-Welcome, everybody, welcome to The Tonight Show.
Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching at home.
We had a great show. Well, guys, today in England,
the world's biggest leaders got together
for the start of the G7 Summit.
Yeah, it's a meeting of leaders from the U.S.,
U.K., Canada, France, Germany, Italy, and Japan.
It's basically Epcot without the day drinking.
This is the first in person G7 in nearly two years.
And like everyone else, had an in-person meeting.
They're all thinking this could have been a Zoom,
it could have been a Zoom.
In addition to the G7 members, India, Australia,
and South Korea were invited as guest countries.
And if they do well, they get a spot
on the G7 spinoff series G7 Summit Island.
[ Laughter ]
And like they do every year,
all the G7 leaders got together for a family photo.
Take a look at this. Yeah.
It looks like a choose your player,
part of a law firm video game. They had fun on the beach.
And Joe Biden asked everyone to recreate
the volleyball scene from "Top Gun."
You're like, I don't get this. I read that during the summit,
all G7 leaders are staying at this castle.
Apparently, the world economy is in such bad shape,
they all have to share an Airbnb is you have seven world leaders
all living in the same house
while Vladimir Putin watches from home
like it's an episode of "Big Brother."
[ As Putin ] This is my favorite show.
[ Normal voice ] Get this,
Ahead of Biden's meeting next week with Putin,
former President Trump decided to put out a statement
and it said, good luck to Biden in dealing with President Putin.
Don't fall asleep during the meeting
and please give him my warmest regards.
Trump's still banned on Facebook and Twitter,
so he issued that statement
by yelling at a Wendy's drive through.
That's right, Trump had to go through Biden
because, you know, Putin didn't give him his real phone number.
[ As Putin] Sure Donald, yes, it's a write this down,
1-800-588-2300 Empire Today.
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] Well, this is huge.
The National Geographic Society
has just announced a new fifth ocean.
It's the body of water surrounding Antarctica,
and it's called the Southern Ocean.
So now there's the Atlantic,
Pacific, Indian, Arctic, and Southern.
It's such big news inspired me to write a tiny song about it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ Just a couple of seconds of the show I'm hosting ♪
♪ To give a shout out to the brand new ocean ♪
♪ Congratulations on your promotion ♪
♪ The penguins and the fish you got a brand new ocean ♪
♪ Ocean Mom and dad filled with proud emotion ♪
♪ The big blue baby is a brand new ocean ♪
♪ I wouldn't say the car, but didn't know the postage ♪
♪ Or the address for the brand new ocean ♪
♪ Watching all your waves kind of like hypnosis ♪
♪ Going to need a Dramamine on the brand new ocean ♪
♪ Protecting you from plastic is my new devotion ♪
♪ Going to use the metal straw in the brand new ocean ♪
♪ Even though it's cold, put on your suntan lotion ♪
♪ Before you swim in the brand new ocean ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Moving on.
Hey, some entertainment news last night was
the series finale of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
Yeah, it's hard to say goodbye watching people
stand around their kitchen, looking at their phones.
It felt like watching our own family.
The show led to nine spinoffs. Kris Jenner is basically
the Vin Diesel of reality TV. Well, listen to this.
I just saw that Netflix just launched an online store
that sells show branded merchandise.
But this is annoying if an item sits in your cart for too long,
a message that says, "Are you still shopping?"
Just a thought. So if you're watching Netflix
and wearing it, it might be time to get out of the house.
And finally, a lobster diver in Cape Cod
is okay after being swallowed
and then spit out by a humpback whale.
The good news is he's okay. The bad news is he's being sued
for copyright infringement by the Bible.
We have a great show.
Give it up for The Roots.
-♪ Drop a beat and send the boat, yeah ♪
♪ We're going to the brand new ocean ♪
♪ Drop a beat and send the boat, yeah ♪
♪ We're going to the brand new ocean ♪
♪ Drop a beat and send the boat, yeah ♪
♪ We're going to the brand new ocean ♪
-Thank you very much, everybody.
Be sure to tune in all next week.
We have some great shows coming up.
Ethan Hawke will be here, Salma Hayek.
Helen Mirren and Dr. Anthony Fauci will all be joining us.
Plus, we have music in studio from Coldplay.
Coldplay. [ Cheers and applause ]
But first, what a show we have for you tonight.
She stars in "WandaVision." Man, she crushed it.
It's on Disney+ Kathryn Hahn is here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
She helped us out with our FallonVision, too.
We're gonna talk about "WandaVision"
and we when we did our FallonVision she was awesome.
And joining us in studio,
he's the director of the new film "In The Heights."
Go see this. I can't wait.
I can't wait for you all to see it.
It is so -- I mean, I had nothing to do with it.
I just loved it so much.
Jon M. Chu is here great director.
Go to a theater. Stay safe. They'll figure it out.
You have to go see this movie.
It is unbelievable.
It is one of the most enjoyable things I've seen ever.
It's fantastically done. You just saw it, Quest?
-Last night. -Were you at the --?
-I went to the, the... -Tribeca thing?
-No, no, the the "In the Heights."
-Oh, the Washington Heights premiere.
-Yes. The Washington Heights one.
-They premiered it in Washington.
You were at that one? -Yes.
-Oh, my gosh.
That's that's double the excitement for me.
-It was major. -W-Was it emotional.
What was it?
-The audience danced and clapped and cried and yeah.
-It's it's such a good film.
Well done. Also, we got great music tonight.
His new album, "Hall of Fame" is out now
performing his number one song, "RAPSTAR" Polo G is here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Plus, we have an all new
"Thank You Notes later in the show.
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♪ In the brand new ocean ♪
That's a good jam. -That's like a Smucker's man.
It's not that good of a jam.
-That's one if John, John M. Chu
directed "Brand New Ocean"?
Maybe a musical about discovering a new ocean.
I should put him on the spot? on the show.
Guests like it, right? -Guests love that.
People love to be put on the spot.
-They do? -They love it.
They love to feel uncomfortable.
Then they go, "I guess."
And then you take it as a yes, people love it.
-Thank you.
You always give me the best advice.
-I'm looking out for you.
-Guys, before we go on,
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