!
[cute]
[so aggressive]
Dan: Really letting out some violence here.
Dan: Oh my god! OH MY GOD
Phil: Aw! // Dan: No!
Dan: So now we're gonna go into one of these CRAZY Japanese photobooths..
Dan: This is like.. the International Space Station or something. // Phil: Look at this lighting!
Dan: It's speaking to me! I don't know what it's saying! HELP HELP HELP // Phil: Aah!
Dan: Touch the screen!
Phil: I'm pressing the screen!
[too cute]
Mimei and Duncan: *laughing* // Phil: Up!
Dan: So this is when you select the volume of your eyes..
Dan: Wow.
Dan: Look what they've done to our faces! // Phil: Ugh!
Phil: Look at that one! That's horrific! // Dan: *laughing*
Mimei: It doesn't even look like you!
Dan: That.. is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. // Phil: *chuckling*
Phil: What're you writing Dan?
[kawaii af]
Phil: AAAAAAAUGH
Phil: There we go! // Dan: Wow..
Dan: Look at them.. *laughing* // Phil: That's intense.
Phil: We don't trust me with scissors, so Mimei is doing it for us.
Phil: That's some good scissoring.
[laughing]
Dan: So, uh, Duncan, why are you leading me into the toilets?
Dan: What's this about?
Duncan: Basically, you pee! // Dan: Uh huh.
Duncan: And the stronger you pee, the stronger the wind gets and the more her..
Duncan: ..pants start-- *giggling* // Dan: NO Are you actually joking?
Dan: So, you opted not to have a Japanese breakfast and.. // Phil: No..
Dan: ..for lunch, you've taken us to a burger cafe! // Phil: I'm sorry!
Phil: I'll promise we'll eat something Japanese today! // Dan: *laughing*
Dan: We--we have been having lots of sushi and stuff this week. // Phil: Yeah.
Dan: Just today.. // Phil: I was craving a burger. // Dan: Okay. Fair enough.
Phil: Everyone has days like that.
Dan: Nice radioactive drink you've got there.
Phil: Sugoi! // Dan: *chuckling*
Dan: Ah! Sugoi!
Dan: Um, that means 'Wow! Amazing!'.. uh, anyway.
Dan: Um.. Giant weeaboos. Anyway, uh.. // Phil: It's so bright! See? I did get something Japanese!
Mimei and Duncan: *laughing*
Dan: They're laughing 'cause they know it's true! That's the only reason why we're here!
Dan: Have a sip of this melon soda!
Phil: Tastes like Japan.
Phil: What're you looking at, Dan?
Dan: I, uh, picked up some chili sauce and then I realized it was called "Sudden Death Sauce."
Phil: So we're about to witness your death on YouTube!
Dan: Feel alive-- Yeah, this is it.
Phil: How much are you using? Oh.. // Dan: Okayy..
Phil: They're a bit shocked. *laughing*
Phil: Okay, here we go!
[intense music]
Phil: How ya doin'?
Dan: It's tasty.
Duncan: I've never seen anyone eat sauce like that before! // Dan: *laughing*
Dan: You're not gonna die. // Phil: I'm gonna die.
Dan: I--I'm currently-- // Phil: It says "sudden death."
Dan: Am I dead?
Dan: Probably. I'm a zombie. That's my secret.
[can you handle this much intense]
Phil: AAAH
[laughing]
Phil: That's horrible!
Phil: AUGH EHLELEAH
Dan: *laughing*
Duncan: This is how you're supposed to react! // Phil: *crying*
Dan: Okay, I feel like I'm broken.
Dan: Hey Phil! Are you having a yolo moment?
Phil: Everyday of my life!
Dan: *laughing*
Dan: Look out One Direction! Here come the J Soul Brothers!
Dan: Ooh yeahh..
Phil: This is the famous Tokyo staircase! // Mimei: *laughing*
Dan: I-I don't think it is but okay..
Dan: Yeah, why is it famous Phil?
Phil: Uh, because it's where a cat.. sat there everyday until it died.
Duncan and Dan: *laughing*
Phil: Waiting-- // Dan: Where's the cat statue?
Dan: *humming*
Phil: It looks like an owl slide!
