>> Tucker: GOOD EVENING AND
WELCOME TO "TUCKER CARLSON
TONIGHT."
SO MUCH DRAMA.
YOU CAN’T SAY WE ARE NOT
LEARNING A LOT THOUGH.
ONE TOPICALLY LEARNED A LOT
ABOUT OVER THE LAST YEAR IS
RUSSIA.
THE REASON WE LEARNED ABOUT IT
IS BECAUSE RUSSIA IS JOE BIDEN’S
NUMBER ONE FAVORITE TOPIC OF
CONVERSATION.
JOE BIDEN COULD TALK ABOUT
RUSSIA FOREVER, MEANING IN HIS
CASE FOR UP TO 4 MINUTES AT A
TIME.
WHICH AT THIS STAGE IS
JOE BIDEN’S VERSION OF A
FILIBUSTER.
YOU MAY HAVE ASKED YOURSELF ONE
WILL JOE BIDEN NEVER STOP
TALKING ABOUT RUSSIA?
VERY SOON, ACTUALLY.
IN FACT, HE SEEMS TO BE LOSING
HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT RIGHT NOW.
DON’T WORRY.
HE’LL BE BACK TO IT.
RUSSIA IS A VERY COMFORTABLE
TOPIC FOR JOE BIDEN.
HE ENJOYS TALKING ABOUT IT MUCH
MORE THAN TALKING ABOUT
INFLATION OR CRIME OR FENTANYL
DEATHS OR ABOUT HOW HALF THE
POPULATION OF HAITI APPEARS TO
BE SHOWING UP IN FLORIDA IN
LEAKY BOATS.
THOSE TOPICS MAY INTEREST YOU
SINCE YOU LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY
BUT NOT JOE BIDEN.
DESPITE APPEARANCES, BIDEN
DOESN’T ACTUALLY LIVE HERE.
IN HIS HEAD, JOE BIDEN IS
FLOATING HIGH ABOVE THE SEA OF
PEACE OFF, SWOOPING IN OVER
SOUTHEASTERN UKRAINE MICAH
BOTOX SUPERHERO JUST TO MAKE
SURE EVERYTHING’S OKAY WITH HIS
LITTLE BUDDIES, THE UKRAINIANS.
JOE BIDEN IS A PROTECTOR THAT
WAY.
HE’S ALSO A SCHOLAR AND A
TEACHER, NOT CREDENTIALED LIKE
THE DOCTOR THAT HE’S MARRIED TO.
JOE BIDEN DIDN’T GO TO COMMUNITY
COLLEGE IN DELAWARE FOR A
DOCTORATE IN DIVERSITY STUDIES.
HE IS JUST A CIVILIAN.
BIDEN’S TO LECTURE WITH THE BEST
OF THEM.
IF YOU SIGNED UP FOR HIS INTRO
TO RUSSIA’S BAD CLASS YOU WILL
NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.
PROFESSOR BIDEN KNOWS THAT
MATERIAL.
FIRST AND FOREMOST, RUSSIA IS
BAD.
THAT’S THE NAME OF THE COURSE,
THE ENTIRE SYLLABUS.
MAYBE THE ONLY FACTS YOU COME
AWAY WITH AFTER MONTHS OF HEAVY
COURSEWORK.
RUSSIA IS BAD.
YOU LEARN THAT YOU RELEASE.
TO BE CLEAR, WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT RUSSIA HERE.
WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE
SOVIET UNION.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN
JOE BIDEN’S BEEN AROUND LONG
ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THE
DIFFERENCES.
HE HAS SEEN IT FIRSTHAND.
THE SOVIETS WANTED PEACE.
JOE BIDEN TOLD US THAT
REPEATEDLY IN THIS ’ 70s IN
’80s.
RUSHED BY CONTRAST JUST WANTS
MORE.
THE RUSSIANS ARE WARLIKE PEOPLE.
IT’S INHERENT.
RUSSIANS ARE DRIVEN BY
BLOOD LUST.
THEY HAVE TINY BRAINS AND THEIR
BREATH SMELLS LIKE HERRING.
THEY ARE ALWAYS DRUNK OFF AND ON
AFTERSHAVE OR HOUSEHOLD CLEANING
PRODUCTS.
