Hello everyone! My name is Cinnamon Toast Ken and welcome back to the "Meme Couch" joined today with The. Buff. Pro.
And we're gonna find some *mwuah mwuah* some fantastic and delicious
*mwuah* Memes maybe as good as those Tod pods
Everybody's eating; still the best
It's still the best; it never gets old.
The best tasting for sure.
And here to show us how good they taste we have, uh,
A special guest Michael Jackson is here. Oh good. Yeah. Oh, yeah, mmm delicious! Mmm tasty! Look at that face like
Mmm tasty Toidd Pod. It's that swirl man! The swirl gets you every time!
Got this gentleman here with this backwards hat, long hair this and girl walks up tries to slap it at his hand. Nope!
Oh! Nope! Ohhh!
Nope! *POP!*
And then he just walks off!
I love how, he finishes drinking the beer. He's like "Ah ah hold up! Hmm." *SMACK*
That's a rat? Is-is that a rat? Live footage of Master Splinter taking a shower. Look at that just washing, getting his back
He's like, "Gotta get my creases back here, bruh." He's just showering, man all lathered up!
"Women checking the water temperature before they take a shower." It's molten lava you know.
He's just slappin it!
It's like "Mmm mmNo, no it's not hot enough." When Mary takes a shower, and she's like
"Oooh Ken, come take a shower with me"
That's what it feels like.
I'm just like "AHH IT'S SO HOTTT!" Get in, it just melts my skin off, "WHYYY?!"
Like, why don't you just stab me in my sleep?! This is torture!
Watch out it's an alien behind this f**king door I bet you back up back up. Okay. Be careful
There we go anotha mushroom. Oh s**t y'all, let me get all the mushrooms. Watch out! There's a fucking alien right here!
I told you! Watch out Carol!
Carol watch out!!
CAROL! Come on Carol! I told you!
That man gave you plenty of time-
Ya'll let him get all the mushrooms, "I told you there's an alien back here!" (Snoop): Leave it to Snoop to get all the mushrooms
WHAT?!
Is that the drift King?
Drift King?! Oohh!
(Initial D - Deja Vu playing)
Take it off road, sideways!
Boom! And landed it!
Do you think he's playin some League of Legends, getting that lag?
Oh yeah, you know it! Everyone hates lag on League. man.
Yeah, he's so salty!
(Buff Pro): It's always Jerry's fault!!
(Ken): It's always Jerry's fault! Go't dangit Jerry!
Vendors in video games every freakin time!
Like what?! Just give me a refund dude I just bought it. The gold is still the counter! Boy gets a Charmander tattoo while being drunk. Oh god look at it!
Charmander had a stroke and died. Looks just like him! Exactly like him! Even that face and the little hands
I think the only way you can tell is by the flame at the end of the tail
That's just what's left over, the whole dude had done and burnt up
Oh minecraft. Oh the man, we're genius
Who's your favorite blind character from a movie, series or video games? Dora. Can you find the Buff Pro?
There he is!
Can you find the pillow?
Wow! You did it!
Middle finger!
Got dang Canadians!
Aw man, that's the weirdest hockey outfit I've ever seen right there
Hey Frank, I bought a GPS system does that make me a NAVI-GATOR?
GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!
I remember I sitting there at night looking through memes and I saw this one and I busted out laughing like at 3am and Mary's like, "What are you laughing at?!"
What's something you wish you had?
A family!
Aww AWWWW
Oh my god!
How did you even get on the show get outta here!
These days people do stupid stuff FOR attention and put it on the social media
I feel like maybe some people do it for attention pretty sure we just did it for pride back then
Yeah, so you have like your one friend-(Buff Pro): You won't do dat! Who won't?!
If your friends jump off a cliff, would you follow?
I mean, is he talking s**t on the way down or something?
(Laughing)
Jump down "You b**ch!"
Back in the day when you know nobody knew the answers you actually had to like learn stuff from other people like nowadays like oh
Man that's not how it works. Yeah. It is how it works. Let me google it, just both
Of them searching on their phones. Speaking of phones there's like that cord
You know, you had to be on the cord to talk someone and then someone pick up the other line and be like "Get off the phone!"
Did you ever have your mom stay on the line? You over there trying to be slick you know saying? Trying to hit that
Dirty talk? James past your bedtime! (Ken): Oh, oh! (Buff Pro): Quit talking dirty! You're going to church twice on Sunday!
Not twice! I know they do it twice too, nnooo!
Both times?! Mom, PLEASE!
Oohh BOY! That was some great memes. How'd you like the mean today? (Buff Pro): I actually really enjoyed the memes today. (Ken): Those some quality of memes
Yeah, I mean we're not reviewing them or anything, but we liked what we saw- Thank you guys very much for watching the meme couch
I'm Cinnamon Toast Ken and this is Buff Pro
You can find a link to his twitch down in the description and I'll see you guys next time until then
Stay comfy, my friends
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