the category rejected Josh Groban songs Josh Groban songs what a lovely category and ladies
and gentlemen to present tonight's top 10 list a grammy-nominated singer-songwriter
Josh Groban come on out Josh
[Applause] hi Josh how are you I'm good Dave how are you I'm fine good uh top 10 rejected
Josh Groban songs here uh we go number 10.
it wasn't broken wasn't injured don't know why it came to pass
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wow that's that's number ten that was only number 10.
this is going to be tough to beat yeah oh yeah if I was putting this list together that
would have been number one let's just see how it goes here number nine I see Skies of
soot clouds of black scorching hot days belching Smoke Stacks and I think to myself holy crap
we're screwed screwed
I'm just looking at number one I don't know
just huh give give peace a chance all right yeah yeah that that number 10 was pretty dang
strong uh okay number eight when you said that you were winning the sound comes was
unforeseen replaced by Ashton Kutcher Charlie Sheen
very good pretty good
quality did you have a hand in some of these just uh with Joshua musically none of the
lyrics nice job okay number seven I'm proud to be a straight guy in each and every way
since Michelle Bachmann's husband help me pray away the game
okay
Here Comes now number six ladies and gentlemen you knocked me
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I actually kind of kept that one
number five here we go how could he know so much about me
as if my thoughts were not my own [Music] it took me a decade to discover
that Rupert Murdoch tapped my phone all right yeah okay
number four foreign I've had all kinds of singing gigs I'll gladly take again but tonight's
the only time I'll do a lame top 10
. that was beautiful that's not true by the way that's not true beautiful though and poignant
still keeping your eyes on number one it's coming all eyes on number one uh number three
uh rejected Josh Groban song fix the economy soon if you please or else by next year we'll
all speak Chinese
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that's true
all right and the number two rejected Josh Groban song here we go somewhere out on the
internet when you click
you'll find multiple photos of Anthony weiners torso
wow
well
my friend you really have painted yourself into a corner because I don't know how I'm
gonna get out of this one what possibly can be number one uh top 10 uh rejected Josh Groban
songs here it is number one a New York will be better for this that one man
required to marry [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you very much
how about this guy
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