ANNOUNCER: We take you now to Kermit the Frog for another
fast breaking news story.
KERMIT: You sure he's here yet?
Oh, hi ho, there.
This is Kermit the Frog, and today we've got some very
exciting news, because we're about to have a chat with a
man who is one of the world's most famous people.
The is the man who travels in a sleigh pulled
by eight tiny reindeer.
Anybody out there know who that is?
Hm?
I'll give you another hint.
He travels all around the world, he slides down
chimneys, and he delivers presents once a year.
Who's that?
You're right, and here he is now, ladies and gentlemen.
Here comes Santa Claus.
Come on out.
EASTER BUNNY: Ho ho ho.
Merry Christmas.
A merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
KERMIT: Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
EASTER BUNNY: Let me put this bag down.
KERMIT: Pardon me, there.
EASTER BUNNY: Out of the way.
KERMIT: Who are you?
EASTER BUNNY: I'm Santa Claus.
I thought you'd recognize me.
KERMIT: You're not Santa Claus.
You're a rabbit.
EASTER BUNNY: No, no.
I'm Santa Claus.
KERMIT: I don't exactly know what to say here, folks.
EASTER BUNNY: Well, why don't you ask me what kind of
presents I'm going to deliver on Christmas morning?
KERMIT: Do I have to?
EASTER BUNNY: Oh come on, go ahead.
Be a pal.
KERMIT: What kind of presents do you deliver
on Christmas morning?
EASTER BUNNY: I'm glad you asked.
KERMIT: I'm sorry I asked.
EASTER BUNNY: Yeah, well mostly jack-o-lanterns here,
jack-o-lanterns and scary masks.
They're funny.
And black cats, they're good for a scream, you know, and
brooms, broomsticks.
KERMIT: Wait a second, now, just a minute.
Broomsticks?
Broomsticks, all that stuff is for witches.
That's all Halloween stuff is what that is.
EASTER BUNNY: What are you talking about?
KERMIT: Listen, where are the eggs?
EASTER BUNNY: Eggs?
What eggs?
KERMIT: The Easter eggs.
I know you.
You are the Easter Bunny, and you're supposed to be
delivering Easter eggs.
Now where are the Easter eggs?
EASTER WITCH: I got 'em.
Right here, yeah.
I got 'em.
It's me.
Yeah, I got 'em.
Me, the little old Easter witch, hippity hopping all
around the land hiding eggs hither and
yon, here and there.
KERMIT: Wait a second.
This is all ridiculous.
Now, you two have got this whole thing all mixed up.
EASTER BUNNY: Well, it seems perfectly clear to me.
KERMIT: No, no, no.
Let me explain.
Now listen.
Witches go with Halloween.
That's when you ride around on broomsticks and people dress
up in funny masks and things, all that stuff here that the
rabbit had, see?
OK, and you, the Easter Bunny, you're supposed to hide
colored eggs on Easter morning.
And Santa Claus, he's the guy who delivers Christmas
presents by sliding down a chimney, and he's the one who
goes, "Ho, ho, ho?" Now you got that?
SANTA CLAUS: Wait, wait.
Say that once more.
KERMIT: I said, ho, ho, ho.
SANTA CLAUS: You're Santa Claus.
I've been looking all over for you.
First, I want a train, then I want a truck.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
KERMIT: Hold on.
SANTA CLAUS: No, you have to wait in line.
I got here first.
KERMIT: Will you get off my lap?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
KERMIT: This is Kermit the Frog
returning you to your studio.
I don't know what in the world this is all about.