- Hey Stewie.
- Oh, hey Bry.
Guess who woke up to a Red Dawn?
(laughter)
- Bugs in the ear, pink eye, and hiccups
that just won't go away.
Today we are reacting to the hilarious
medical scenes and injuries from Family Guy eleven.
Will there be medical misinformation? Most likely.
But I'm sure it'll make us laugh.
Let's dive right in.
- Stewie, what's going on?
Aren't you supposed to be at daycare?
- What the heck?
- I escaped.
- They're appearing to show a shoulder dislocation.
They're very painful because the muscles
are spasmed around it, yanking it up
into an area that is not into the joint.
A lot of times we'll actually have to use medications to
help augment the body to relax,
to be able to put it back in.
- What happened to your arm?
I finally stood up for all of us and told Miss Emily
we should be given a proper lunch
and not just what's left over from her Baha fresh.
And she said, I shouldn't raise my voice
and pulled me really hard into the other room,
and my arm came out of its socket.
- Aw, no. Actually super common
for a specific age group where you can actually
have something called a nursemaid's elbow.
The radius comes out of the annular ligament of your elbow
putting it back in, super easy.
And you look like a hero to the parents.
- I'll just pop it back in.
- You most certainly will not.
I need to go to a hospital.
- Brian. Is Stewie in there with you?
- Mom.
(struggling noises)
- We're in here Lois, he's napping.
- Relax, I'm gonna pop it back in.
(bones snapping)
- Not how you do that.
There's multiple different techniques that are
very gentle, not forceful, not aggressive.
Once it's back in feels much better.
The only issue is you're a little bit more at risk
for having another shoulder dislocation because now
the ligaments are a little bit more lax in the area.
(struggling noises)
- Get in there.
Hold still Stewie.
(coughing)
- Oh my gosh.
Old school wise, you bite a piece of leather
or stick, endure the pain until it's over
and then it's fixed.
Now we can use pain medication or sometimes
we can actually just do conscious sedation
to knock somebody out for five minutes
and put it right back in.
- Hey Peter, you wanna earn another 10 bucks?
- Course I do.
- Great. I got a hilarious one.
I'll give you $10 for your L4 vertebrae.
(laughing)
- Oh man. He wants his L4 vertebrae
which is really low in your lower back.
We have people that come in that have
compressed force where it's squished down.
They can actually inject a type of polymer in there
to pop it back open, but actually having donor vertebrae
you can't just put a new one in there.
It doesn't work that way.
They're all in the operating room.
Good job, actually looks quite accurate.
If they're out cold
like this and they're prone, they're on their stomach,
they're gonna have oxygen.
They're gonna have all these other things where
the anesthesiologist is making sure that they're okay.
- So I guess this means, Peter
you're our Joe now and Joe, you're our Peter.
- I know I've gotten a million comments
from you guys that said that Joe didn't have a spinal cord
injury that ended up in a chair.
It was related to a lot of trauma and injuries to his legs.
- I have a request.
Yay. Joe's chin.
- Oh my gosh. So now they swapped chins.
There's many different procedures out there,
a plastic surgeon could add different inert type
of materials to make a chin larger,
change the shape of it.
I don't think you need to have a donor chin.
Oh he's sick. Pain relief for menstrual cramps.
Pharmaceutical companies label it for menstrual cramps.
They even have specific names.
Typically they're either Tylenol or ibuprofen.
- Hey, Stewie.
- Oh, Hey Bry.
Guess who woke up to a Red Dawn?
(laughing)
- I'm assuming the Red Dawn is just referring to blood.
- I'm having my period.
It's like The Shining elevator down there.
My twenty-first century box has been
conquered by Eric, the very red.
- Yeah. This is getting dangerously
close to a Will and Grace now.
But if you're bleeding down there
it's clearly because you hurt yourself.
- I like that Brian is bringing up the fact
that if he's having bleeding down there
there's something else going on.
- Oh yeah.
