- Hello and welcome to Husband Films His Wife's Target Run.
I'm Penn Holderness.
Okay. Little pregame note here.
She literally could've chosen
14 spots closer to the front door at Target,
but she chose this spot in the very back
because she hates parking next to other people.
All right, the matchup today,
Shopping List versus Not On Shopping List.
Here is her shopping list.
Note, there are four things on this list.
Should easily fit in the short yardage basket, but oh!
She is going for the big dog.
The full size cart.
Now Not On Shopping List is heavily favored.
Okay, she's about to tee off,
but slices right into the $1 mini trees.
She avoids those but ooh,
cannot avoid the hand sanitizer key chains.
She's getting four of those, one for each family member,
even though her kids don't have keys.
That's right, no keys.
4-nothing early on. All right.
See the fairway in front of her.
Oh no. She's way off the fairway.
Hooks it into the rough where she has found, yes,
gingerbread houses that look like mobile homes.
Also some of them look like football fields,
either way, Not On Shopping List now up six to nothing.
Ooh. Now she is way off the fairway.
We're trying to find her.
Is she in the women's wear? No.
Oh! There she is.
Ope, she has found a doggy coat that matches a human coat.
If she buys this she will humiliate both herself and her dog
and, oh, well she's decided to lay off the doggy coat.
That's a bit of a surprise.
But will she be able to lay off
the age inappropriate jewelry?
Sometimes she gets tripped up here, but oh, well,
she moves on.
She is just dialed in.
Now only 100 feet away from her first item on her list.
Cheese, yes, cheese.
But oh no, she finds the shoe section.
This one is tricky.
She doesn't normally buy normal shoes,
but if she finds the comfy slippers on the other side
of the wall, she's in big, ope!
She has found them, in her lifetime,
Kim has never walked past this section
without buying more comfy slippers.
And that trend continues, okay.
Seven to nothing is the score.
And we're getting to the most interesting part
of the course, toddler clothing.
Kim has not had a toddler in about six years.
She doesn't have any friends whose toddlers have birthdays,
but she is still seriously considering buying them
for no reason whatsoever.
Almost got tripped up there by the baby dress,
but she gets past it.
Okay, now look at this.
This is the run of the day for Kim, just laser focused.
She gets past the decorative pillows.
She gets past the bathmats and the fluffy towels.
She heads down the right sideline.
She sidesteps the weighted anxiety blankets.
What a run, she's even passing
the decorative holiday blankets and the monogram doormats.
She could go all the way, and, oh,
oh, no, no.
She has found the Chip
and Joanna Gaines scented candle section.
And she will not be able to sidestep that.
This will set her back several minutes
and several dollars.
The count is now eight to zero.
50 feet away from the first item on her list.
Oh, she cuts right. This is interesting.
She has discovered a new product.
Looks like an ice dissolver.
Now remember, she lives in North Carolina
where it snows once every two years or so.
And that is a gigantic bottle of ice dissolver.
Oh, hang on. Here comes the husband on defense.
It's 72 degrees outside right now.
Oh, rejected. Great D there by Dad.
Major moment here.
She has found one thing on her shopping list.
It is the cheese.
She just needs one thing of cheese
so the kids can have snacks
at the tennis tournament this weekend,
but ooh, no she's going in for more cheese.
Sliced cheddar, which she already has, sliced provolone.
She already has that.
Oh, and she's moving on to cold cuts. Turkey.
She has three of those in her fridge
because the kids never eat them,
oh, time for some salami.
That is a four pointer.
It is 12 to one,
Kim looking like she may go charcuterie this weekend.
Okay. We are now in blowout territory.
And it looks like the lead is gonna grow.
You know that look,
it's the I'm imagining these sparkly tree thingys
on my mantle look.
Just needs to decide if she'll have space on her,
on her, yep, she's doing it.
She has decided she will make room.
She may need to move that bowl of balls
to a different spot, but 15-1,
Not On Shopping List is crushing it.
And a couple of garbage time points for the trailing team.
She does find the makeup wipes.
She does find the mascara.
She does find the dish soap, so it's 15-4.
But oh, gets a little extra peppermint scented
seasonal dish soap.
And that is insult to injury.
She is going in for not one, not two,
but three advent calendars.
Oh my goodness.
Well, the clock runs down to zero.
The final score here, Not On Shopping List.
demolishes On Shopping List 18-4.
Thanks so much for watching.