Dan: What the-- // Phil: It's Dil's house! // Dan: Oh my god!
Phil: We have arrived at Yoyogi Park!
Phil: Duncan, give me a fact about nature!
Duncan: You get.. air from trees.
Phil: Uh-- // All: *laughing*
Phil: Guys, what's the Japanese for tree?
Duncan and Mimei: Ki.
Phil: Ki! // Duncan and Mimei: Ki.
Phil: So you open the door with your tree! // Duncan: Key.. // Mimei: Ka--Kagi.
Mimei and Duncan and Phil: *giggling* // Duncan: Kagi.
Phil: Kagi.
Rest: *laughing*
Dan: Wow. Like CBeebies with Phil.
Phil: Yoyogi shoes. Yoyogi shoes.
Dan: So if you have permission, you can film things..
Dan: Play specifically bongos and trumpets, nothing else.
Phil: Don't do science with your dog's poo! // Dan: *giggling* Don't do science-- uh..
Dan: Point at UFOs.. // Phil: Avoid angels!
Dan: Uhh.. Pick up butterflies with weird things coming out of their butts.
Dan: And laugh at children crying..?
Dan: Is that one? // Phil: Yeah! // Dan: I think that is.
Dan: And what can't you do?
Phil: Uhh.. You can't--
Dan: Have magical wands.. or fires. // Phil: Have magical wands.
Phil: You can't tame the raven. // Dan: Okay.
Phil: Uh-- *laughs* You--You..
Phil: *laughing* I don't know what else.. // Dan: *laughing*
Dan: I think we've run out of creativity.
Dan: I'm not sure how much this, uh, probing tech there is, adding to the beautiful park ambiance.
Dan: And a strange guy showing off his kickboxing skills..
Dan: Of all the places in the world..
Phil: *chuckles* // Dan: Topless in the middle of the park.
Phil: I wish I was him.
Dan: What a huge bird! Phil, go make friends with it.
Phil: That is bigger than a dog! // Dan: Go kiss it.
Dan: Bloody hell, look at that wingspan.
Dan: It's gonna peck your eyes out.
Duncan: That is huge! // Mimei: Be careful. They do attack.
Dan: *chuckling*
Mimei: They do! // Dan: If anyone's gonna get attacked, it's gonna be Phil.
Mimei: *laughing* // Phil: Play with me!
Dan: The wild Phil.. walks into the park to try to mate with the raven.
Dan: The raven denies his courtship.
Phil: He hates me.
Phil: HE FRICKIN HATES ME
Dan: *laughing* Jump Street. Watch out! Laying down the law.
Dan: Get off the ground, bitch.
Dan: So these people are having what is called hanami.
Dan: Isn't that the fancy word for picnic?
Mimei: Noo.. // Phil: *giggling* No..?
Dan: How is it different to a picnic? // Mimei: You need-- You need, like cherry blossoms for hanami.
Dan: You need cherry blossoms. // Mimei and Duncan: Otherwise, it's just a picnic.
Dan: *laughing* Otherwise, it's just a picnic. // Mimei: Sorry..
Dan: So here is the pretty epic entrance to Meiji Jingu Temple! // Phil: Wow!
Dan :What'chu think, Phil? // Phil: It's ama-jing!
Phil: Jingu? // Dan: *laughing*
Dan: Okay, I'll let that slide.
Dan: Phil for scale!
Dan: You have an interesting fact! Tell us about the sides of the middle!
Mimei: Well, the gods actually walk through the middle, so you're supposed to stay on the sides.
Mimei: But it's okay! // Duncan: Phil can-- // Dan: So Phil had a bit of a Kanye moment walking through the middle there!
Phil: Did I?
Dan: Phil, do you think you're a god or something?
Dan: Very disrespect. // Mimei and Duncan and Phil: *laughing*
Dan: Cringe attack 10,000 miles away from home.
Dan: What is the story behind these barrels?
Phil: These are the oldest barrels in Japan.. // Dan: Uh huh..
Phil: Each one contains a different kind of Pokemon.
Dan: *laughing* That's the original 151, aren't they?
Dan: Appaz, they contain sake. Let's get frickin' tabled!
