[ tray narrating ] my father tried his best to give me advice.
The problem was, he was only a couple of years older than me.
[ man ] fool, I told you I don't want no damn watchtower !
Hey, what's up, nigger ?
What's up, pops ? Oh, how you doin', man ?
How you doin', man ? How's it goin' ?
Oh, man ! Look at you. It's goin' be on !
Look at you, man ! Look, you got big, man ! Oh, you know.
Last time I seen you, you was about this tall.
They wouldn't even let you on the rides at the amusement park. Had to take you to kiddie land.
Remember that ? Yeah, but it's all good.
I was just about to eat breakfast. You hungry ? No, I'm full, man.
I had some red hots. Oh, is that right ? Cool. Hey, man, come on in.
Oh, please allow me. You're the guest in my house, man.
Make yourself at home. Hey, are those your bo's ?
Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna be sportin' them, man.
It's good to have you up in it too.
I'm gonna finish gettin' my swollen on right. Have a seat. All right. Cool.
Hey ! Make sure your ass is on that plastic.
That's right. So we're not bumpin' heads.
Man, if you gon' be stayin' here, you gon' have to follow some rules.
No smokin' my shit. Don't let me catch you drinkin' my shit.
And if you bring any of them ho's up in here, make sure I fuck 'em first.
And, uh... You gon' have some chores.
- Chores ? - That's right. Chores.
Nigger, this ain't gon' be no free ride !
Uh, you gon' have to keep track of my matchbox cars.
You got to organize the damn sega genesis cartridges.
Do my homework, since you want to be such a smart ass.
After that, in the nighttime, cut the hair on my balls.
Can I ask you a question, pop ? Yeah.
What you gon' be doin' ?
Hey ! Look, nigger, I ain't got to do nothin'. My mama take care of me.
[ sighs ] I know you think I'm bein' hard on you.
What the hell. I guess I'm tryin' to teach you some responsibility.
You right, pop. No shit.