♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN," EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JON --
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IN JUST A MINUTE, JON, HAVE YOU WATCHED THE SHOW
"HACKS."
>> Jon: HANNAH WAS ON OUR SHOW BEFORE COVID.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
ONE TO HAVE THE STAR OF "HACKS," HANNAH EINBINDER, IS GOING TO BE
ON HERE IN A MOMENT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "HACKS," IT'S A FANTASTIC SHOW.
I KNOW WE HAVE TO GET GOING, BUT I WAS WATCHING "MAYOR OF
EASTTOWN" AND I'M A BIG GENE SMART FAN.
AND THEN SOMEBODY SAID IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD WATCH
"HACKS," BECAUSE JEAN SMART IS IN THERE.
I SAID, WHO'S THIS HANNAH EINBINDER?
THEY SAID, SHE'S BEEN ON YOUR SHOW.
>> Jon: YEAH, SHE WAS ON THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: THAT WAS THE ONLY OTHER THING SHE'S DONE IN
TELEVISION IS YOUR SHOW.
AND IT WAS LIKE A WEEK BEFORE WE WE WANTED OFF THE WARE IN 2020.
EARLY MARCH OF 2020, SHE WAS ON THE SHOW.
SO I WENT BACK AND WATCHED AND IT WAS GREAT.
THEN I REALIZED, OVER, I WANT TO TALK TO HER NOW BECAUSE SHE WAS
ON THE SHOW AND I'M VERY PROUD THAT WE RECOGNIZE TALENT.
>> Jon: YES.
>> Stephen: SHE'S TALENTED, SHE'S FANTASTIC.
>> Jon: LEVELED UP.
>> Stephen: SHE'S INCREDIBLE.
STICK AROUND FOR THAT.
ARE WE HERE?
WHERE ARE WE.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN ON
TELEVISION.
( LAUGHTER ) FRIENDS, EVERY NIGHT I STAND
OVER THERE, CAREFULLY LIGHTING AND STAGING THE DAY'S MOST
TOPICAL NEWS STORIES, COMPOSING GROUNDBREAKING ORCHESTRAL
ARRANGEMENTS TO SUPPORT THEM, THEN METICULOUSLY CHOREOGRAPHING
THEM AND MYSELF IN A DELICATE, HEARTBREAKING, YET UPLIFTING
PAS-DEDEUX, TO PRESENT FOR YOU THE EPOCH-DEFINING BALLET THAT
IS MY MONOLOGUE.
BUT SOMETIMES, I FISH A STAINED VELOUR JUMPSUIT OUT OF A CANAL,
HOOK A RADIO I RIPPED OUT OF A GARBAGE TRUCK TO AN ABANDONED
CAR BATTERY, SLAP THE DIAL THROUGH FUZZ TILL IT LANDS ON A
RANDOM A.M. OLDIES STATION, THEN SHAKE MY ASS FOR NICKELS IN THE
DEMENTED VAGRANT MACARENA OF NEWS OF THAT IS MY SEGMENT:
>> (ECHOING) MEANWHILE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY!
THERE IT IS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, BAD NEWS FROM THE
TOKYO GAMES, POLAND HAS SENT SIX SWIMMERS HOME FROM THE OLYMPICS
AFTER SELECTING TOO MANY BY MISTAKE.
( LAUGHTER ) TURNS OUT, UPON CLOSER REVIEW,
WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS ONE SWIMMER WAS ACTUALLY
THREE SWIMMERS IN A TRENCHCOAT ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, TWITTER IS OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLYTESTING A DISLIKE
BUTTON.
FINALLY, WE'LL BE ABLE TO FIND OUT IF PEOPLE ON TWITTER HATE
SOMETHING.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MEANWHILE, AT A WILDWOOD, NEW JERSEY AMUSEMENT PARK
A SEAGULL HIT A TEEN IN THE FACE.
STILL THE MOST SANITARY THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED AT AN
AMUSEMENT PARK.
( LAUGHTER ) LUCKILY, THE GIRL, 13-YEAR OLD
KILEY HOLMAN, WASN'T HURT, AND SHE HANDLED IT REALLY WELL:
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
BYE!
( SCREAMING ) >> A BIRD FLEW ON MY FACE.
A BIRD FLEW ON MY FACE.
OH MY GOD!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS VIDEO!
>> STEPHEN: GOOD FOR YOU, KILEY.
SHE WAS COOL AS A CUCUMBER.
AND I THINK WE ALSO HAVE AUDIO OF THE SEAGULL.
>> THERE'S A GIRL ON ME.
GET IF OFF.
OH MY GOD!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE VIDEO ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, IN ASTRONOMY NEWS, ACCORDING TO A NEW PHYSICS
THEORY, THE UNIVERSE IS A GIANT DONUT THAT WE LIVE INSIDE.
RAISING THE PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION: COULD GOD CREATE A
DONUT SO BIG, NOT EVEN HE COULD EAT IT?
UNFORTUNATELY, I AM NOT CURRENTLY HIGH ENOUGH TO ANSWER
THAT.
BUT IF OUR UNIVERSE IS A DONUT, WE NEED TO KNOW: IS IT GLAZED OR
SPRINKLED?
GET ON IT, SCIENCE MEANWHILE NETFLIX IS PLANNING AN EXPANSION
INTO VIDEO GAMES, FOR THE PURPOSE OF HELPING MARKET
EXISTING SHOWS.
THAT'S EXCITING NEWS.
AND I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET A BETA VERSION OF "BRIDGERTON:"
THE VIDEO GAME: ♪♪
>> LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE DOWNRIGHT FLUSHED.
>> THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS.
>> WHEN ONE IS ANGRY.
>> WHEN ONE BURNS FOR SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT FEEL THE SAME.
♪♪ ( LAUGHTER )
>> STEPHEN: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A BOLD NEW VISION FOR THE
LATE SHOW FROM DIRECTOR ZACK SNYDER.
♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )