- This tastes like kids who used to cuss out their moms.
(Beep) you, Mom!
I do what I want!
That's what, that's what, oh ho!
- Hi, I'm Mack. - Will.
- Gabrielle. - Debbie.
- Stacia. - James.
- And I'm Thom.
- And we ate some weird (beep) as kids.
- Man, just thinking about it is giving me
all types of nostalgic memories.
- Dipping them in whipped...
That's crazy.
- It's delicious and I would still eat it to this day.
- What?
- Tostitos, mm.
- First of all, Tostitos already have
a little buttery aspect to 'em,
so dipping them in whipped...
No.
- I don't know how I feel about, just like,
butter on a chip.
- I'm excited for this.
- I would eat this.
- Salud, to, you know, weird (beep) kid.
- Whoa, some-- - It really hits you.
- Lot of butter.
- Hm, not bad.
- It's not, it's not as bad as I thought
it was gonna be like.
- Oh, my mouth.
It's just like a grease hole.
- I don't think I would do this.
- What.
- Just butter, like just on chips.
It just doesn't feel right to me,
it just feels like I'm making a mistake.
- That's something I wouldn't do.
And I heard about spoonfuls of margarine.
That does not make the medicine go down.
Mary Poppins would not approve.
She would beat your (beep).
- My parents were like, "Yeah, you used
to sneak it, too, you little (beep).
That was (beep) weird.
You're a weird kid."
- You can do it.
- Yeah, I'm gonna eat this margarine, all right.
Whoa, ah, oh!
Whoa, ho, ho!
- If you're able to stomach that,
you are a blessing on this earth.
- I was a (beep) weirdo kid.
That was (beep) up (beep).
- I guess I'm doing this.
- That's a large Marge right there.
- Wow, that took a lot to swallow.
That was gross.
- That was just mad strange.
- No. - No.
- Nuh-uh. - No.
- That just (beep) my whole day up.
- Yeah.
- I'm angry now.
I wanna go back in time and beat my past self.
- Wild man.
Ranch and banana sandwiches.
That's dark.
- I actually think that this was the point
where my parents were like, "Whoa,
we need to get you tested for ADHD."
It looks a little bit like fluffernutter.
- That's very dark.
- It's weird.
It's not instantly revolting as you think it would be.
It's really not.
- Oh, that's (beep) up.
- I still love peanut butter sandwiches
and I still love ranch.
- This is crazy.
- I'm really worried about you.
- That's what people said about milk at first.
- Did-- - The first person to like--
- Did they say that, I don't--
- suck on an udder.
- The (beep) is wrong with you?
- Let it coat your mouth.
- Oh, it's coating.
Mm-mmm.
- I feel like a dog eating peanut butter right now.
- You know what, just for the sake, I'm taking another bite.
I shouldn't have took that other bite.
Hell no!
Rice and ketchup?
Rice and ketchup is not a combination
I'm looking forward to or will partake in.
- We just put it on top, like that.
- It's kind of horrific, like, red spreading everywhere,
like a horror movie.
- You have to have it like, piled,
and then you just squeeze it on top.
- Well, I know for me, I went through a phase
where everything was getting ketchup.
Pizza was getting ketchup, spaghetti was getting ketchup,
burritos were getting ketchup.
Everything was getting ketchup!
- So rice with ketchup?
There was a phase when I probably did that.
- Who said I stopped?
- Ugh. Why did I do this?
It smells like vomit.
I think it sort of looks like a kid's art project.
It's not bad.
- Mm.
I mean it honestly tastes like ketchup,
but, like, with the wrong texture under it
It tastes like a mistake.
- What was I thinking?
- It's a hard pass.
I'm good.
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