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♪ Are you ready for a good time ♪
- The beach scene.
- Ah, loved my beach outfit.
- We had so much fun this day.
- The boys all looked so good.
- Can every day in the office be like this?
- This was a good day.
- I'm just glad I wasn't there.
♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
- Just hold on.
Just everyone look right there, where I'm looking.
I wasn't even looking at Tyler.
- I swear she has a crush on Tyler.
- Maybe I was.
- Tyler is really shit at throwing footballs.
- And I can't throw a football.
- It's pretty obvious,
she definitely has something for him.
- She loves attention.
- Feast your eyes.
(Brandi scoffs)
All together, like in a pack,
coming outta the water like that.
- Oh my gosh. Sean looks like a Ninja Turtle.
A Ninja Turtle.
- Sean does look like a Ninja Turtle.
Putting us all to shame.
- Hey!
Shake that ass, Alex.
Yes!
- I don't know if she was as thirsty
as she looked in that scene.
- She was saying what everyone else was thinking.
Let's just keep it real.
- Well, breakfast was tequila shots.
And then there was champagne.
- It's definitely not the alcohol talking.
That's just Alex Hall.
- It was a total shit show.
- Too much was consumed.
- That's why I don't drink anymore.
- Is it tough working with attractive people?
No.
- No, I actually prefer being around hotties.
- I don't think it's hard at all.
- It only gets tough when someone crosses a line.
- You can definitely separate business from personal.
For sure.
- This is a nosey, bro.
- More nosies.
- I looked away.
- He did that though,
and it negated all my serious argument.
- This is a nosey, bro.
- With me, and both of you today, specifically,
have crossed a line-
- I like how Tyler didn't like overreact, but lost it.
- They're so boring.
- So in this moment I feel a need to speak up.
(women screaming)
- [Lauren] Oh, my God!
- It's disgusting.
- Like, I want no part of it.
- And then if Kayla were to do that,
I'm sure that would be a really big deal.
(women shouting over each other)
- It wouldn't be.
- It wouldn't be. Oh, that's interesting.
Okay, because if I got up and I did that,
everyone would lose their (beep) minds.
- The difference between Austin giving me a nosey
or Hall giving me a nosey
is we know where we stand, we're friends.
Kayla legitimately tried to kiss me,
and said that no one had to know.
So it's a big difference.
- Everyone's reaction to Kayla's behavior
was incredibly valid because she tried to (beep) him.
- Why would Alex Hall and Polly
gang up on Kayla for flirting with Tyler,
when they're like sucking on his nose.
It just doesn't make sense.
- Hypocrites.
- A nosey is nothing sexual.
It's a weird thing that my family and I started doing
where you put your entire mouth over someone's nose,
and you blow air into their mouth.
And it makes a weird noise.
My mom probably brought it over from Italy.
I don't even know where she learned it.
- Like, can we just keep that in your family, Alex?
Please. So gross.
- And I hope nosies are a thing of the past.
They could stay in the year 2022.
- I'm holding your hand, which is fine.
Then I have to babysit and you have a-
- That's so condescending.
- This was the most awkward office meeting,
I think, that has ever happened
in the history of office meetings.
- The only thing you're referring to is when
you and I went back and forth about
who's gonna be the listing agent and who's not.
Everything else, I have no idea what you're talking about.
- That put a bad taste,
that put a really sour taste in my mouth, because-
- I told you since the beginning,
"Alex, I'm coming to you because-"
- I don't understand why Alex Hall would have a sour taste.
I don't even believe that that's how
the conversation went down.
- Complaining about-
- [Alex] I'm not complaining about-
- She never called me and told me
that she felt a certain way.
- I literally look like I'm dying,
which I felt like it was at that moment.
- Kayla deserves to be listing agent a thousand percent.
- Alex Hall is so entitled.
- Everybody knows that's not how it works
as far as who's listing agent, who's not.
- We were all done at this point.
- You guys are working together, you've gotta figure it out.
- I'm not gonna, like, go on and on and on.
She's the listing agent.
- Well, she should be.
She brought you on.
- But I'm-
- There's like no question about that.
- I think Kayla got a little too big for her britches.
- She literally did nothing.
I was right.
Jason even said it himself.
- You're dealing with millions of dollars.
Like, high end clients who expect the best of the best.
- Alex needs to take a backseat for once in her life.
- They had no idea what they were talking about.
- She's clueless and she's just entitled,
and she's gonna learn the hard way.
- Keep it going.
Woo!
- So you told Polly that I came running to you guys.
- No. You shared about what happened.
- Yeah, but I didn't go running to you guys.
- I didn't say that you did. - No one came running.
- That was just her interpretation.
I didn't say that.
Let the record reflect that I did not say she ran-
- Let the record reflect.
- Come on, Jarvis.
- Alex Hall plays right into my hand with me saying that,
showing her true colors.
- I can not!
- Reflect this.
- She came to me and shared what had happened.
And I wanted to ask you what had happened as well,
because I was just-
- Yes, so I was like why are you gossiping?
- It's not, honey.
- Don't honey me!
- Don't (beep) honey me.
- Don't (beep) honey me!
- Okay, dear. Okay, dear.
- No way.
Like, goodbye. Goodbye.
Like, I can't like that.
- I've never kissed anyone's ass
and I'm not gonna start now.
- It makes me angry watching it again.
- It's just part of my language.
Like, I just call people honey.
And I was hoping maybe by putting a little,
you know, sweetener on it,
she would maybe actually be a little sweeter.
- I just don't buy the "Oh."
Like the, "Honey is endearing."
Like, bullshit.
It's condescending and you know it.
- I told you not to call me honey.
- You align yourself with certain people
for certain reasons, right?
- Yeah, because I look for character and compatibility.
That's what I always look for-
- Because you aligned yourself-
- Character?
- That's her opinion.
- [Polly] You're oil and water.
- Polly, take off your sunglasses.
- Well, I'm sorry.
- This was a weird flex.
- I wanted to see if she would take her sunglasses off.
- Like, that is annoying.
Even watching it again. I'm like.
Number one, take off your (beep) ugly pants.
Like, whatever.
- You are so rude.
You are just uncouth.
Like, you are.
- Uncouth.
You were too couth-ey.
How about that?
- Well, (beep) you. And take your ugly pants off.
- I love how she takes them off.
And then she's like, "Well, (beep) you."
- I don't regret anything that I've said on this show.
But I shouldn't have dissed her attire.
I feel like a lot of people would agree with that.
- That we're bullies?
- But I didn't ask anybody else.
- I was explaining to her
why you guys can come off as bullies.
- It's involved in the whole office.
So, shut the (beep) up and listen to everybody.
No, (beep) it. They're terrible.
I should have said it.
- I'm really grateful that Polly stayed true to herself.
- This stuff is so petty and silly.
- Rose and Jarvis came to the party with an agenda.
- The instigators of drama are always Jarvis and Rose.
I don't even need to see a scene.
- I did not instigate any drama.
- I had no intent to start drama on that day at all.
- Everything is just disingenuous with Rose.
So for her to come in and tell
Polly to take off her glasses,
I probably would've thrown my glasses in her face.
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