[MUSIC]
I'm Alltoby.
And I'm a independent contractor, and I can drive tractors and trailers and
everything.
[EXPLOSION]
[MUSIC]
- Sign of of the Crimes.
- There used to be regular sign twirlers, then you showed up one day.
- Sign of the Crimes.
- Whenever we put all our signs together, he'll show up.
- Sign of the Crimes.
- His torch is filled with truth and magic, and
he used it to give us special powers.
- His name's Liberty Chief.
- Liberty Chief?
- Liberty Chief.
- Sign of the Crimes.
[RINGING] - [SOUND] Son, you quit that horseplay.
You come home now.
Get a real job.
[TONE] He helps us fight unlicensed street performers.
- Statue Brothers, Pop-n-lock Boyz, and Acoustic man.
- Sign of the Crimes.
- He gave us these ear buds as a communique.
[CROSSTALK] [TONES] - Son I'm not going to tell you again.
You get out of the streets, quit paling around with your friends, you come home,
you get a real job.
[TONE]
- Sign of the crimes.
- I've got to go home.
[SOUND] - [STATIC]
[MUSIC]
[STATIC]!
[TAPPING]
[MUSIC]
- This is where we used to get our power.
[MUSIC] None of us were friends before this.
[SOUND_EFFECTS] Usually with a crew unless I'm at my other location just outside
the city limits.
- He's only selling them for the big bad guys.
Any sort of cronies or run of the mill purse thieves, we don't need it.
[SCRATCHING] We got to choose if we wanted fire or electricity.
But most of us chose electricity.
I chose fire.
May have not been the best option but I needed a sense of individuality.
- That's much better.
- Mailman.
Trying to find out what these kids are up to.
I don't believe in all this magic jazz.
- That's the guy!
He's the one who transported me here earlier.
- Liberty Chief!
- It's Liberty Chief!
- Liberty Chief!
- Liberty Chief and sign of the crimes.
- So the Liberty Chief came.
He summoned us, it's just a fixed five deal here.
I'm looking at five boys and we solve the crime.
- Sign of the crimes.
- Got it.
[MOTOR_RUNNING]
[MUSIC]
- Many people think space technology is far away.
I'm here to show you that it's not.
[THUD] [CRASHING_SOUNDS]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey. - I'm Alltoby, and
I'm an independent contractor, and I can drive tractors and trailers and
everything.
[MUSIC]
- Check out our special edition two hour episode of Star Seekers.
[SOUND_EFFECTS] - Have fun and have fun, and
have fun, and have fun, and have fun, and have fun, and have.
[MUSIC]
[ALARM] - Oh I gotta turn off the alarm.
Thanks Orca.
Orca, play my favorite song.
Orca, show me sites.
[SOUND_EFFECTS] Great.
Open would you like to go on a date with me app.
[NOTIFICATION] Fantastic.
Cindy's hot.
Call her.
[DIALING] - Hi.
This is Cindy.
- Hey Cindy.
Cool profile.
Wanna go on a date?
- Sure.
- Cool.
This is my favorite spot.
I can't wait to meet you, Cindy.
Orca, tell my friend to meet me downtown.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up, dog?
- So good to see you.
Did you see the new?
- Orca, stop the song.
Delete friend.
[SCRAPING_SOUND] - I need one of those.
- Hey friend that looks like a really great workout.
Orca scan and print a picture of this man.
[SOUND_EFFECTS] - See you later, friend.
Orca this is called a dog.
Put that in your database.
[BARK] Orca look up this band.
[DING] Orca, play my chinese lesson.
- [FOREIGN] Orca, let's take a picture for Cindy.
[CAMERA_SHUTTER] Orca, send a message to Cindy.
Excited to meet you!
[ALARM] Hey, Cindy!
- Derek?
- Almost done.
[NOTIFICATION] - I actually really,
I have to wash my hair.
[TYPING] Orca, use facial recognition software and
track Cindy's last known location.
- [TYPING] Hi I'm Jonathan and I am Orca.
We're always working 24/7, everywhere we go.
We always give you 125% for you.
Orca, we're always there for you.
[MUSIC]
[BANGING]
[MUSIC]
[POP] - [POPPING]
[MUSIC]
- [APPLAUSE].
- I'm gonna start with a joke.
I the doctor [INAUDIBLE] - Oh say,
can you see [WHIPPING] - [COUGH] My eye doctor always asks me if
I want to sing the national anthem.
He says Jose can you see.
I say by the dawn's early light.
Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light.
[APPLAUSE] What so proudly we hailed by the twilight's last gleaming.
And the rocket's red glare,
the bombs bursting in air, - [SOUND]
- [AWW]
- [SOUND]
- [AWW]
- That I'm proud [SOUND]
- [AWW]
[MUSIC]
- [AWW] - To be happy, it can be easy.
