[panting]
Soo... thirsty.
It's no use.
We'll never find the rare desert sandwich.
[groaning]
Goodnight, Gary.
[snoring]
[beeping]
[screaming]
Whoo hoo!
Nothing like a refreshing morning dip,
huh, SpongeBob?
What happened to sleeping?
We'll I'll be asleep all winter. We only got three days for fun.
Well, hurry now.
The giant clams like to feed at this hour.
Win this one because I told you to.
Because you told me to!
[cheering]
Fishsticks! Get your fishsticks here!
Huh.
Hut hut hut hut hut.
[humming]
What the shrimp?
Hey, what's going on here? Whoa, that's too hot.
Whoa!
[shivering]
Meant to bring a sweater. It's colder than yesterday.
That's why I wore mittens.
Mm, toasty.
Huh?!
Morning boys. Lock's a bit sticky this morning,
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Well, get to work.
- What?! - Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.
- Whoa! - Ha!
Whoa!
Get out of the way, Squidward! Pardon me!
[screaming]
Alright, quit clowning around and get to work.
Yes, sir!
As soon as you turn the heat up.
The temperature stays at 62 degrees.
There's icicles hanging from the ceiling!
I don't care if Santi Claus
and Jack Frost are having ice cream cones.
Don't touch THE THERMOSTAT!
Whoa! Oh!
Man, that fur really hits the spot.
No more frozen arm pits.
And this eyebrow goatee combo works like a charm.
This is the best idea we've ever had.
You said it.
I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever.
Bring it on!
[birds chirping]
Spring?
[Sandy sighing] Wow. Spring already?
[groaning]
Tartar sauce! The lock is still frozen!
[Sandy] I sure can't wait to get outside
and warm my fur.
Oh, look. It's SpongeBob and Patrick.
[crying]
Hey, guys.
[shrieking]
[banjo playing]
[screaming]
15 seconds, give or take a few minutes.
No, no, Patrick! 15 seconds exactly.
It's really important.
It's working!
[gasping]
Okay, Patrick, I'm done. Patrick? Patrick, are you there?
Patrick?
What? Did somebody say something? Uh.
[giggling]
Hey, there.
Is that tan for us?
What?
Uh, Patrick. It's time for me to get out!
[giggling]
Do you really have to go, Patrick?
Afraid so. Bye, girls.
Bye, Pat.
Ah, he's so leathery.
Well, Patrick, how do I look?
[screaming]
Oh, it's you.
Ah, Goo Lagoon, where the sun s hot and the sun bathers
are oh, so cool.
What a beautiful day.
You said it, pal.
Can you believe that sun?
I could look at it all day.
Uh, Patrick.
- What? - Nothing.
Oh!
No!
[screaming]
Squidward! Speak to me! Speak!
[screaming]
[panting]
Hey, Squid, are you okay? Hey, Squid, are you still okay?
[screaming, laughing]
Hey, Squidward, I got something for ya!
Someone to keep you company in that drab ol' freezer.
Oh, aren't they cute?
Ah, here it is.
Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich
to help you get to sleep.
[snoring]
[music playing] [shivering]
[music playing]
[horn blowing]
The fridge!
[shrieking]
Time's up, SpongeBob.
[gasping]
Burny.
Only 799 words to go now.
[laughing]
No!
[screaming]
What have I done? Help! Help! My house is on fire!
[babbling]
SpongeBob, why?
Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?
Why didn't you just write your essay?!
Stop wasting time!
Ah, observed the majesty of the mighty iceberg.
This frozen giant normally foud floating in polar regions
can sometimes stray into warmer waters
causing dramatic changes in climate
for tropical undersea life.
Yes, it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last nigh,
and he brought with him not a pillow
or a sheet, but a blanket.
A blanket of snow. Yes, from jellyfish fields
to residential abodes to bustling downtown,
it's nothing but the light stuff.
Whoopy!
And local residents are taking notice.
Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs, what do we do?
Here, use this.
Oh!
[siren blaring]
Hooray!
How about a campfire song?
[groaning] No singing!
Squidward!
All right, all right. Somebody get me a blanket.
Hey, Squidward.
What's with the extra foot, buddy?
Huh? This isn't mine.
[screaming]
[roaring]
[screaming]
[roaring]
Not you again.
Ha! Slimey snow varmint, you missed!
That weren't the attack.
Huh?
Hit the deck!
[screaming]
[meowing] Gary!
[screaming]
Oh, no. Not again.
This is great. My day off. No worries. Just relaxation.
I'm the boss. I deserve this.
[sighing]
Everything will be fine.
There won't be any customers today anyway.
You'll probably just stand thee bored.
[chuckles] SpongeBob, bored.
[chuckles]
Uh, getting kinda bored.
[yawning]
[snoring]
[gasping]
[panting]
Oh, what am I doing?
Okay, let's get this over with.
Remember, this is the cold-blooded test.
Just take his temperature.
You got it, best friend.
Don't call me that.
[grumbling]
I'm ready.
Alright, man. Let's see if we can,
like work out some of this tension.
Why you! [screaming]
How's the cold-blooded test going?
Great. He's in the freezer right now.
SpongeBob, you moron!
Cold-blooded means your body
is the same temperature as the water around it.
Not that you're actually cold!
Squidward, why?
Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'm so sorry.
We had to give you your physical without you knowing
or the Krusty Krab would've been shut down
and I'd have to get a real job.
All right, final test, show your ability.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, you see why I don't like check ups?
[crying]
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
Yes, you've failed every test today,
but Squidward and I will whip you into shape
even if it takes the rest of the weekend.
[crying]
If it gets any hotter in here,
we're going to have to put fried calamari on the menu.
It's a good thing that new ceiling fan
Mr. Krabs installed is still working.
Were you talking to me, Squidward?
Mr. Krabs, f-f-f,
[gasping] Good word, boy.
Don't sneak up on me like that.
Uh. hand.
You're not wearing shoes, lad.
You're not going section eight on me, are you?
Well, I was wearing shoes. They...
It's so hot, they melted off.
Melted off?
- The fan stopped working. - Huh?
Mr. Krabs, you didn't forget
to pay the power bill again, did you?
Of course not.
Here, just fan yourself with some of this junk mail
I keep finding in me mailbox.
That reminds me, where are all me customers?
Probably out enjoying this beautiful day
where it was meant to be enjoyed.
Could you be a little more specific?
They're at the beach.
Boys, I forgot to tell ya.
Close up shop. We're going to the beach today.
Squidward!
Oh, Squidward!
Squidward!
Well, he's not here.
I'll bet that eager beaver's already down
at Jellyfish Fields.
Aha, they're finally gone.
What the? Locked? Oh, oh, no.
Oh, well, someone will realize I'm gone
and come looking for me.
I'll be out of here in no time.
Holy Krabby Patties! A frozen cephalopod!
[screaming]
I'll be outta here in no time.
[humming]
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [screaming]
[sighing]