ON SUNDAY MORNINGS WHEN GOOD
PEOPLE ARE STILL SLEEPING, YOUR
AVERAGE RUSSIAN WILL BE LURKING
THROUGH THE DARK STREETS LEERING
THROUGH BLOODSHOT EYES, TRYING
TO DIVERT SOMEBODY ELSE’S
DEMOCRACY OR CONQUER A
PEACE-LOVING NEIGHBOR.
THAT’S RUSSIANS ARE.
IT’S WHAT THEY DO.
BUT IF THERE’S ONE THING YOU
ABSOLUTELY MUST KNOW ABOUT
RUSSIA, IF YOU’RE GOING TO
NAVIGATE THIS WORLD, THAT THING
IS THAT ON FEBRUARY 16, 2022,
VLADIMIR PUTIN IS GOING TO
INVADE OUR CLOSEST ALLY IN THE
WORLD, UKRAINE.
WRITE THAT DOWN.
FEBRUARY 16, 2022.
UKRAINE INVASION BEGINS.
THAT’S THE DAY.
JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN VERY CLEAR
ABOUT THAT SO HAVE THE INTEL
AGENCIES AND THE STENOGRAPHERS
IN THE NEWS MEDIA.
AS POLITICO PUT IT "RUSSIA WILL
START A PHYSICAL ASSAULT ON
UKRAINE AS SOON AS FEBRUARY 16,"
MULTIPLE U.S. OFFICIALS
CONFIRMED.
A PHYSICAL ASSAULT.
THIS WON’T BE YOUR TYPICAL
PHYSICAL ASSAULT LIKE THE KIND
YOU’VE EXPERIENCED ON THE
NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY.
NO.
ACCORDING TO POLITICO, THIS
PHYSICAL ASSAULT "COULD BE
PRECEDED BY A BARRAGE OF MISSILE
STRIKES AND CYBERATTACKS."
THESE AREN’T JUST GANG MEMBERS.
THEY ARE RUSSIANS.
THE DAILY MAIL CONFIRMED
POLITICO’S REPORTING.
"POLLUTANT HAS DECIDED TO INVADE
UKRAINE ON WEDNESDAY," READ THE
HEADLINE.
BRITS AND AMERICANS TOLD TO GET
OUT NOW.
THAT SAME DAY THE MIRROR IN
LONDON LET US KNOW THEY HAD SEEN
THE VLADIMIR PUTIN’S PLANNING
DOCUMENTS IN OPERATION SNUFF OUT
UKRAINIAN DEMOCRACY AND IT WAS
IN MOTION.
THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE
SET FOR 3:00 A.M. TOMORROW WITH
MISSILES AND TANK ATTACK.
SO FEBRUARY 16, 2022, DEFINITELY
THE DAY THE MUSIC WAS GOING TO
DIE IN UKRAINE.
EVERYBODY KNEW THAT.
BUT WEIRDLY, NOBODY THOUGHT TO
TELL THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE.
WHO IS AN OBEDIENT PUPPET OF THE
BIDEN STATE DEPARTMENT YOU MIGHT
THINK WHATEVER THE NEWS BUT NO,
HE HASN’T.
HE WAS BAFFLED BY IT.
HE SAID THIS "WE ARE TOLD THAT
FEBRUARY 16TH WILL BE THE DAY OF
THE ATTACK.
WE WILL MAKE IT A DAY OF UNITY.
THE RELEVANT DEGREE HAS BEEN
SIGNED.
ON THIS DAY WILL HANG NATIONAL
FLAGS, WHERE BLUE AND YELLOW
RIBBONS AND SHOW THE WORLD OUR
UNITY."
THAT WAS PRESIDENT ZELENSKY.
KEEP IN MIND THAT IN ADDITION TO
BEING A PUPPET OF THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION,
PRESIDENT ZELENSKY OF UKRAINE
WAS ALSO AT ONE POINT A
LOW-GRADE COMIC OF SOME KIND.
SO HE WAS KIDDING.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
BUT IN THE AMERICAN NEWS MEDIA,
THERE ARE NO JOKES.
HUMAN HAS BEEN BANNED FOR
SEVERAL YEARS NOW.
