- What's up guys? Hope we're doing well,
and welcome to another therapy session.
All right, guys. It's very rare that I'm seeing two people
from the same team, but I understand this is very important.
So why don't we start with you, Team Dak? What's going on?
- Man, I just think it's obious. We need to sign Dak.
And if you don't think so, you are literally foolish.
- So we can go eight and eight again? Is that why?
- No. So we have a chance to make the playoffs.
Or do you want Ben DiNucci starting for us again?
All I'm saying is there's better options out there
- Who? Who are the better options? Let me know.
Last time we explored our options,
Quincy Carter was the quarterback.
- Okay, okay. I think we're getting
a little bit ahead of ourselves.
- People forget so fast.
He doesn't remember Quincy Carter.
- Everyone just calm down for a little.
- I'm not calming down. I'm not going back to Stephen McGee.
I'm not going back to Stephen McGee.
- I remember I was there.
We didn't win a Super Bowl then either.
- Let's start there Team No Dak.
So you feel, because Dak hasn't won a Super Bowl
with the Cowboys, the Cowboys should move on.
Is that fair to say?
- Exactly. It's like, we know what we have in Dak.
He's just not a winner.
- I'm literally about to slap him right now.
I promise I'm about to slap him right now.
- The truth hurts.
- So do these hands.
So tell me, what's so good about Dak?
- Oh, you wanna know what's good about Dak?
- This is good. Getting to know each other's point of view.
- He's a two time Pro Bowler.
He literally went 13-3 his rookie year.
- He also had the best offensive line
in football at the time, and a top running back.
Did you forget that or?
Also, how'd that 13 and three season end up?
- Okay, okay. Well, he was literally leading the league
in yards before he got injured. What now?
- It doesn't matter. He wants $40 million.
You can't pay Dak and have any depth on the team.
That's just how it works.
Who's going to play defense?
Who's going to block for him?
- I can understand if we're talking about
an average quarterback, an above average quarterback.
We're talking about Dak. Dak is elite.
- Dak is elite? Where?
I'm about to slap you for calling Dak elite.
- Please do. You won't. Do it.
- Guys, I feel like we're not really getting anywhere.
We're trying to find some common ground here.
You guys are rooting for the same team.
Remember your "I feel" statements.
- I feel like Dak isn't elite.
- He's a top-five quarterback.
- No, he is not. Top five?
- Named five quarterbacks better than
Rayne Dakota Prescott right now. You can't do it.
- Tom Brady.
- Okay. That's one. I'll give you that.
- Aaron Rogers.
- Eh, maybe.
- Oh yeah, no, that counts.
- Patrick Mahomes.
- Okay, that's three, that's three.
- Deshaun Watson.
- No. If anything, they're equal with a slight edge
to Dak 'cause he has a cooler name.
- Really? Okay, okay, fine. Josh Allen.
- Absolutely not.
- A little bit of a reach, 'kay? Little bit of a reach.
- Lamar Jackson.
- We already have a running back.
His name is Ezekiel Elliot.
- And last but not least, Russell Wilson.
- Nope. Don't even start.
It's still a no. It's still a no for me.
- Now who's being unrealistic?
So you're telling me you wouldn't take
Russell Wilson right now?
That's what you're telling me?
- This is gettin' good.
- Why would you give up an asset when we can just sign Dak?
That's all I'm saying.
- Because he's asking for $40 million.
Look at what Russell Wilson's making
over the next three years.
You just can't pay QBs that type of money and expect to win.
He should've taken the deal
when the Cowboys offered at the beginning.
- You mean the same deal Carson Wentz signed
when everyone said Carson Wentz was as good as Dak?
That deal?
- You both are making really great points.
I don't have much to say.
- Listen, man, I like Dak. I want the Cowboys to keep him
but at a price that makes sense.
- I understand that.
I want to do the same thing without giving up draft capital.
But my thing is, I would rather have a top-five,
top-eight quarterback
and worry about the other pieces later.
- I don't know, man.
- You cannot find good quarterbacks for cheap.
And that's what I'm trying to get them to realize.
- I do think there is one thing we can both agree on.
Cowboys should've signed Dak a long time ago.
- That's what I've been tellin' people.
- I'm with you on that one
- I've literally been telling people this for, how long?
They waited too long last time.
They're about to do the same thing right now.
- Honestly, it looks like history's about to repeat itself.
- Hey, it could be worse.
At least you guys aren't Washington.
(laughs) - Got 'em
- Well, I think this was a great session.
I'll see you guys here in about two weeks.
I think that's when the deadline is for the
- We just signed Dak. - You're joking.
- So serious right now (screams).
- They signed him?
- Four years, $160 million, 126 guaranteed.
Oh my gosh (screams).
- We're going eight and eight. We're going eight and eight
for the next four years. - Let's go, let's go!
- I hope I'm wrong.
- Woo! Woo! We are winning the Super Bowl!
When we win the Super Bowl the next four years,
then it'll all make sense.
- I honestly think this was a great session, guys.
I'll see you here in the coming weeks.
Can you guys make sure to send in the Texans?
(claps)
They're definitely going to need it.
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who should be in therapy next week.
I'll see you guys next time, in therapy.
I'm a grown man.