>> Jeff: ARE YOU TAILGATING
RIGHT NOW?
ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IT?
THIS MAN KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT.
ESPN ANALYST KIRK IS HERE.
BRATWURST.
CONGRATULATIONS.
I FEEL LIKE I'VE MADE IT NOW.
>> Jeff: WELL YOU MADE IT ON
TV AFTER PLAYING FOOTBALL.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> Jeff: NOW YOU'RE TEAMING UP
WITH H-E-B TO BRING US SOME
REALLY DELICIOUS FOOD.
>> THAT'S ACTUALLY WHERE WE'RE
STARTING.
I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS THING FOR
21 YEARS NOW AT ESPN.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT
WE TAILGATE IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
I DON'T KNOW --
>> Jeff: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
UTSA, BABY.
THEY'RE ALL UP IN IT.
>> LONGHORNS.
TAILGATES.
AGGIES.
HORN FROGS.
>> Jeff: WE DO ALL THAT.
>> TAILGATING IS A BIG PART OF
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND WE
OURSELVES.
>> Jeff: WHEN THEY CAME TO YOU
AND SAID WE WANT YOU TO CREATE
YOUR OWN LINE OF SAUSAGE.
>> THE ONLY THING I CARED ABOUT
WAS I KNOW WHAT TASTES GOOD TO
ME.
AND THAT'S ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS
THE QUALITY.
I WANTED TO TASTE IT AND LIKE
IT.
AND I WANTED MY KIDS TO LIKE IT
AND I WANTED MY WIFE TO LIKE IT.
ONCE WE LIKED IT WE DECIDED TO
GO FOR IT.
>> Jeff: LET'S PUT YOUR
PICTURE ON IT.
DIFFERENT.
>> WE HAVE ITALIAN SAUSAGE.
>> Jeff: JALAPENO AND CHEDDAR.
FAVORITE?
>> THE JALAPENO AND CHEDDAR.
IF YOU LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF
BITE, A LITTLE BIT OF KICK.
THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS, IF
YOU TRY IT ONCE I GUARANTEE
YOU'LL GO BACK AND GET IT A
SECOND TIME.
>> Jeff: SORRY.
PARDON ME.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Fiona: NEED A LITTLE HELP?
>> Jeff: I GOT EXCITED.
INTERESTING.
>> Fiona: WHAT DO YOU PUT ON
YOURS?
>> MUSTARD.
I PUT KETCHUP ON EVERYTHING
EXCEPT A BRAT.
I PUT IT ON EGGS, HASH BROWNS,
EVERYTHING.
IT'S ITS OWN FOOD GROUP TO ME.
>> Fiona: PEOPLE GO WOULD YOU
KETCHUP.
>> Jeff: I GOT NOTHING TO SAY.
YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOT YOUR PICTURE ON IT.
IF MY PICTURE WAS ON A BRATWURST --
>> WHICH ONE IS THE JALAPENO, DO
WE KNOW?
>> Fiona: THIS ONE'S YOURS.
>> Jeff: THEIR HAPPYPENOS.
>> Fiona: GO AHEAD.
>> YOU GOT AFTER THAT.
>> Jeff: IT'S DELICIOUS.
HOT.
AND YOU CAN EAT LIKE SIX OF
THESE AND HAVE SOME ADULT
GOES BY ALL THE FASTER.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU CAN TAILGATE AT THE HOUSE,
AT THE GAME.
THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT THIS.
BASKETBALL TEAM?
GO AHEAD AND SAY SPURS, DO IT.
>> I'M A BIG SAN ANTONIO SPURS'
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jeff: IT DOESN'T TAKE
SOMEONE FROM ESPN TO FIGURE OUT
THE RACE FOR SEIS IS ON.
>> LOVE THE HEAD COACH.
POP JUST GETS AFTER GUYS.
THAT'S FUN.
>> Jeff: THEY'RE A TEAM.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
I THINK THEY GOT TO BE ONE OF
THE BETTER PROFESSIONAL
ORGANIZATIONS THAT THERE IS
ARE.
NO MATTER WHO IS ON THE ROSTER,
THEY'RE ALWAYS WINNING.
>> Jeff: AND WILL WE EVER GET
A FOOTBALL TEAM HERE?
[LAUGHTER]
SAY.
>> LAST TIME I CHECKED THE
DALLAS COWBOYS OWN MOST OF THE
STATE, EXCEPT FOR THE TEXANS.
>> Jeff: THANKS FOR INCLUDING
THE TEXANS.
IT WAS KIND OF LIKE, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT.
>> NO, THERE'S NOBODY COMING.
NOT BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A GREAT
CITY.
IT'S BECAUSE THIS STATE AS
FOOTBALL-RICH AS IT IS, WHEN YOU
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
WEEKEND.
>> EVERY WEEKEND.
I START AT 9:00 A.M. AND WE GO
TO NOON.
THREE-HOUR SHOW.
TRAVEL TO THE BIGGEST GAME OF
THE WEEKEND IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
THEN AT NIGHT I CALL THE GAME OF
THE WEEK ON ABC.
>> Jeff: THAT'S OUR NETWORK.
IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY WOULD TUNE
[LAUGHTER]
>> Jeff: I HAVE SEEN YOU.
>> 8:00 UNTIL MIDNIGHT.
>> Jeff: AND NOW YOU'RE ON MY
SAUSAGE.
>> THEN I DO AN HOUR POST GAME
SHOW UNTIL 1:00 A.M.
IF YOU STUMBLE OVER TO COLLEGE
FOOTBALL ON SATURDAY, YOU'LL SEE
ME.
>> DO THE GUYS ON THE SET GIVE
YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT THIS?
[LAUGHTER]