[Glitchy boy intro]
Mario: MAMA F**KER
Wow! An island. Delfino Island.
Yippee! :D
Yippee! Yippee! :D
Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! :D
Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! :DDDDD
Mario: Oh boy!
[Motor Noises]
Pilot toad: OH SH*T
[Mario somehow ejected from the plane]
Peach: What happened?
Mario:AW F*CK!
What's this icky paint like goop?
Nom
Toad: AHHHHHHHHHH
[Toadsworth gibbs]
Mario: la la la hmhmhm
Peach: Yay!
Not bad! Oh yeah!
Toadsworth: [Gibberish]
OOOOOOHHHHH SH*******T
♪Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man: no time to talk♪
[Mario acts like he a badass]
♪Music loud and women warm, I've been -♪
[Pianta gibberish]
♪Making my way downtown♪
♪Walking fast♪
♪Faces pass, and I'm homebound♪
[The 12 gibberish]
Put your hands up in the air buddy we've got you surrounded [no they didn't]
Mario: AaAaAA! NO! Mamma mia
WHOAAAAAH
Yippee! let's-a go!
Move bitch! get out the way
[Water thing obtained!]
The 12: Drop your weapon NOW!
Mario: fak youuu!
The 12: Ah, sh*t he figured it out!
Mario: HAHA! kiss my ass!
I am invincible! INVINCIBLE!
Homer Voice: OWWWWW
The 12: That's it! We're calling in the military! [oh shit...]
Military: YOLO
*Rekt*
*toot*
Mario: MAMA F--KER
Judge: As you are know that aware
Someone has been senselessly defacing
fair Isle Delfino using some paint like substance
fair isle tree people *you know* using some paint like something
The accused is charged with polluting our beautiful home
and yes, endangering our very way of life.
Mario: Whoah! [Mario gibberish]
Judge: Behold the sketch of the perpetrator, based on eyewitness' description
Mario: hey, shut up!
Judge: The truth is obvious. It is none other than Mari-
Mario: Hmmmmmmmmm
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHH
*We're having too much fun so we can't answer the phone cliche*
[Judge's slow talking ]
Mario: you'll never take me alive!
[The door wont't open]
Letsa get goin'! [Gibberish]
Muffled Noise: NO!
Mario: well sh*t
OOOW
[The 12 gibberish]
Oh
GOOPY'S GOT A CHAINSAW
eehhhhhhhh...........?
[gibberish] Here we go~!
Here we go~!
WHAHA! oh fu-
(Mario screaming in pain) Goop plant: OM NOM NOM, OM, NOM
Goopy thing: That tastes like sh*t
Fahk youuu!
♪So drop da bomb!♪
[epic song]
♪Yeah drop da bomb!♪
♪Just drop da bomb!♪
♪Let me see you drop that bomb!♪
[epic song]
♪The bomb!♪
♪The BOMB!♪
♪THE BOMB!♪
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HAAAAAAAAA
ee
*ded*
That's a so nice!
did uh.. I
Mario: whoa!
[Mario Gibberish]
FLUDD: goddammit
3!
3! 2!
3! 2! 1!
3! 2! 1! GO!
[Mario losing]
oh boy!
Mario: WHOAAAA
Piantissimo: Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for-
OOOOHHHHH SH****T
[Mario: [Gibb.] BIATCH!
That's-a so nice!
YEEAAA
HAHAHA!!!
WAH HOO
360 N0SC0P3
Oki-dokie
You do just like mario, ok?
oh boy!
LA LA LA hmm?
UHUHUHUHUUHUHUHU LET'SA GO!
HALOU (I lied) *mario gibb*
HERE WE GO!!!
[Pianta Gibberish]
*Rekt*
YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LET'S A GO!
*Screams of Trees*
IT IS I, FISHY BOOPKINS, PLEASE HELP ME CLEAN MY BOOPMOBILE!!!
*SEXUALLY WASHING*
[Rest in Pieces Fishy boopkins]
HALLOU
HEY F**KER >:(
*egadd gibb*
AHHHHH
[H0t screaming]
[Ded not big surprise]
[WUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU]
*mario gibb*
WOAH
AHHAHHHHGH
OK!
Mmm...Donuts...
Okey Dokey! No Problem!
Super Madio Jump
AHAHA-
AAHH!!!
WAAAAAOOOOAAOOO
OOOKAY
HUATS THIS?
An overabundance of Bees in the work place?
My Brief case full of bees Outta put a stop to that!
AHGSSH MY EYES!
OOOKAY
Oh no!
Are you OK?
We did it! Good job little guy.
Celebrating*
thank youuu!
*no problem!*
*Gooper Bloop vomits ink everywhere*
*IT BURNS*
I SAVE DEH WORLD!
HAHA!
GOTCHA, GOOD JOB, HAHA
WHATS UP? BIATCH!
HEY STINKY!
*mario gibb*
AGHAHAHAHAHA
Hey! Come back here, you big monkey!
AAHAAAA
Jesus Christ!
JEZUZ CHRIST
Hey! Where is everybody?
Come back!
Oh. There you are.
IT'S RAPING TIME!
*mario sh*ts himself*
*Ya boi get's triggered*
UAAAAAAAAAA
HUHUAAIAAAIAI
OUH SHET
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
FLUDD: Goddammit you scrub stop getting wrecked!
FLUDD: Looks like I'm going to have to help your bitch-ass again!
TRANSFORMEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSS
MORE THAT MEETS THE EYE
[BAM]
[Old Car Honking Sound]
Mario: IT'S A FUCKIN MASTERPIECE!!!
Prepare to DIE!
♪Die Motherf*cker, Die Motherf*cker, DIE♪
Hmm... take dis!
*Rekt* AAAA
Mario: yeah HAHAHA!
*ouch*
hm?
HoHo!
WELL! WELL! WELL! WELL! WELL! WELL!
Bowser Jr.: nononono! nono no!
*crying*
Mario: FOOORE!
[Bowser jr screaming]
like a loser! like a loser! like a loser!
Popo: [gibb.] GET DAT MOTHERFAKER!
*OUTRO*