Let me show you what's good and what's bad.
[MUSIC]
I asked people what makes them happy.
[MUSIC]
This man is happy he has a hat.
[MUSIC]
This man is not happy.
He does not have a hat.
Maybe, he just needs a hat to cool off.
- [SOUND] [APPLAUSE] - That's good.
Very good.
- And the home of the brave.
[MUSIC]
- Now that ain't doing your best.
- Street tough, get up get a job.
- You can do it man.
- Street tough, get up get a job.
- He's trying to help ya.
- Standing on the wall, with a cigarette.
- You can't just smoke and poop call day.
- Lost three smokes in all, he's gone illiterate.
And he's illiterate, just a little bit.
Cross walk signs never crosses mind, just walk where ever we please.
- Try to obey the traffic laws.
- Open chest, cool denim vest but cool never paid the bills.
- You gotta write a check or a money order.
- Street tough, get a job.
- I'm talking to ya street tough, what?
Get a job.
Can't afford a drivers license or a government issued ID.
- ID stands for identification.
- Spends his time doing nothing all the time, should finish up his GED.
- Yo Keys, let's take it to the temp agency.
[MUSIC]
Here we go.
- All right. What you want to do here is start with
your social down on line three.
You do have a social, right?
- What do I put for exemptions?
- You have a shared income?
- Gotta get this guy some gainful employment.
- Street tough.
- Get a job.
[NOISE] - There's
a bully in my brain and he's calling me names.
But there's someone who's on my team, it's my Self-Esteem.
Hello there.
[CREAKING] I like to start
every day by giving myself
five compliments.
[SCRATCHING][SCREAM] I like your hair.
Well thank you.
[GURGLING] Nice shoes.
[BANGING] Why thank you!
I like your earrings.
[GRUMBLING] Well thank you.
[SCRATCHING] Nice hat.
I don't have a hat on.
From here it looks like you have a hat on.
I don't.
I don't have a hat on.
[SOUND]
I like
your chair.
Well thank you.
[STATIC] - I'm Alltoby, and I'm
an independent contractor, and I can drive tractors and trailers and everything.
I move all 48 states.
- Now I'm gonna show you what's good and what's bad.
[SOUND].
Good.
[HISS] Bad.
Good.
[SCREECH] Bad, unless you wanna get killed, then that's good.
[SNORING] Bed.
That's bad, unless you wanna party all night, then that's good.
[GLEAMING] Good.
[ROAR] Bad tiger.
[NOTIFICATION]
[MUSIC]
- I'll miss you, Jose.
- [APPLAUSE] - Thank you.
- Sign up.
- Wait.
[SOUND] Wait.
Wait wait wait wait.
- You can touch the sky.
[SOUND] - Good, [WHISTLE] good.
[SQUEAK] Bad, [ELEPHANT_TRUMPET] good,
[MUSIC]
bad, [CASH_REGISTER] good.
- Better listen homey, he's gonna change your life.
You better pay attention.
[MEOW] Good [STATIC] Bad.
- I look up to him like if he were my father so you better pay attention and
look at him.
- You better listen to him.
We better do what we're told.
We better do what they say.
- Good.
[CHRIPING] Bad.
[BELL] Good.
- [CHIRPING] Doesn't
taste like
a whistle.
[MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
[MUSIC]
[SOUND]
- Live from New York it's Saturday Night.
[MUSIC]
- Hmmm.
- What's your middle name?
- Jeffrey.
- Okay, put Street Jeffrey Tough.
[SCREAM]
[MUSIC]
[DOORBELL] - Did someone order Pizza Town?
All right, I've got one premium pie here,
a couple of bread cylinders, and one soft pop drink.
That'll be 20 bucks even, sir.
[MUSIC]
Thank you.
Also I just wanna let you know that Pizza Town is now mobile.
We are available online at www.pizzatown.org,
it's a type of business-
[MUSIC]
[STATIC] - There's a bully in my dream saying I
can't read but there's somebody who's on my team, it's my Shelf-Esteem.
[STATIC][CAMERA_SHUTTER] - I like to
start everyday by giving myself five compliments.
- [STATIC][CAMERA_SHUTTER] - Uh-Uh bad tiger.
- [MUSIC]
- [APPLAUSE] - We are.
- Because Jose say so.
- It's good, that's good.
- He's right, I am a bad tiger.
[MUSIC]
- Then these thoughts are in my head.
I'm talking thoughts are in my head.
[SOUND]
[MUSIC]
- Can I have one?
Thanks, Dad.
Why?
- Because Jose say so.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC]
- He's good.
Pretty good.
[MUSIC]