Mimei: We take the spoons in our right hands and wash our left hands.
Mimei: And then we need to wash our right hand as well.
Phil: Dan, are you doing it?
Phil: Wash your right hand.
Mimei: Get a little bit a water in your hand and clean out your mouth.
Mimei: To cleanse mind, body, and soul! // Phil: Oh! Nice!
Phil: Do you have to bow now?
Mimei: No. // Duncan and Mimei: *laughing*
Dan: Just make a bit offensive in the end there. Thanks, Phil.
Dan: Awh, there's a little heart!
Dan: We bought some amulets! What was yours representing, Phil?
Phil: Good luck. That is my good luck one. // Dan: Good luck. That is good luck.
Dan: Nice shade of red.
Dan: I just went for the color and then realized it was a charm against evil.
Phil: So no more evil. // Dan: But if you want to be protected against something..
Dan: ..I mean, that's a pretty good one. // Phil: Pretty good.
Mimei: So we'll go over there and write some wish for world peace.. // Duncan: On the back.
Mimei:..or something on it and then we can hang them up.
Phil: "I wish for pandas to mate and increase in population."
Mimei: That's so sweet.
Dan: "I wish for more people to appreciate Kanye as an artist, not who he is as a person."
Dan: There's one here from Justin Wei who is a six-year old kid who said:
"I want a time machine. Please God."
And that's a picture of the time machine and him in a t-shirt that says "I Heart Japan."
Dan: Aw! // Phil: Awh! That's so cute.
Dan: Welcome to Harajuku!
Dan: Is that-- *laughing*
Dan: That Harajuku face.
Dan: HEEERGH
Dan: Do a rap about Harajuku.
Phil: Harrajuku, Harajuku, you might find a Pikachu.
Phil: Under the bench? There is no stench!
Phil: 'Cause it's amazing in Japan!
Dan:We were debating what these quite strange, anime-style *laughing* boards were advertising.
Dan: And Duncan says they're about passwords!
Duncan: Yeah. That guy over there, he's saying: "You should take care of your password!"
Dan: And what's she saying?
Duncan: She's saying she's really happy because she found a really strong password.
Dan: "I'VE GOT A GREAT PASSWORD!"
Dan: Takeshita Street! Which is the one that everyone goes down.
Dan: Apparently, it's very narrow and busy! // Phil: I'm ready to do it!
Mimei: It's.. so Japanese. There's stuff like McDonalds. // Dan: *laughing* Yeahh..
Dan: Nice to know that they're appreciating the flower crowns..
Dan: Spy some merch you want, Phil?
Phil: I found sock heaven! // Dan: Oh wow!
Dan: You can get a Babe sock. *laughing*
Phil: You can get a pig, a sandwich.. // Dan: A hot dog! Okay..
Phil: Jellybeans! // Dan: Mmn!
Phil: Duck! // Dan: Whatever the hell that is.
Dan: What I'm interested in is how much is the cardboard cutout of Haru?
Phil: Haru! // Dan: *laughing* // Both: Haru-chan!
Dan: Oh! WHOAH! Here we go!
Dan: 'Kay. You guys can leave me for three hours. Okay. // Phil: Okay.
Dan: Exhibit A. // Phil: Exhibit B.
Dan: Yep. The same. // Phil: Yup, same guy.
Phil: Dan spent so much money in that store, he got a free Free! tissue box!
[laughing] // Dan: Should I be ashamed of myself?
Phil: I think you should be ashamed of yourself.
Dan: What does that, uh, noddle sign say?
Duncan: Bukkake. // Dan: *laughing*
Dan and Phil: Oh my god!
Phil: Crepes!
Dan: I know you want the tuna cheese one! // Phil: What?! No!!
Dan: "Tuna curry cheese." // Dan and Phil: *laughing*
Dan: "Chicken curry ham pizza."
Phil: "Purple potato ice cream."
Dan: *chuckling* // Phil: Or soda ice cream!
Dan: How's your ice cream?
Phil: I didn't go for purple potato, but it's really good! // Dan: *laughing*
Phil: Dan, that looks amazing! // Dan: How do I bite into that?