IN FACT YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO
HEAR A JOKE ON A RUSSIAN NEWS
BROADCAST AND AMERICAN
TELEVISION, PRETTY AMAZING.
THINGS OF CHANGE.
IN ANY CASE, THE READERS OF
TELEPROMPTER ON OUR TV CHANNELS
DID NOT GET THIS JOKE AT ALL.
HERE’S THE COVERAGE THEY
PRODUCED.
>> THIS IS CNN BREAKING NEWS.
>> WE ARE BACK WITH MORE ON THE
BREAKING NEWS JUST ONE OF
UKRAINE.
PRESIDENT ZELENSKY SAYING
UKRAINE HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT
THIS WEDNESDAY, THE 16TH, WILL
BE THE DAY OF THE ATTACK.
>> YOU KEYNES PRESIDENT ZELENSKY
ADDRESSING HIS NATION TODAY
ABOUT REPORTS INTELLIGENCE
PICKED UP THE DATE FOR AN
ATTACK OF WEDNESDAY.
>> TELLING THEM HE WAS TOLD THAT
FEBRUARY 16 WILL BE THE DAY OF
THE ATTACK.
>> PRESIDENT ZELENSKY SAYING
THAT HIS GOVERNMENT BEEN TOLD
THAT FEBRUARY 16TH WILL BE THE
DAY OF THE POSSIBLE ATTACK.
>> TODAY, DEFIANT UKRAINIAN
CELEBRATED A DAY OF UNITY.
THEY HAD BEEN REPORTS AND
INTELLIGENCE WARNINGS THAT
TODAY, FEBRUARY 16, MIGHT BE THE
DAY OF THE INVASION.
OF COURSE THAT SUBJECT
VLADIMIR PUTIN.
WILL UKRAINE BE READY?
>> Tucker: IT’S UP TO
VLADIMIR PUTIN.
THEY DIDN’T GET IT WAS A JOKE.
SO IT PUT US IN A VERY WEIRD
POSITION WHERE SUDDENLY WE WERE
BEING LECTURED ON HUMOR BY
EASTERN EUROPEANS.
THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE.
PRESIDENT ZELENSKY STAFF
EXPLAINED HE WAS KIDDING.
SOME NEWS OUTLETS HAD TO UPDATE
THEIR REPORTING BUT THEY WERE
CLEARLY ANNOYED WITH ZELENSKY.
"UKRAINIAN LEADER MAKES
CONFUSING JOKE ABOUT RUSSIAN
INVASION."
"NEW YORK MAGAZINE."
HERE’S THE FUNNIEST PART OF ALL.
THERE WAS NO INVASION.
FEBRUARY 16, 2022, WAS YESTERDAY
YESTERDAY.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
VLADIMIR PUTIN DID NOT INVADE
UKRAINE.
IF JOE BIDEN NOTICED THE LACK OF
AN INVASION, HE DIDN’T
ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
HE DIDN’T SAY A WORD.
TODAY HE WAS BACK ON TELEVISION
ASSURING US ONCE AGAIN THE
INVASION IS COMING.
>> HOW HIGH IS THE THREAT OF A
RUSSIAN INVASION RIGHT NOW?
>> IT’S VERY HIGH.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT MOVED.
THEY MOVE MORE TROOPS IN.
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
THEY ARE ENGAGED IN A FALSE FLAG
OPERATION TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO
GO IN.
EVERY INDICATION WE HAVE IS THEY
ARE PREPARED TO GO IN AND ATTACK
UKRAINE.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO CALL PUTIN?
>> I HAVE NO PLANS TO CALL
PUTIN.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A FINAL
DECISION?
>> Tucker: HERE IS A GUY WHO
WAS LITERALLY WEARING A MASK
OUTSIDE ASSURING US THAT HE IS
SAYING AND ON THE BALL ENOUGH TO
KNOW WHEN PUTIN IS GOING TO
INVADE UKRAINE.
OF COURSE HE HAS GOTTEN IT
WRONG.
WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?
THE MOST OBVIOUS EXPLANATION IS,
IT’S THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE.
DODDERING OLD JOE BIDEN EVEN
BEFORE HE WAS SEEN AND WAS
WIDELY CONSIDERED A MORON IN
WASHINGTON.
