- [Evelyn] More blood!
This just turned into a different type of video,
a crazy facial ritual.
- What's up YouTube?
Hope you're all doing well.
Welcome back to my channel.
Today's video, I'm gonna be doing
my night time skincare routine.
I'm gonna get someone who has
no clue about skincare to narrate it.
So please welcome my podcast co-host
and partner in crime, Evelyn Mok.
- Hey everybody, I'm Evelyn Mok.
I am a standup comedian and,
I'm Nigel's co-host on the "Rice To Meet You" podcast.
And he's asked me to narrate this video for him
about his skincare routine.
First of all, I know nothing about skincare.
All I do is I wake up, wash my face,
and put some moisturizer on.
Nigel has like, thousand steps in his routine.
So this was quite a challenge.
- I think Evelyn did a great job,
so watch the whole video.
Give me a like right now,
and let me know in the comments down below
if you wanna see more of Evelyn on my channel.
- Like it, watch 'til the end because
he gets into some really crazy things.
He puts toothpaste in his hair.
(television static)
Hey guys, this is Nigel
and he's gonna show you his skincare routine,
because Nigel is a very vain boy.
And I'm gonna narrate this because,
I know nothing about skincare.
But I know that the first step is,
to show your teeth to the camera.
Oh, step one started,
the first product is Clean It Zero,
which I will go ahead and presume is a cleanser.
Cleansers from bottles,
I've only ever dealt with cleansers that are liquid,
and come from Garnier.
So screw the top off first,
and take your little plastic spatula.
You scoop it out with the plastic spatula.
Scoop, scoop, scoop.
And then dot dot dot.
Dot dot dot,
oh and dot, dot, dot, dot.
Take the remaining cleanser,
put it on your hands,
and start rubbing it into your face.
See, here's the thing,
if you're gonna go with your hands anyways,
then why not just take it out with your hands,
instead of scooping it with a plastic spatula.
That just seems like an unnecessary step to me.
Okay, so you rub it in, rub it into your face.
Okay, I feel like the rubbing has gone
on for a little too long.
He's still rubbing.
Yeah, nobody should see that.
Still rubbing.
Okay, just rubbing a little closer to the camera now.
And now it's time for the wash.
I mean, I'm not sure he's gonna be able
to wash it off because,
it feels like he just rubbed it all in.
And by the way, that t-shirt that you see right there
says, "Hotpot is better than relationships."
And that's one of the t-shirts that you can buy
at our merch store on ricetomeetyoupod.com.
Go and check it out.
We have a lot of different merch.
Product number two, which is
a facial foam another cleanser!
I don't get it, you just cleansed, right?
Oh, and that's a tiny,
tiny little cleanse, all right.
But look at that, that's much foamier.
That's much better.
I prefer this cleanser if I'm honest,
because you can see what's happening.
The other one, you couldn't, so you just kept rubbing.
But here--
Did you just sniff your cleanser?
That's weird man.
That's almost a bit pornographic.
(sensual music)
I feel gross now.
Rubbing the tiny little jizz in.
And he's really specific about the eyes.
And now he's washing it off.
Now he's drying himself off with the towel.
Is this his designated face towel?
I gotta be honest guys, between you and I,
this is the towel that I use to dry my hands
after I've used the toilet at his place,
so I hope he's washed it.
Nice and dry boy.
Step three, Klairs Supple Preparation Facial Toner.
Facial toner!
This is actually a product that I kinda recognize.
Did he smell his product again?
(sensual music)
Plop out, three drops into your palm,
and oh yeah, you have to screw the lid back on,
that's really important.
And then you just dot it into your face.
Cool, all done.
Step four, oh my god, is that a bottle of blood?
That looks like a bottle of blood.
Oh my god!
It is a bottle of blood, with a pipette.
Oh no, what are you gonna do with this Nigel?
Oh no, oh you're just pipetting
tiny droplets of blood onto your face.
Oh my god, I swear this is like baby's blood or something.
It's like in, a crazy ancient facial ritual
where you have to get fresh baby's blood
onto your skin to like keep youth.
- Start a timer for eight minutes.
- [Evelyn] This is terrifying.
Wonder why he didn't smell that product.
More blood?
This just turned into a different type of video.
- Now we wait.
- [Evelyn] How long do we wait?
How long do you need to wait for
baby's blood to properly permeate your skin?
Is it burning?
Well, you know what?
It suits you right that it burns.
You've just rubbed blood all over your face,
of course it's gonna burn.
It's God punishing you for being a horrible psycho.
(laughs)
Oh my god it's still going.
And now he's dancing.
What's he doing now?
It looks like he's getting a blowjob from his shower.
I've known this guy for a long time now
and this is the weirdest I've ever seen him behave.
Two seconds left, one, zero.
(phone beeps)
Man, those eight minutes were long.
Takes a long time to wash off baby blood apparently.
It sticks to your face
'cause the soul of all of those babies
are just trying to reproduce on your face,
so that they can become human beings again.
Make sure it's all dry,
because you just had murder on your face.
There we go, intensive cream.
Yay!
And that's Korean, time for the cream
that's gonna stay on your face and make it better.
Oh, a tiny droplet of that.
And it's always important to close your lid guys.
(gentle tap)
Nigel's never closed a lid before.
Dot dot dot, dot dot dot, dot.
Chin dot.
Forehead dots.
Done, and now gently pad it into your face.
Rub it all in guys.
And step six, didn't show us the product.
Is that toothpaste?
Is he putting toothpaste into his hair?
Many people don't know,
but toothpaste in your hair is an ancient Chinese tradition.
Back in the days,
Chinese people used to use
toothpaste in their hair all the time.
That's why Chinese people have
such thick and luscious hair.
So just fluff your hair a bit and that's it, all done!
So that's your two hour face care regime,
courtesy of Nigel Ng.
(upbeat music)