So what you're saying is
it's wearable technology
So Martina saw this device and she thinks it is really cool and what not
But I think it's really actually quite lame
How can you say that?
This is going to be much cooler than the dumb device that you have on your hand
This tight here
Is a jawbone
And it calculates how many steps I take
It calculates how much I sleep as well
What does your wearable technology do?
My entire thing glows in the dark
well you have to wave it in the light like this for that to happen
No I don't
hook me up Scotty
SHAZAAAAM
So your wearable technology...
I'm wearing a jaw pig
It is a pen
That's a technology...
Ok, first of all
technology that we've had
for 5000 years
Where is the future?
Where is innovation?
Let's do a simple test here:
let's say we have to take notes on something
Someone is in a lecture hall or something
Ok, please pass me my book
which came with me
That's a comic book
Oh mai gurd, it's an entire comic story
I thought it was a book for writing in it
So you see that Martina in her class in stead of paying attention to th lecture
Is reading her comic book
One point for me
Zero points for Martina
let's take notes, shall we?
I meet a famous celebrity on the street
Oh my god, can I get your autograph?
What are you going to do?
I don't care for autographs
Celebrity go on with your life
Obviously you're busy [M]Autograph right there
Let's go for the next thing
At the end of the day this tells me how many steps I've taken
Because it takes note, like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, where does yours tell you how many steps you take?
Ok, you ready? 1, 2, 3...
Do that for 24 hours
Can that thing
Take notes for when you're sleeping?
Of course it can
You know why?
Because it glows in the dark
So at nighttime if I wake up
And I'm like "whoa why am I awake?"
I wonder where my ipod is
I can be like "go glow pig"
And my pig will be like "whowhowhowhow"
And I be like "Thank you glow pig, you saved me in the night"
You see, I don't understand why you have to wrap the pen around your wrist
whatever happens to putting it in a pocket?
Or in bags or sth? [M]Because they leak
Why do they have pocket protectors?
That's what I am saying. No one does that anymore.
No one does pocket protectors anymore
Now they just wrap their pens around their wrists
Yep.
This is a solid argument you're giving "Yup"
yes they do. Fact.
Power of the piiiig [M]Now what I really wanna know is
How can we test its glowing in the dark capabilities?
We're going to charge this in the light
And then we're going to go together
To a dark dark room
And we're going to see if it glows or not
Coz if doesn't charge and glow
I will be devastated
And I will pretty much take back whatever I said about how good this pen was
To the bat cave
Nananananananana
Oooh the crystals are so pretty
Take a look at the crystals
On the inside
There you go
Ok, we're in.
we're in [M]Ok, you ready?
Ok, go.
Whop whop whop
Ooooh~ [S]I see literally nothing
All I could see is the blackness of the screen
where is the light switch here?
It is totally glowing
It was glowing
The inside jewels were 100% glowing
Look
look. focus on it [S]Ready?
I've got to focus this
Ready?
3, 2...
Whop, whop
It's glowing!
This camera shows Nothing
This camera doesn't have the technology for glow in the dark
The camera doesn't have the technology for crappy glow-in-the-dark things that don't glow in the dark
It glows in the dark
You're a filthy liar
SooZee, I need your help.
She just tried to fake a phone call
Come with me
Simon does not believe that this is glowing in the dark.
Soozee, don't let her pressure you just because she is Martina
Come into the roo
Ok [M]Simon, come into the room
Ok, you ready?
Whop whop
No no no!
Ok ,I see it
Like I see it partially
Right, so what's glowing? The beads.
The beads [M]Yeah, the beads are glowing in the dark
we don't even have a 20 minute discussion... [M]But these beads. Are they or are they not glowing in the dark?
No [M+Soozee]Yes.
Does your jawbone glow in the dark?
You wanna see mine glow in the dark? [M]Yeah.
Let's see
Do you see. You ready? You see that?
I see a blinking green light.
Thank you
Come again
No, it... [S]Mission accomplished!
It was a single blink [S]And I'm out
Drop the mic like what