Finally!
They told me it was impossible, they told me I was mad, they told me to stop! SHOUTING!
I have created the perfect partner who will be mine and only mine forever!
*coughing*
*loud machine noises*
*MONSTER SCREECHES*
*more disgusting monster sounds*
Simone, this last few weeks have been just incredible.
I- I love you.
*monster gurgles*
*phone buzzing*
Simone, who is Jeff?
John, I think we should see other people.
Sounds like you already are!
I'll send for my things...
*crying* Weeping into my strudel...
*still crying*
That's right, everybody look at the freak!
Wow that looked devastating. Makes me want to go home and curl up some fantastic original
audio content. -Me too Matt, so i guess it's a good thing this video is sponsored by Audible
Audible? - Audible.
Wow tell me more about Audible!
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I guess audible is pretty exclusive then?
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I bet audible have a huge variety of audio content too?
That's right Matt. If you're a non-fiction fan like me i recommend Louis Theroux's 'Gotta Get Theroux This'
But what if you're a total smeg head like me?
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Who do you think you are!? You think you are the bee's knees?? I made those knees!