It was the last day of school before summer break for Yuko. She
watched the clock tick and eagerly anticipated the sound of the last
bell. She started daydreaming about
all fun she would have without worrying about classes. Then, her
concentration was suddenly broken when two classmates sitting behind
her began to talk about a magical vending machine that had been going
viral online. This caught Yuko’s ear. She pretended not to listen as
they went on about how it was close by, supposedly near the local mall.
Yuko was lost in the students’ conversation, when the bell rang.
Yuko grabbed her bag and headed straight for the mall. Hours passed
as she walked up and down the streets, looking for any sign of
the vending machine. It was getting dark. Yuko cut through an alley
behind the mall, when the silhouette of a large black box
appeared in front of her standing against the wall. Yuko gasped with
excitement. She had finally found the fabled vending machine. She ran
over to it and was about to inset some money, when she noticed an out
of order sign hung on it written in red ink. Yuko decided to try
anyway. She put in a few coins, and waited as a noise sounded from
within the vending machine. Then, it spit out a single pack of gum.
Yuko looked confused, and tried again. She inserted more money and
pressed more numbers. The machine spit out a soft drink that rolled
out into the dispenser. Yuko looked slightly disappointed. She took the
drink and left for home. Welcome to SCP Exposed. Before we
begin, it has come to our attention some of you may have noticed our
previous narrator has been missing from recent videoes. It has been
declassified that person was not an employee of the company, but rather
SCP-nine seven three six. It had infiltrated the foundation and
blended in for an unknown amount of time in an attempt to learn the
foundation’s most top-secret information. It’s unknown what it
has learned, but it now contained within site nineteen...
Today, we bring you safe-class subject number two six one, also
referred to as "the pan-dimensional vending machine", And as always,
make sure to leave a like and hit the notification bell so you don’t
miss out on any future SCP cases. SCP two six one is a large, black
vending machine. The front does not have a display window, and the
numerical keypad does not seem to correlate to the item recieved.
Curiously, two six one is also capable of working without a power
supply. When used, the SCP will eject one of any number of random
snack or beverage items, including coke, pepsi, and cheetos. SCP two
six one only accepts currency in the form of Japanese yen.
Two six one was located and seized in Yokohama, Japan shortly after
news of it had quickly spread online. When the locals were asked
about the origin of the SCP, nobody could recall ever seeing it being
installed . Researchers brought two six one back to the foundation and
performed various studies on it. Currency other than yen was tried
on the SCP, but was rejected. Every item the machine dispensed had
bright, eye-catching packaging. upon opening it, discovered that
not only did it not contain any abnormal items, the SCP contained
no items whatsoever.
It was learned that using the vending machine multiple times
without being connected to a power supply exponentially raised the
chances of "unstable vending". The SCP will then dispense bizarre
items, that while technically are still food, should not be consumed
by humans. Researchers conducted multiple
experiments with ordering items from SCP two six one while plugged
into a power supply. These records have been logged in Testing Phase
eight. Each item was paid for with eight hundred yen, and was recorded
as such: “Coke Zero” - A can of diet Coke,
packaging in English. Still carbonated.
“Cheetos” - A small bag of Cheetos snack food, packaging in English.
Not stale. “Black Black” - A single pack of
caffeinated chewing gum, packaging in Japanese. Black coffee flavor.
“Yan Yan” - A single Yan Yan cone, with peach dipping frosting,
packaging in Japanese. The Meiji Seika Company does not produce this
flavor. It’s the staff’s favorite. “Pepsi: Dragon Twist” - Ome can of
Pepsi cola, with a trace of fruit flavor, packaging in English.
Flavor identified as Dragon Fruit.
PepsiCo does not produce this product. By far, the best item from
the SCP. “Darkside Cola” - One “can” with
clear plastic sides, and packaging in Japanese. Liquid inside is
clear. When opened, liquid appears to react to the air, and changes to
dark black over a period of several seconds. The black coloration
“looks like billowing smoke”, and cannot be reversed. Liquid’s taste
described as “cola, with something spicy in it.”
“The Little Bakery: 7 Grain” - A small tube the size of a candy bar
with a green button, made of aluminum, packaging in English.
When the top is twisted off, a mass of “dough” is extruded. On contact
with air, these cause the dough to rise and “bake”. Produces a small,
round loaf of bread. Taste described as good, but chewy.
“Lemon Clams” - A thick plastic baggie with a plastic tube on the
side, containing water and twelve clams, packaging in Dutch. The
plastic tube was cracked like a “glow stick”. Liquid in the bag
flashed to steam, venting from a hole that popped open in the top of
the bag, slightly burning one researcher. Steaming finished after
thirty-eight seconds, after which clams were found to be fully cooked
and infused with a mild lemon flavor. On investigation, clams
match no recorded species. It almost feels wrong eating them.
"Diet Ghost" - A can containing an instance of SCP-2107. Packaging was
in English. Testing done on this instance provided similar results
to other contained instances of SCP-2107. This marks the first time
SCP-261 has vended another SCP object. Still waiting for the non
diet version. “” - Small mesh bag filled
with small, multi-colored pyramids, packaging in an unknown language.
Pyramids found to be very hard and unpleasant tasting, compared to
chalk in taste and consistency. When placed in hot water, pyramids
open and produce “strings” that quickly dissolve,
“” - An aluminum box with a small glass window on
the side, and a large round button on the top. The packaging is in an
unknown language. Box appears to be filled with small, round animals
covered in fur, each with three small paws and a single large eye.
Pressing the button causes the inside of the box to rapidly become
super-heated, cooking the small animals alive. Muffled noises and
scratching were heard for several seconds during the cooking process.
“” - A tall, thin aluminum can, with packaging
in an unknown language. Opening the can causes a chemical reaction with
the liquid inside the can. Liquid was apparently not intended for an
oxygenated atmosphere, and detonated violently, causing
several injuries and killing two researchers. Testing discontinued,
and area observed to smell like oranges for several days.
To this day, SCP two six one sits in the foundation break room, where
it serves the staff. What did you think about this case?
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