HAS BEEN PLAYED BY
VLADIMIR PUTIN.
MAY BE EVIL BUT DEFINITELY NOT
STUPID.
PUTIN BLUFFTON INVASION OF
UKRAINE TO MAKE BIDEN LOOK
RIDICULOUS, IT WORKED.
MAYBE THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE
GOING ON.
MAYBE PUTIN STILL PLANS TO IN
INVADE UKRAINE.
AS YOU HEARD JOE BIDEN DOESN’T
KNOW BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO TALK
TO THE RUSSIANS.
THE RUSSIANS ARE TOO IMMORAL FOR
JOE BIDEN.
THAT IS SAYING A LOT COME FROM
THE FORMER CREDIT CARD LOBBY IS
TO HELP RUN AMERICA’S MOST
CORRUPT STATE.
BUT ACCORDING TO JOE BIDEN,
VLADIMIR PUTIN IS NOT SOMEONE
YOU COULD EVER TALK TO BECAUSE
HE PUT BOUNTIES ON THE LIVES OF
AMERICAN TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN.
HOW DOES JOE BIDEN KNOW THAT
HAPPEN?
HE GOT IT THE VERY SAME PEOPLE
WHO SPENT ALL LAST MONTH TELLING
US THAT PUTIN WAS GOING TO
INVADE UKRAINE ONTO A VERY 16.
HERE THEY ARE.
>> NEW REPORT SAYS THAT RUSSIA
OFFERED AFGHAN MILITANTS
BOUNTIES TO KILL U.S. SOLDIERS.
THE ADMINISTRATION’S
NONREACTION.
>> CNN CITED A SOURCE.
THE CASH AWARD DID LEAD TO THE
CASUALTIES.
>> NOT SO LONG AGO IN A LAND NOT
SO FAR AWAY THERE WAS WAS A
REPUBLICAN PARTY THAT WOULD HAVE
CONFRONTED RUSSIA FOR PUTTING
BOUNTIES ON THE HEADS OF U.S.
SOLDIERS.
>> TO SAY NOTHING OF PUTTING
BOUNTIES ON AMERICAN TROOPS.
>> IT’S UNBELIEVABLE.
HE HAS STILL YET TO SAY
ANYTHING.
AND THE PRESIDENT HAD A SPEECH
ABOUT BOUNTIES ON AMERICAN
TROOPS.
>> THE MOST DISCREDITED PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD WEIGHING IN WITH
TOTAL CERTAINTY ON THE MOST
IMPORTANT TOPICS.
IF YOU WERE TO SUM UP THE MOMENT
WE ARE LIVING IN, THAT’S HOW YOU
DESCRIBE IT.
EVERY THING I JUST TOLD YOU
TURNED OUT -- EVERYTHING THEY
TOLD YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
UNTRUE.
THEY WERE LYING TO KEEP US IN
AFGHANISTAN FOREVER.
WHY WOULD WANT TO DO THAT?
WE WEREN’T ACHIEVING ANYTHING.
THE SECOND WE LEFT THE TALIBAN
TOOK OVER AND BECAME ONE OF THE
BEST ARMED MILITARIES IN THE
ENTIRE REGION.
WHAT WE WERE DOING WASN’T
WORKING BUT THEY DIDN’T WANT US
TO LEAVE.
THEY WERE WILLING TO LIE TO KEEP
US THERE.
WHY?
WELL, WE DON’T HAVE ANY SPECIAL
INTEL BUT WE THINK MAY BE THE
DEFENSE INDUSTRY AND PROFLIGATE
CAMPAIGN DONORS MAY HAVE HAD
SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
HERE IS
SENATOR RICHARD BLUMENTHAL OF
CONNECTICUT EXPLAINING THAT
ACTUALLY UKRAINE NEEDS A LOT
MORE LETHAL WEAPONS FROM
RAYTHEON.
>> I WAS DEEPLY IMPRESSED WITH
HOW RESOLUTE AND DETERMINED THE
PEOPLE OF UKRAINE ARE.
THEY ARE COURAGEOUS.
THEY ARE STEADFAST.
