- Hey, everyone.
Pear and Orange here with,
(Orange laughs)
Orange?
Orange. Would you stop sniffing the markers?
The video starting!
- Ah come on Pear.
I'm not actually sniffing them.
How could I?
I don't even add a nose.
(orange laughs)
Although, I suppose if I...
(motion swooshing)
- Orange! Stop drawing noses on your face and try to focus.
Today we're doing the three marker challenge
- Sounds fun,
(motion swooshing)
but I must ask you, what are the rules?
(Orange laughs)
(Pear grunt)
- Well, the rules are actually really simple.
We have to do coloring book pages,
but we only get to use three markers.
- We only get the sniff three markers?
- No one said anything about sniffing, anything Orange.
- Oh huh.
I guess I've been sniffing too many markers.
(Orange laughs)
- Hard to disagree with you there, dude.
Now let's get to it.
What are we coloring for round one,
deep voice announcer guy?
(drum roll)
- [Announcer] For round one we have,
(creaking)
this handsome picture of the whole gang!
- Awesome!
So now we each get to choose three markers
with our eyes closed.
No peaking and no sniffing either Orange!
- Fine!
(click click click)
(whoosh noise)
(ting noise)
- Okay, it looks like I got pink, blue and yellow.
That's gotta be pretty tricky coloring the whole gang
with just these colors.
How about you, Orange?
- Couldn't be happier with my three colors.
I got orange, orange and finally orange!
(Orange laughs)
- Whoa, you got three orange markers?
That's,
- Annoying?
(Orange laughs)
(Pear laughs)
- Definitely!
- [Announcer] Ready, Set, Color!
- Having only three colors is really limiting.
I can only imagine how hard it is for you, dude.
- Totally!
I'd be green with envy overall the colors you have,
except I don't have any green.
(Orange laughs)
- Okay. I'm all done.
How about you?
- Almost.
And
Done!
- All right, here's mine.
I think it turned out good, but definitely not great.
- Wow.
Why does it look like you have chicken pox?
- Yeah, that was a mistake.
I thought I might be able to make myself green
by coloring myself yellow and doing blue dots.
Lesson learned.
- Apparently so.
(Orange laughs)
Okay, here's mine.
- Wait, (screeching noise)
Hold on.
What?
- I know, know.
As you can see, I wasn't able to get the right shade
of orange for my shadowing.
Really disappointed by how limited I was.
(Pear gasps)
- You.
What?
Dude!
How'd you get all those colors?
- By mixing three colors obviously.
Haven't you ever heard about primary
and secondary colors?
- Dude, they're markers not paint!
How did you mix them?
And nevermind the fact that they were all orange!
(Orange huffs)
- Don't remind me.
The deck was really stacked against me.
That's why little apple was totally the wrong shade of red.
Well, I'm so embarrassed!
(sound effects)
I'm just going to toss this in the old fire.
(Pear stutters)
- What the, what is happening?
- There. That's the shade of red
I was trying to achieve for a little apple.
(Orange laughs)
- Nooooooo!
(drum roll)
- [Announcer] Time for round two.
This round, you'll each be coloring pictures of yourself.
- Oh, that's fun.
Okay.
I'm picking my markers and I got blue, brown and red
- And I got orange, purple and green.
- Nice spread.
- Well I'll say.
What a relief.
I can actually do something with these colors.
- [Announcer] Ready, set, color!
- Hey Pear, I ever tell you about the one about
the colored pencil got over used?
- No, tell me!
- I would but it'd be pointless.
(Orange laughs)
- Ugh, okay. I'm Done.
Here's me.
- Aw Pear,
why so blue?
(Orange laughs)
(Pear laughs)
- Yeah. Again, it was pretty tough
coloring myself without the green marker.
How'd you fare?
- Uh Okay I guess.
(record screech)
- Orange!
I'm speechless!
- I know, I know.
The neck ruffles are way off.
Well, this one earned a one way ticket to fire town.
- No!
Orange!
Don't throw that away!
You did that with markers?
And only three markers at that?
- Oh, you don't have to keep reminding me.
I know, it's terrible!
- Orange, I think it's amazing!
- You do?
- Yes!
That's why I'm canceling round three.
I'm canceling the rest of the episode.
- [Announcer] You mean, I'm fired?
Yes! Sorry deep voiced announcer guy.
I'll hit you up later this week,
but right now I want Orange to draw me.
- Wow. Really?
- Yes. Listen,
I've been wanting a portrait
of myself for a really long time
and I think you're the person to do it.
- And I can use all of the markers?
- Yes, please.
I want this to be good.
Use any and every marker you desire.
- Okay. I put you on a King's body.
Is that okay?
- Totally.
- And the background is all kingsy looking.
Is that okay?
- Whoa.
That's great!
Looks incredible so far.
- And now for they, uh-oh I ran out of green.
- Oh, well that's no big deal, right?
You can mix them!
- Yeah. I mean, your face won't be the exact right
shade of green though.
- Dude, if it turns out anything like in round one,
I'll be absolutely giddy.
- You got it.
And done!
- Oh, let me see!
Let me see!
(disappointed music)
Orange,
why does it look like I have chicken pox?
- What? I told you I ran out of green.
- So you put blue spots on my face, like a kindergartner?
- You said you wanted it to look like round one!
- Your round one drawing,
not my round one drawing.
- Oh, Yeah. That makes more sense.
(Orange laughs)
(Pear grunts)
(smash)
- Um Pear? I don't know if you want to put that in the fire.
- Why is that?
You actually think it's a good drawing or something?
- No. It's cause if the flames get any higher
they get like that conveniently placed stick of T and T.
- Huh?
(flames engulf)
(Pear screams) - No quick, blow it out!
(blowing)
- Pear, get real. We're getting nowhere.
There's only one person with enough lung capacity
to blow out a fire this big.
- [Announcer] That's right.
Too bad you fired him.
Bye!
(Orange laughs)
(explosion)
- Nooooo!
(blues rock music)