Let's ride on this fool.
[grunting]
[squealing]
[grunting]
Bose, move!
[squealing]
[grunting]
Raise your right hand.
Spread your fingers, turn your head and cough.
- What? - Ha ha, joke.
Place your left hand over your right lung and repeat after me.
- I, Henry Hart, - I, Henry Hart,
pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man.
And to never, ever, ever tell anyone
that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick.
And to never, ever tell anyone
that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick.
- You left out one ever. - Ever.
It is done.
Feels good.
♪ But now's the time to meow ♪
♪ It's the time to roar ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Captain Man ♪
♪ You are the best ♪
♪ Give it up, Henry ♪
♪ You're Captain Man ♪
♪ And I will not rest 'til I see you try to win, baby ♪
♪ Captain Man ♪
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Don't worry. I gotcha.
Ready to go up to the roof?
Yeah, in just... just a second.
Okay. But...
we should hurry.
[grunting]
- Henry! - No!
Do it right, okay!
You're only 13 when you took that oath.
You didn't know what you were getting into.
You didn't sign up for this!
I did!
Now, get outta here!
Let me save my city.
Okay.
Okay, I'll go.
But...
one more thing.
What?
I love you, buddy.
No!
[groaning]
Hey!
Did I say you could come in my the room?
Did I ask?
I just need a pair of scissors to open my new phone case.
Here, just give it!
Gross! Don't use your teeth!
Ahh.
Gah!
[sighing]
Here's your phone case.
Well, now your hand is bleeding.
Uh, yeah.
Taste good.
Why is there a cake here?
[screaming]
[laughing]
Got it! You've been caked!
Dang it. They're going to break that thing open any second.
Uh... ooh ooh, I got a plan. I got a plan.
Wait.
Uh, h-hi kids!
Hey, over here, kids.
- What are you doing? - Shhh!
What?
Uh, you want to know what's more fun than whacking a pinata?
Tell us.
Whackin'... Burples the clown!
[cheering]
- No, no, no, no. - Yeah. You're indestructible.
- So! - So, just take it.
[screaming]
When you open it, can you see the sky?
You can?!
Hey! Gimme your phone!
Wha?
- N-no! Oh my god! - Yeah!
- That jerk just stole my phone! - Hey!
Hey, Whoa! Man. Just give her back her pho...
What the butt do you think you're doin'?!
Oh my god!
[screaming]
How do I look? Good.
Jasper left the note!
- I know. - But... hi, Jasper.
Why is Jasper's mouth hanging open?
And why are you dressed like that in front of Jasper?
You're Kid Danger!
Yeah.
You knew that. You're the one who... ooh.
Jasper fell asleep.
- The Bang Bottle! - Ooh man!
What do we do with this?
- We give the baby his bottle. - Ah. Good call.
- Hey. - What's up?
- Hurry. - Right.
Kid Danger!
Hey daddy, daddy, whoa!
[grunting]
Henry! You okay? How do you feel?
[sighing]
I don't know.
I mean,
it felt like the inside of my body was on fire,
but, like, in a good way. You know?
Do you think you're indestructible?
I don't know. Maybe we should test it some--
Ow!
Did that hurt?
Well, yeah. You cracked me over the head with the bat!
Hey.
Hey, it stopped hurting.
[grunting]
Hey, Captain Man!
Ha!
[grunting]
Get up. Hit him!
[grunting]
Wait! Doop dopado boo!
Uh, Rottweiler!
Four seconds! One more to win.
Just one dog away.
Uh, shih zhu.
And Henry Hart wins!
Ha ha!
Game!
- Ah, how you feeling? - Feeling good.
Uh, okay. Um...
- What's your favorite color? - Red.
- Favorite food? - Pizza.
- Topping? - Roni.
Wow, I also shorten the word pepperoni by always saying roni.
Oh! Okay. Okay. Okay. Here's a hard one.
OK. What crazy thing happened to me at camp when I was nine?
You mean when you threw up in a canoe
and you didn't want anyone to know it was you,
so you told everyone it was Jasper's vomit?
I'm the only one who knows that!
Oh my god.
There it is. There it is. Come on. Come on.
You gotta come closer.
Come on right here.
- Come on. Stop. - Oh.
Stop laughing.
- You're teasing me. - Uh huh.
I'm flailing here.
Whoa! Oh!
Ah great!
You ruptured the ionic oxidizer!
What, I did? He threw me!
It's time to save the world.
Ahh!
Over to you, Henry.
Is there an S?
There is an S.
Okay, I would like to solve the puzzle.
Go ahead.
The phrase is blessing in disguise.
[buzzing]
- Oh! I'm sorry! - What?
You're wrong.
What do you mean, I'm wrong? What else could it possibly be?
Um. I would like to solve the puzzle.
Go ahead, Charlotte.
Ray thinks the phrase is... blessing in da skies.
- Wow. - That is correct!
- Oh yes! - That's not even a phrase!
- Dude, that's not the phrase. - Yes it is.
Hey! Now that the lift is over,
are you sure you guys don't want to come help us?
You're superheroes! Quit your belly aching!
It's what you get paid for!
You got paid?!
Down the tube!
How long you gonna stay up there?
As long as I can, Kid. Long as I can.
[grunting]