Hey, guys.
All channels in the MarioTube video are not real, except for TheAwesomeMario.
So, if you see any of these channels in youtube, they're not run by me.
And that's all. Enjoy the video!
[SMG4 INTRO]
[ELMO'S WORLD MUSIC]
Geeee. It sure is boring around here.
[SAD RAP MUSIC PLAYS]
[MARIO CRYING]
[WAILING LOUDLY]
NO!
[SHOUTS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
OH HELL NO!
Hmmmmm?
Welcome to Luigi Alert!
The best news channel, IN THE WORLD!
Ok, so first, we have breaking news!
YouTuber, SMG4, was spotted dealing MEMES in alleyways in downtown Mushroom Kingdom!
Ok, guys. Here I am at the sight where SMG4 was last spotted.
Hey, you want some memes?
This is cancer!
How much do you charge?
Next up, Toad goes on a rampage through town fueled by sugar and doing inappropriate behavior, as seen here.
Oh boy! We have Toad on the line now for an interview.
Hey, Toad, why did you do such acts?
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SHIT, LUIGI!
Thank you for 4 your time, Toad.
Lastly, Mario goes naked, once again
and everyone within a kilometer of him goes blind!
Did somebody say "MARIO"?
NO, MARIO, GET OUT OF HERE!
YOU'RE NAKED AND MY CHANNEL WILL BE BANN-
[WINDWOS XP ERROR NOISES]
WTH is this bullshit?
Well, whatever, I was becoming too popular anyway.
Its time I focus on my rapping career!
If you were looking for the best son in the world...
Then look no further.
Because, you have come across the best of the best!
R u ready?
[BEATBOXES]
B-O-B
You heard that right, Bob is here!
And its gonna be tight!
Mushroom Kingdom born and raised
Sewers is where I spent most of my days!
Knees weak, ass sweaty... something something... MOM'S SPAGHETTI!
Kanye West..
Kendrick Lamar...
Morgan Freeman and...
Jafar!
You've just been overthrown
Oh yeah, bitch!
[CHEERING]
[WINDOWS XP ERROR NOISES]
Oh no!
What happened to my channel?
You know what, I'm gonna go make a new one!
It's gonna be better!
Hey, everybody, welcome to
Fishy boopkins play school!
Today, we're gonna learn all about... ANIMALS!!!
Okay, to start off, we have this T-Rex.
ROAR! goes the T-Rex!
Next, we have...
This tank!
BOOM! goes the tank!
Yay! Destruction!
Here we have a plutonium rod!
Goes the plutonium rod!
It feels like burning!
Have you guys noticed the theme of today?
It's not actually animals!
It's the color GREEN!
Lets sing! Put on the song!
[CHILD MUSIC PLAYS]
Green is for...
Yoshi!
Green is for...
Luigi!
Green is for...
Pickles!
Green is for...
WORLD DOMINATION!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
[WINDOWS XP ERROR NOISES]
What's-a going on here?
Oh... [GROANS]
[GROWLING]
Somebody cheated...
I CAN'T LOSE!
Hello, you sexy warioooos... uh.
Yeah...
I'm-a done with doing pranks now,
And I am actually gonna do some content like...
DARES!
That's right! No more advertisements!
Heh heh hehe.
Alright! Let's read some suggestions!
mhmm..
Oh no, mmkay here we go!
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
will... blaugh augh
Laww eeee
[SCREAMS]
Don't cry...
Please.. don't cry...
[EXPLOSION]
[SPLASH]
I'm-a Wario...
And this is jackass!
[CRASHES]
[EPIC ROCK MUSIC]
Fantastic!
OW! [BELL DINGS]
WOW!
HERE I GO!
HOLY SHIT! :O
[LAUGHS] funny.
Ha! Just joking you guys.
heh... no... like...
[CRYING]
[WINDOWS XP ERROR NOISES]
[YELLS]
OH HELL NO!
Okay soo.. today we're gonna be reviewing
the ishroom 600.
It's a pretty good phone. It came around about... uh
Idk. Like 10 years ago or shit like that.
So, as you can see, it's got like this uh... shitty ass
sugar cube ass buttons on it here,
which you can hardly press...
I can't use it with my big ass dinosaur turtle hands.
So, mine is punch pad, I guess.
Another thing you can do with it is you can make some mad beats--
you know by pressing the little numbers here.
I'm-a make some right now here we go...
[DIALING "LITTLE STAT"]
Look at this Mozart shit going on.
So... uh... the main issue this phone is that it... uh...
It doesn't-- doesn't have a fucking screen.
So, you can't play your Angry Birds...
You can't play your Candy Crush Saga...
Can't see WTH you're doing...
Or unless you're fucking blind...
I guess.
This phone can double up as a snack...
y'know seeing as though it's uh...
Fucking mushroom.
We're gonna do a uh... little taste review here.
[CHOMP]
MMM
Delicious... uh... circuitry...
My mouth is bleeding, I'll be right back.
I'm getting tired of reviewing shitting ass technology...
So, I'm jus-
I'm just going to become a Tech-Destruction channel...
Fuck all of this shit.
[ROCK MUSIC]
[WINDOWS XP ERROR NOISES]
BOTH: Oh, no!
Next time, it's mine!
[TECHNO MUSIC INTRO]
Welcome to the top 10 WAAAAAtchMojo!
With Peach! I guess... Yaaaaay!
Today, we're looking at top 10 Anime Fights!
OH YAY!
How intense, look at that!
They're spinning their lightsabers around!
For all those people with a foot out there, I suppose...
That's amazing!
Oh god! That poor kid!
It is animal on so many levels!
Oh, the humanity! OH NO!
A really cute fight indeed!
Oh god!
Oh god! PEACH: 10 out of 10!
Oh! Luke in the background! And it's a ko!
Beautiful today, Marie!
Hey, that sucks.
Barney VS. Cookie Monster is better!
Look at that cinematography!
Peach, you suck at judging!
Remember that 1 time where Arthur punches his sister? Whatever her name is.
Hey! You wanna go mate?
I'll fight you!
No, I'll fight you!
Come on, bitch! I'll fucking kill you!
[WINDOWS XP ERROR NOISES]
Hello! It's-a me!
Get ready to move your pingas!
MAMA F**KER!
Guess what time it is...
Take that!
It's time for you to DIE!
YAHOO!
YAHOOOOO!
Mama mia.
Oh yeah!
Wuhuu! Weehee-
OW!
OHOHOHO! I GOT YOU!
Hey!
Who the hell are you?
I am depressed.
Ok, I guess that makes sense
Wahaa! HAHAHA!
I'm in!
[ACTION MUSIC]
I am so smart (x2)
Whoa! Nice computer-
[EXPLOSION BOOMS]
[WINDOWS XP ERROR NOISES]