Oh my God...
What's the "flflfuflf"?...
Oh that's a rough porridge.
You know what you're doing today? No surprise me! What's going on? Why are we here?
Something about - uh least sexiest languages.
What languages come to mind when you think of "unsexy"?
Unsexy? India, China -
The harsh ones with like the "Hh" sounds. I would say Russian, German for sure, they sound upset all the
time. I don't personally find them unsexy but I think that the world would just because it's like
You know? How are you feeling? Excited to see which ones are the worst!
Hello!
Hello - let's go!
This guy's got game! He's like "Ooway"
I imagine you on a bar, you're just like sliding like...
When he started speaking I thought he was like an Italian who just woke up. Really like though
the sound of this language. It feels like a wise person speaking and saying something that is
truthful. Is it Mandarin? Neally, nearly - so it's Cantonese? Yeah, Cantonese "wey"
Hello!
Like okay cool, I'll come with you. Whatever you say!
That sounds good.
Sounds like you're going to hit me with a horse in the face or something - oh my gosh.
No it's not Russian right? No - so I'm from
Germany. Germany?! Are you kidding me? I never thought that German it was a sexy language never like
never like no way. I would say German I'm pretty sure yeah. You sound upset that's why I thought.
oh really? You know what like you Germans get a bad rap, it actually is quite melodic. There's an
occasional word where it's like "clackien face" and you're like what? But for the most part it's nice.
Oh my god your your mouth is like {popping sounds}. It sounds like popcorn, I love it.
And also there was paprika in there? You got it! It's a really like strong language as
well. I really don't know which country - Eastern Europe? I would say Russia but
like I know it's not Russia. Very close yeah. I'm actually from Hungary. I heard hungarian
Do you think it's sexy? Yeah I think it is. Do you think it's sexy? I don't think so - ya nuts! It's so it's
so pretty it's like. You know what other than popcorn it sounds like a bubbling brook, like I
could wake up to it in the morning. Maybe the way I was saying it, you know. Maybe - there's nothing
like a sexy recipe to really get someone going you know? Sexy goulash.
Hello, my name is Andreas. Hi Andreas.
what's the "flufluffu"? It's like red porridge with cream.
oh that's a rough porridge then.
Yeah it sounds strong. I thought it was very like rough and in your face.
I feel like if you whispered it it wouldn't be too bad you know?
It'd be like, it'd be kind of like direct, and I could see it becoming sexy.
Yeah right? like I want you, and I want you so bad - right that kind of thing. It can be a bit
rough at times depending on the words like stuff like {Danish}
That stuff is kind of rough but if you mix in a bit of flesky style called the floor that's a little less
hi
Sounds like she was filling up with air. to like fly away, like an air balloon a little bit you know.
I don't think it was ugly. I think it was just like oh it was similar to German so
like but her tone was really soft. I think it made it sound better than what it is.
Oh wow, I think that was a really good compliment. I'm from the Netherlands.
The Netherlands! Oh, I dated a guy from the Netherlands,and he did not sound as pretty as
you. A lot of Dutch people say, "lekker" -" lekker"? We use" lekker" with everything like, "lekker food"
um lekkading like, somebody's looking good. Uh, lekkerding?! Yes like ding I don't know why .
These languages aren't sexy. They're all so pretty to sound to my ears. Because I didn't use the "j"
Yeah it's not, it's not ugly. It's just harsh - it's hard for us.
Yeah harsh is a good word. Yeah.
Hello. Hello.
It sounds Middle Eastern
but like I know it's not Middle Eastern because there's no like "huh" sounds. So I'm thinking it's
like is it from Pakistan? She is correct. Get out! I wasn't even that was legit. Are you serious? It has
like an Indian flow to it but I expected Pakistan to be more harsh. It's a mixture of Persian
and Hindi and Turkish. So all of those mixtures come together and make this.
It's beautiful. It's so pretty - are you insulted that you're considered one of the least sexy?
I guess it's their personal opinions but I think it's a very sexy language. I think it's really
pretty. I think it rolls really nicely off the top. Tell me like - you should have done your homework.
Yeah like it sounds pretty!
It feels like he's upset with me for some reason? Are you upset with me? My heart is broken right now.
I'm sorry ah - no sexy, no. Sexy I wouldn't say but uh friendly it's friendly.
Yeah that's how I approached it.
Like i feel like I'm in a somewhere like, I'm about
to meditate and I'm repeating some mantra or something. I wanna do this!
Hi.
Hi, I'm Veronica. Hi Veronica
That gave me goosebumps that was like, - like a horror movie?I know like no like in a
good way! Like what is she saying, I have no idea. Yeah very ASMR - so very ASMR like soft very.
Um there's like a breathing element that is very ASMR. There's a lot of like breathiness and like -
Sounds that I really like. We're very penetrating to that ear clearly because you gave me goosebumps.
Is that an area that I should get into? Get into it - you're very good at it! I'm convinced.
Everybody, which one was the sexiest for you? For sure the Cantonese that's the
best one because it reminded me of Italian which I was surprised. Yeah you won!
Who did I defeat? Hindi, Dutch, German, and Danish.
A lot of you know like Cantonese or Chinese languages. When people hear it they say oh
you're so rude! You're arguing or something. No, no, no actually it can be you know, sexy.
Germany, is that shocking to you? Yes totally shocking like I will never guess that. You won!
That's awesome! Yes, I didn't expect it at all, like really. I guess because it's crazy yeah
Me neither! I always thought that German were like super harsh and
and tough. Listening to you it was like wow okay this is so different. They were all actually
quite pretty like except for the like, I think the Danish was the most jarring for me.
I think that my favorite - I think it's gonna be Hungarian. You stood out though, you stood
out. Yes so um, yeah there was something about the melodic-ness of it. There was something
just about like the way that you said it. I feel really happy. I never thought that
Hungarian would be picked as the sexiest. slike language out of the unsexiest. I think it was
really sexy. Thank you. I'm gonna tell all my friends who speak Cantonese "Yo! You can be sexy!"
Can you sing me happy birthday?
It sounds like it sounds like a brothel. Oh gosh, it's actually the hospital. The hospital
is the brothel wow. You guys in Germany, you guys do all the right thing. is the um the
- song a bollywood song? Yeah!
Can you say like you look so pretty?
Right it's sexy, see!
Okay now say like, "I want to eat red porridge with you?
You see, you see!