So what you're saying is
Super Dickman!
And that's the end of our WTF
Yes
This box says
SUPER DICKMAN
Now we should explain this first
This is not from Korea
This is a Wonderful Treasure Find Germany
And we tried this from Germany but we were heading to another country
And we were like "We cannot leave these behind"
I was grocery shopping with Soozee
and we were like "Du du du du du", walking down the aisle
And then I see this entire row with Mini Dickman
DICKMAN and.....
SUPER Dickman
If you had a choice between Mini Dickman and Super Dickman
Which one would you choose?
No the question is
Why do you have something called Super Dickman in your grocery store
for all the children to see?
And here's a question, why's it called 'Super Gross'?
Uugh super gross dickman
I'm even concerned as to what this is
Like is this a gag?
Is Dickman a German word for 'delicious chocolate'?
Like "Hey, I can go for some dickman tonight"
Like what is dickman mean in your mother tongue?
Here's something I'm worried about
These expire in November
And right now it's like December 12th
Ehhhh 3-6 weeks over
But you know what?
That's not gonna stop me from eating some super gross, super dickman
What if I get sick from eating dickman?
Dickman will make you sickman
There's too much dickman
Are we about to eat super old dickman?
Oh my god, that's a little tiny dine dickie!
A dine dickie!!
*Laughs maniacally*
Ohh they're so puffy and cute
Oooh I'm gonna grab
Look at this
So it looks like a ....
Hey wait! I wanna enhance
With a 'D' at the bottom
Looks like a wafer, it's covered in chocolate
I assuming the inside is marshmallow
It feels pretty puffy
Does it?
Yeah
Super Dickman....
A dickman is too big for my mouth
Love getting the cream all over
You got some dick on your mustache
I got some dick cream all over my face
Put the entire dickman in your mouth
Mmmm too much
Mmmmm mmmmmmh
Wow Dickman, you are hella good!
You love the taste of dickman?
I would say that
Super Dickman....
It tastes like meringuey.....marshmallow.....sugary....
I don't know how to explain it
This dickman is a bit too rich for me to have another dick though
Super dickman......
Maybe I shoulda got the mini dickman
Easier to fit in your mouth in one shot right?
We need to get Soozee
Male demographic, they love Soozee,
SOOZEE......SOOZEE
Male watchers, you know we're doing this for you
Ohh Soozee.....there are about 5 dicks..mans left
Would you like some?
Wait
Zooming in on Soozee
She smelt the dickman first, smelling the dickman
She's not sure if she should put it in her mouth or not
This has been a long, long time
Soozee have some dickman
NOOO
NO NO NO NO
Oh my god it was a great sentence!
Soozee likes the dickman
Delicious?
Delicious
I would like to argue that this dickman is perhaps
too large for our mouths
We shoulda gone for the normal dickman
or perhaps the mini dickman
We will share the rest of this dickman with the rest of our studio
WHO WANTS SOME DICK...MAN?
Come have some dick
Come on ladies
And maybe guys....
DICK MAN FOR EVERYONE
Oh HO ho ho Merry Christmas
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