THEY ARE GOING TO FIGHT IN THE
STREETS, THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS, IF
WE GIVE THEM THE ARMS THAT THEY
NEED, AND THAT’S WHY HAVE ALSO
URGED THE JABLON MISSILES, THE
TANKS, THE AIRCRAFT.
>> Tucker: [LAUGHS]
THAT GUY ABOUT HIS OWN OR
SERVICE IS PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT
THE THOUGHT OF UKRAINIANS
FIGHTING AND DYING IN THE
STREETS.
THESE PEOPLE ARE GHOULISH.
OF COURSE THEY ARE PROMOTING
MORE.
NOT TO MAINTAIN THE DEMOCRACY
THAT IS UKRAINE.
UKRAINE IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN A DEMOCRACY
AND ITS HISTORY AND IT’S NOT
NOW.
IT’S A CLIENT STATE OF THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION.
IT’S A PLACE IN WHICH OPPOSITION
MEDIA AND OPPOSITION POLITICAL
CANDIDATES ARE COMPLETELY SHUT
DOWN BY THE GOVERNMENT.
IT’S NOT A DEMOCRACY AT ALL.
IT’S INSULTING THEY WOULD
SUGGEST OTHERWISE.
PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN MANY PEOPLE
IN WASHINGTON ARE PUSHING
UKRAINE TOWARD WAR.
SO WE ARE SENDING THEM WEAPONS
AND THEN MAKING IT VERY EASY FOR
THEM TO USE THEM.
THEY TOLD US NEVER MONTHS THAT
ANY PREEMPTIVE ATTACK BY UKRAINE
ACTUALLY ISN’T REAL.
IF YOU SEE UKRAINE USING THESE
WEAPONS, NO.
SAYS ANTONY BLINKEN.
THAT’S NOT AGGRESSION.
IT’S A FALSE FLAG ATTACK BY
RUSSIA.
>> RUSSIA PLANS TO MANUFACTURE A
PRETEXT FOR ITS ATTACK.
THIS COULD BE A VIOLENT EVENT
THAT RUSSIA WILL AND ON UKRAINE
OR AN OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION THAT
RUSSIA WILL LEVEL AGAINST THE
UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT.
WE DON’T KNOW EXACTLY.
IT COULD BE A FABRICATED
SO-CALLED TERRORIST BOMBING
INSIDE RUSSIA.
THE INVENT OF THE DISCOVERY OF A
MASS GRAVE, STAGE DRONE STRIKE
AGAINST CIVILIANS, OR A FAKE,
EVEN A REAL ATTACK USING
CHEMICAL WEAPONS.
>> Tucker: SO THEY’RE GOING TO
USE CHEMICAL WEAPONS BUT IT
WON’T ACTUALLY BE THEM.
IT WILL BE THOSE DIABOLICAL
RUSSIANS.
DRUNK ON AFTERSHAVE.
ONCE AGAIN, THERE IS ZERO
EVIDENCE THAT ANY OF THIS IS
TRUE.
THIS IS CLEARLY SOME SORT OF
INTEL OP BEING FILTERED THROUGH
THE STATE DEPARTMENT AND THE
MEDIA.
BUT YET, FOR MONTHS NOW THEY’VE
TOLD US RUSSIA IS DEFINITELY
GOING TO MANUFACTURE A PRETEXT
FOR AN INVASION.
A LONE AP REPORTER ASKED, HOW DO
YOU KNOW THIS?
THEY IMMEDIATELY ACCUSED HIM OF
WORKING FOR PUTIN.
PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY REPORTER
WHO ASKED A QUESTION LIKE THAT.
THERE IS A DEPRESSING IRONY TO
THAT.
THIS MORNING ON A PIECE ON SUB
STACK.
"A BIG REASON WE ARE SUPPOSED TO
BE AN IMPROVEMENT OVER PUTIN’S
RUSSIA IS THAT WE DON’T USE THE
NEWS MEDIA IS A INSTRUMENT OF
WARFARE.
RUSSIAN REPORTERS DON’T HAVE
MUCH CHOICE IN BEING AND
SCRIPTED FOR THIS DUTY.
WHAT IS THE EXCUSE OF WESTERNERS
WHO BROADCAST CIA GIBBERISH ON
COMMAND?"