Photography terms are dumb.
They don't make any sense!
Stops. Stops!
[Both]: sToPs! [Chels]: What more can we say?! Stahp it! [Tony]: Stops date to 1858!
This is a dumb term! S T O P S are doubling or halving of light. It's a logarithmic
measurement system, but humans don't like to use logarithmic terms;
nothing else in photography is logarithmic.
Fast.
Lenses can be fast and that means they let in more light, or film can be fast
which means it's more sensitive to light, but if a shutter speed is fast, it means it gets less sensitive to light.
Why don't we just say a lens is bright or,
exposure is bright? [Chels]: So we like to make things complicated?
So we seem smart? Yeah! Lens is fast??
It's not a race car, stupid! Making me so mad, shutter speed. >:( It's not even the speed of the shutter. It should be called...
exposure time. [hehe] Which sounds like when Tony walks around the house without his pants on. No offense, dude!
[Poor Tony]: Don't sexualise me! [Chels]: If someone tells you to raise your shutter speed, they want you to actually
make the duration shorter.
shorter raise your shutter speed
What does that make it longer? No, make it really really short. I make no sense. I'm here to confuse you.
Exposure time. Deal with it. ;)
So it's not so it's is. Oh no. It's not it's named after the international
Organization of standardization that would be iOS, and they were like you know what it's gonna be different in different languages anyway
And we're an organization of standardization, so let's standardize it and we'll name it after the Greek word ISOs, which means equal
And we'll say ISO ISO I said
focal length is infuriating overuse focal length and
Millimeters to describe the angle of view of something as a result your smartphone has a focal length of 8 millimeters
But it's the same as a focal length of 24 millimeters on your camera
but this goes back to like old-timey like telescope in Italy to hold it up on the
port of a bridge and look out at the Stars or something focal length these stupid system of measurement see this nerd
He's angry folks he's angry outraged
f-stops
Really you gonna do me like that 1 1 4 2 2 8 4 these numbers aren't
in a sequence that makes sense to anyone the square root of 2 12 root of 2
Everybody counts that way no nobody does that and why does this higher f-stop number mean that your aperture?
Hole is smaller that
Makes no sense and that's confusing raise your f-stop
Let in less light make something bigger to make something smaller. Why can't I just use common sense?
The exposure triangle downright sucks. I don't know who came up with this, but it's a guy this thing
It shows that shutter speed ISO and aperture have some relationship, but they're just three things that relate the triangle itself is
Completely meaningless, but everybody always talks about this. Oh, and it doesn't even include light like photographers can control light
You can add light you can turn your flash up you could
Stupid exposure triangle. Yep a field
What kind of fancy ass person made this turn call it depth of sharpness? We don't need to win the award here
Let's make it simple. What is the field anyway? What is the field?
I'm bet one of you nerds knows and you're gonna put it in the comments
Be really sassy about it, and I'm gonna comment back with more staff than you can handle
Oh, we're gonna. Get men's playing oh, I'm in the comment. I'm gonna be angry
You know what if someone's really?
Confused that all the stuff
They can get our books done in digital photography. We talked about all of this stuff. We you're selling stuff
That's my job, and we make it easy so you don't have to be confused. You don't have to be ashamed
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And they'll say those angry people what's wrong with them
Shutter speed more like shutter the hell up
Angry right yeah, we're outraged by these camps, ah ice up
Top that anger like photographers can control light you can add light you can turn your flash up you could
stupid exposure triangle you were reinvented that right I
Made some gauges and stuff cuz it didn't make any sense
Your anger scared me
some passionate man should make it Tony a Tony movie have Tony got his chill but
How we done I think that was good
We throw a lot of paper. Do you want to redo anything? You're really bad at being angry?
Blue tiger out it's not fair. I'm a fantastic actor