Phil: *chuckling* I don't know!
Phil: Is it good?
Phil: Rate it with a noise.
Dan: [strangely disturbing noise]
Dan: Uhm.. // Phil: It's my favorite Sushi Ninja toilet.
Phil: Ohm..
Dan: Tell me you're filming! I was like licking all the dripping creme out of my crepe.
Phil: That was a .. onomatopoeia. No.
Dan: Something else that we have noticed and appreciated just about the whole of Japan..
Dan: ..since we have arrived is that all of the colors and everything are very beautiful.
Dan: Like, they're all really subtle, kind of, pastel-y shades which makes the entire country..
Dan: ..look kind of faded and beautiful and makes England looks really ugly and disgusting.
Dan: Do you fancy any Gothic Lolita clothing? // Phil: Yes!
Dan: Hello, Candy Octopus Man on the roof!
Dan: "God Breath You."
Phil: Hey Dan! I found you a t-shirt!
Dan: *chuckling* Bitchin'!
Phil: So what do you think of Harujuku, Dan?
Dan: *chuckling* I would compare it to Camden, you know what I mean? // Phil: Yeah, it's so Camden-y, isn't it!
Phil: Yeah! // Dan: You know what I mean!
Dan: In the background, you may see that they have been stopped by someone. // Phil: *chuckles*
Dan: They recognizes them of YouTube.
Dan: 'Cause Duncan's basically the AmazingPhil of Japan so..
Phil: They get recognized so much! // Dan: No one has any idea who we are here..
Dan: ..but they're getting stopped all the time, which is quite funny. // Phil: Yeah.
Phil: So now Mimei has taken us to her favorite Starbucks!
Dan: *laughing* Oh my god! This is the cool-- Oh my gosh.. // Phil: It's so cool!
Dan: This is on the roof.. of this building. // Phil: Yeah!
Phil: It's like a roof garden Starbucks.
[thud thud thud]
Dan: Graceful..
Dan: Like a hippo.
Dan: What's da view-- Holy crappu.
Dan: Um. Wow. // Mimei and Duncan: Holy crappu. *laughing*
Dan: What do you think's in that building?
Phil: Pokemon.
Dan: I swear we've only been to Starbucks in "Day of the Life of..'''s. // Phil: I know!
Dan: People are like, do you go all the time? // Both: No!
Dan: It think it's 'cause we only go outside when we do Day in the Life videos so that's probably why.
Phil: So this is a new experience! It's a cookie frappuchino, which we don't have in the UK.
Dan: And this is a yogurt with fruits blended on top!
Dan: *laughing* It's a frappuchino. // Phil: Why is everything better in Japan?!
Dan: *singing Attack on Titan theme* dun dun dun dun dun
Dan:"Kiddy Land!"
Phil: That's where we're going!
Mimei: I see a kiddy! // Dan: Is the entire thing just a toy store?
Mimei: It is! // Dan: Oh my god.
Phil: I'm not sure what's happening!
Phil: So many poop-themed plushies everywhere! // Dan: *laughing* Awh! But it looks so cute!
Duncan: A vibrating cat paw.. // All: *laughing*
Dan: It sounds more worse than it is! // Duncan: No, no! Like this. // Phil: Okay.
Phil: brrrrr
Phil: Oh! Oh, that feels really good, Duncan. Just keep doing that.
Phil: Just right there. Yeah.
Phil: Yeah. // Dan: You can play this back with just the audio.
[laughing]
Dan: Thanks..! That's-- that's not at all like being shaken in a glass.
Dan: That Darth Vader just has his hands out so climb inside it and be like an awkward prom photo.
Dan: Oh, Phil! So- *laughing* romantic.
Dan: How long has that puppy been tragically abandoned on the side. // Puppy: *squeaks*
Phil: I found something to take home!
Dan: Oh no! *laughing* // Phil: It's a Hello Kitty selfie stick!
Dan: Does that redeem what it is? I think it almost does. // Phil: No.. almost!
Dan: All kinds of Nanoblock available in the store. // Phil: Yeah.
Dan: You got a Nanoblock giraffe, a Nanoblock Tokyo tower..
