- Welcome back to totally true documented today.
We're taking a look at America's favorite tick-tock family.
"The D'amelios"
- Hi, I'm Charlie.
And this is my sister slash best friend, Dixie.
- Oh,Dixie Charli,guys I love my family.
- I'm so proud of our daughters.
- Our hot famous daughters.
- But today's episode is not about Charli, Dixie
or even their parents.
Today we're following the forgotten D'amelio sister.
Guppi, Guppi is the oldest of the D'amelio sisters.
But as largely avoided the spotlight until now.
- First of all, my name's Gabriella not Guppi,
I'm only doing this So my mom and dad will stop harassing me
about developing my internet persona.
TikTok is dumb. YouTube is dumb. Instagram's dumb.
Twitter is dumb. Snapchat is dumb, but you know,
the only app that I actually enjoy is the flashlight app
because it makes us so I don't have to turn the lights on.
My mom and dad want me to be more like Dixie and Charli.
But you know, before my sisters got famous,
they used to actually care about what I wanted.
What do you want? Peace and quiet in the dark by myself.
(baby crying)
- Keep quiet,quiet - What's wrong Guppi!
- Dad please,it's your turn.
- Oh no-- - Please assist me.
- No, no, no I need a break I need a break.
- It's working turn off the light.
(He claps)
- Should we just leave her like that?
- Yeah.
- Okay. - We should.
- Let's go watch now" Ally McBeal"
- Oh yeah.
- So now my parents are making me participate
in my sister's TikToks.
For Q mom.
- And then you bring your right arm up like this.
- Oh, this is my left arm.
- And I love you for that.
- Ooh thanks darling, little sweet sister.
Hey, ready to start filming Guppi.
- All right.
Let's just get this over with only two is flailed her arms
around and call it dancing.(upbeat music)
I just want to show everybody how stupid that looks.
I've seen the Renegade so many fricking times with hands.
I know how to do it with my ankles no problem.
- Are you sure you don't want
to just film Charli and Dixie?
They're very talented young ladies.
- Well now hold on.
I think Guppi deserves her chance and look,
the only thing better than two hot famous daughters is
three.
- Can you please stop calling them hot.
- What? Oh, come on guiding.
Don't make it weird I trust me.
I love my daughters for more than just their hot faces and
their banging bodies.
- Okay what else do you love about our daughters?
- Well, for one they're great at math,
they are greatly sexy
when they're working on the TI- 83 calculus.
- Are you serious right now?
- Do you have any dynamic?
- No. Sorry, honey.
So how was your day girls specifically Dixie and Charli?
- It was wonderful thank you so much for asking mom.
- Dixie, Guppi and I posted a
TikToK and it's blowing up.
- You're welcome teenage boys.
- It's blowing up.
- Yes sister, everyone loves your leg dance.
- Everyone is doing the right challenge.
- Look it's so dumb.
- Exactly, You are just dumb enough to go viral.
Pretty soon I'm being writing off your cartels too.
- But dad that copy doesn't even have her own TikTok.
- I don't have my own Tik ToK so I guess I,
there's no point in being in little videos.
- Oh, you could make your own TikTok
and upload to it every day.
- I can't believe that crap failed the leg challenge, dude.
What is wrong with Tik talkers?
If I'm going to make sure no one likes my TikToks,
I'm really going to have to out dumb myself.
People seem to like any form of movement on TikTok.
So I'm just not going to move at all.
(Guppi screams)
Picking the right audio is extremely important.
(Animal humming)
Cute animals are massively popular.
So what's the opposite of a cute animal.
(meat clattering)
Stop Angela.(hands thundering)
- And according to my gross dad,TikToks
algorithm loves young hot people.
My bones are made of dust.
(upbeat music)
- Each of these TikToks have received more views than the
last for unique content has attracted the attention of alt
TikTok, where users celebrate unconventional humor.
(He screams)
- Oh,
- My bones,
- Are made of dust.
- What the hell are you guys doing?
I think you mean heck.
- What the heck we're doing is being
supportive for a favorite, big sister.
- Okay. What!
- Congratulations you hit 10 million followers.
- Thought you could do it,but if you did.
(People cheering)
- Don't you guys get it? I don't want 10 million followers.
I don't need any followers.
All you guys care about is dancing and becoming famous and
making lots of money, making your stupid videos.
But that's not what I want.
Just anybody cares for what i want.
(loud footsteps)
- I think Guppi is pretty upset.
- Yeah,I've never heard anyone yell like that
before he was like so scary.
- So scary
- I feel so seen by you
.- I feel so heard by you.
- Well, yeah.
- what do you think she even wants?
- Hello?
- It's finally quiet.
So they must have gone out or something.
Hello guys, Hello?guys?
Why are the lights off?
(soft music)
Thanks guys.
what?
- Hi dear, It's too dark to see my hot daughters.
- I want a divorce.
(She slams down)
- We should give our 16 year old daughter--
- Dunkie Well caffeine.
- That's a great idea.
Duncan, Duncan, honey.
- And I'm going to just flail my legs.
Look, if you aren't the only one making this week,
you guys don't understand
the marketability of my hot daughter is like.
- Stop using the word hot, our hot daughter's.
(Both laughs)
(both claps)
- I think it's g-string.
(both laughs)
(She taps fingers)
(She laughs)
okay.
- Sorry.
- And we're all black and no brains at all.
- Isn't that a brand on your sweatshirt?
- No, it's just two words.
There's no copyright.
(Animal humming)
- Like not physically, not physically.
- Only inside.
- People say I'm physically cute
and she is like,
- I'm second.
- She's like second. - Yeah.
- Talks about the word daddy.
- pop.
(Both laughs)