If I'm not having my period
then why am I drinking herbal tea
from a large Earth and Wear mug with no handle on it?
- To have menstruation, you have to have a uterus.
You can't have active bleeding and menstruation
with testicles and a penis.
At the hospital.
(hiccup)
- All right, Mr. Quagmire,
I understand you have the hiccups.
- Oh my gosh.
We deal with this all the time.
People come to the emergency department
with hiccups that just won't go away.
Main medication that we use is something called Thorazine
and have had very good success.
- Now it says here on your chart, you've tried boo.
Outside of that the best way to treat
hiccups is through hypnosis.
- I guess there's an option for hypnosis.
There are a lot of different techniques that
you wouldn't think to do for different medical problems.
When somebody has somebody called Supraventricular
Tachycardia, sometimes if you just splash
somebody's face with a bucket of ice, it actually can
fix it. It just has to do with chucking the system.
(hiccup)
- My mama always said
that hiccups are a sign that The Devil's got a hold of you.
- Oh my gosh. No it is not sign that The Devil
has a hold of you. The hiccup is an involuntary
contraction of your diaphragm.
It's spasming for some reason.
There's multiple different reasons why it would spasm,
but ultimately it is your diaphragm,
The muscle that's causing the issue.
- Satan release your grasp from this man.
In the name of Christ, I exercise the infernal invader.
(laughter)
(hiccup)
- There's a million different wives tales
out there to home remedies.
I have a fantastic remedy that is not doctor related.
Put each finger in your ear, tilt your head back,
and have somebody pour your glass of water
and just continue to drink the water until you
can't really drink it anymore. It always goes away.
- Lois, have you seen the pooping iPad?
I can only go while watching Tiger King.
- Oh my gosh. The pooping iPad.
Okay. We should not be bringing devices into the bathroom.
Are we touching our bottoms by accident
with a tissue paper that is now covered in poop
and now we touch our phones?
Just something to think about, but how many
of you guys are actually watching this
in the bathroom right now on your device?
- Huh?
- The iPad we use only while pooping
and occasionally on flights for Stewie.
- Ew.
- Why are Stewie's eyes so jacked up?
When you see eyeballs where the whites are red like that
we call that injected.
His eyes are protruding out of his head almost as
if somebody who would have Hyperthyroidism.
And then we've got a lot of redness around the eye
which you'd be concerned about. Almost like a Cellulitis.
- I play Elmo's ABC's on that.
Is that why I keep getting pink eye?
- He's getting pink eye from poop.
Poop typically harbor's E-Coli,
and then you're getting E-Coli in your eye.
That's disgusting.
Typically there's drops. There's ointments.
There's different things that you can use.
And then you definitely need to see an ophthalmologist.
- I don't know where it is, but it's definitely
not in the shed. So don't even look back there in the shed.
- Boy, you mean the earwig fortress?
No, thanks.
- The earwig fortress. Earwigs are these tiny little bugs.
They crawl on people's ears in the middle of the night
and you hear it really loudly touching
your tympanic membrane, AKA your eardrum.
I've actually had to pull many
of them out of people's ear canals.
- Yeah. Too fast and too smart for you earwigs.
- Ah, there it's oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. No.
Now you can see if you look, it's got these hooks.
So what happens is actually hooks on in there.
Definitely can cause a lot of pain, discomfort,
and cause people to like freak out.
So if this does happen to you, get to the hospital
we can get it out super fast
'cause we have the tools to be able to do that.
- Now to continue clearing the yard,
collecting moisture and sleeping in wood.
- Ah, no, there's not a direct connection
from your external auditory canal, which is
that ear canal into your brain,
unless it like eats through the
tympanic membrane, which would be very painful,
and then goes through the oval window.
There's a lot of different structures
in the way to get inside.
I loved it.
Family guy is never a disappointment.
There's always good medical clips for me to talk about.
So I really enjoyed it.
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(upbeat closing music)