Because right now, I want to show you a new product.
People love these virtual assistants,
like Google, and Google Home, and Alexa.
So I thought, why shouldn't I have my own?
So I came out with my own, and this is our first commercial.
Virtual assistants like Siri, Google Home, and Alexa
have made life easier for people all over the world.
That's why we're happy to introduce
Ellen, the latest in virtual assistant technology.
Just say, Ellen, followed by a question.
Ellen, what time is it?
It's 8:45 a.m.
It's that simple.
And Ellen knows everything that Ellen Degeneres knows.
Ellen, where is the nearest DMV?
Oh gosh, I have no idea.
I haven't been to the DMV in probably,
I don't know, 25 years.
You can use Ellen to check the weather.
Ellen, what's the weather going to be like today?
Hold on.
Siri, what's the weather going to be like today?
[DING]
84 degrees and sunny.
Or use Ellen to order your household essentials.
Ellen, buy more olive oil.
Buying Ellen underwear.
You can even ask Ellen about the latest movies.
Ellen, what movies are playing tonight?
You really want to go to the movies?
So expensive.
I remember back in the day when it was like, I don't know.
$5 right?
Now it's like, $15 or more.
Like, maybe $20 if you want to see 3-D. And is 3-D worth it?
I feel like it's not worth it.
And you're probably going to have to take somebody, a date
or friend, and that's $40.
And then you want popcorn, which is like $8.
And then you need a drink can't have popcorn without a drink.
So that's another 6 bucks.
And candy of course.
Candy.
Who doesn't want candy?
And then that's $5.
The Ellen Virtual Assistant.
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