Dan: ..and then here you've got a Nanoblock Titanic including the iceberg that it crashes into! // Phil: What? *laughing*
Dan: Too soon, Nanoblock!
Dan: Where are we going now, フィル？ (Firu, or Phil in Japanese. :V)
Phil: To the Tokyo Skytree! // Dan: And what is the Tokyo Sytree?
Phil: It's the seconds tallest building in the world!
Dan: Skytree! // All: Aah..
[yum]
Dan: We found the Skytree!
Phil: I feel a bit sick! // Dan: *singing* doo doo doo doo
Dan: *laughing* // Phil: That is actually insane.
Dan: But wait, but wait. Uhh.. there! *laughing* // Phil: No! No!
Dan: Let's go up!
Dan: Well, that just keeps going up and up, doesn't it.
Dan: What's the vie-- Oh my god.
Dan: So that's a view and a half. // Phil: Wow..
Phil: I kinda feel like Godzilla and I just wanna.. crush *growling noises* // Dan: *cat noises*
Phil: What is Duncan doing?
Dan: Enhance! // Phil: It's like minority report!
Dan: We're going up again!
Dan: To 450! // Phil: I can't handle this!
Dan: So you can see the top of the tower from here! // Phil: Wow!
All: Wow! Ooh..
Dan: Oh dear..
Phil: Oh god. // Dan: That's not great.
Dan: I dare you to jump, Phil. // Phil: Oh, I don't wanna do it.
Dan: You can do it. You can-- go, go, go.
Phil: Ugh! // Rest: *laughing*
Phil: Do you think this is the highest toilet in the world?
Dan: *chuckling* For men and babies! And is that the highest staff-only cupboard?
Dan: .. in the world. // Phil: Yeah.
Dan: *singing* dun dun dun dun
Dan: What do you reckon's behind it? Just a-- a dog? // Phil: A dog. The skydog!
Phil: So we are returning home now!
Dan: Be honest, would you have any idea where you were going if-- no.. *chuckling* // Phil: No..
Phil: This is so confusing. // Dan: You would go around on this train.. forever.
Phil: We're saying goodbye to our tour guides now.
Mimei and Duncan: Sayonara! // Dan and Phil: Bye! // Phil: Sayonara!
Dan: Bye, guys! *laughing* See you tomorrow! // Phil: See you tomorrow!
Phil: Dan is using the ATM from the future!
Phil: Look. Look. // Dan: *chuckling*
Phil: What is in that mysterious portal? Go get it! // Dan: Am I supposed to reach in now?
Dan: Oh my god. It looks like-- scary.
Dan: Do you want to end the night in a traditional Irish pub?
Both: "Finn McCools."
Dan: Get some Guiness-- oh, it's filled with white people. How embarrassing. Run. // Phil: Oh.
Phil: We're back in the hotel!
Dan: We have returned and that was.. a Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in Tokyo.
Phil: Such Japan. Mega fun. // Dan: Wow-- *laughing*
Dan: Very Tokyo.
Dan: Special shoutout to our friends Duncan and Mimei who were our wonderful tour guides in this video. // Phil: Yes!
Dan: They are YouTubers, here in Japan, so if you want to see what YouTube is like on this side of the world.. // Phil: Mm hm!
Dan: ..then you can click here or here to go see their channels and check that out!
Phil: Yeah, there subtitles as well, so you can watch them and enjoy them. // Dan: So you can understand them.
Dan: They're not just in Japanese and yeah! *snaps* // Phil: Do it.
Dan: Thumbs up this video. // Phil: Thumbs is up!
Phil: ..if you've enjoyed Japan! // Dan: ..if you enjoyed it.
Dan: Click on my face to check out my channel! *laughing*
Phil: And click on my face to check out my channel!
Dan: Subscribe to your channel. They're on your channel. // Phil: You're already on my channel!
Phil: *laughs* Subscribe! // Dan: Phil's done too much walking today.
Phil: I have. // Dan: Brain stopped working.
Dan: This was fun! // Phil: Yeah!
Dan: Thanks for joining us!
Phil: Sayonara!
Dan: Is that the-- the word? // Phil: Yeah!
Dan: Sayonara!
*laughing*