- Yes.
- (mumbling) Yeah, Sean, I like alcohol.
There's a hundred million videos
of me drinking and I'm not saying out loud.
- No, Sean, I don't like non-alcoholic.
I don't think I've ever drank nonalcoholic.
My entire life.
Even this bottle of water has alcohol in.
- Is it alcohol?
- It's not alcohol.
- It's alcohol's baby brother.
- [Together] Non-alcohol.
- So we're gonna have alcohol flavored stuff
with no alcohol in it.
- Yeah. That burst your bubble didn't it?
Aw. Do you want tissue?
- It's gonna taste like corn and wheat and hops,
but no alcohol.
- It's like gonna see a movie and going like this.
- Right. I'm interested to kind of see
if it does taste the same.
- It's cold and I like when it's cold.
- Yeah, it is. It's actually very cold.
- What is this?
- I've seen their ad where they have
a lady drinking this and then putting it down
and going to yoga.
It's like have all the fun except the drunk part.
- Not more than 0.03% alcohol.
- I wanna know after this what the calorie difference is.
Is there many calories taken out
without the alcohol I wonder?
- This is a tiny man's can!
- It's very, I wasn't, I've never seen Heineken in a can.
In this size, I mean, Jesus, Donal.
- I'm just trying to down it as much as possible,
maybe there's a percentage of alcohol
if it hits my brain quick enough,
I'll get a buzz, you know.
- Tastes exactly like Heineken.
- It actually refreshing as well.
- I just don't understand why--
- Does it taste the same?
- Yeah, but.
- Do you drink Heineken as a normal man?
- I drink Heineken at the end of a gaff party
if there's nothing else in the fridge.
- I can't taste the difference.
- You need to stop.
You need to like slow down.
- This stuff is pretty good.
- It's a little bit more subtle.
- Yeah.
- Isn't it? It's all right. Like it's not too bad.
- If you were drinking this and you were pregnant,
do you know like the baby
was obviously gonna be a lightweight
so it could probably cling onto that 0.03%
and be like, yeah!
- I became a nonalcoholic alcoholic.
- You know what this tastes like.
It tastes like bowl of cornflakes
that they put water through and then drained it.
- Yeah, if someone handed this to me
I wouldn't be disappointed at all
because I know I'm thirsty and this is good.
- I'd drink it and I'd think there's alcohol in it.
You wouldn't notice - - You wouldn't know.
- If I was drinking this the whole night,
I probably would be like at the end of the night,
"Yeah, sexy! That's it!"
- Think I'm just so sad it's not alcoholic.
- It tastes different.
- It's not for me.
- It's not for you.
- It's a means to an end.
- There is a market for this in Ireland, though.
- Yeah.
- Would I do it at a party though? No.
- If you, say if you had work the next day?
- Because I'd rather, no, I'd rather just have
like a seven up or a water or something.
- Oh yes! Kopparberg! I actually love this drink.
This is a cider, right?
- Yay. Strawberry and lime juice.
- I sent my friend into the shop one day to get a few beers.
Come back outside.
Rack of these, didn't know till we got home.
- I'd be so pissed off.
- Oh, we were raging.
- Oh, it smells amazing. Holy moly.
- Oh, sweet ciders. I'm all for sweet ciders.
So I can tell you straight away
if this tastes very similar or doesn't.
- Oh, I actually think this is gonna be nice
because I'm a cider head.
- Chin, chin
- Chin, chin.
It tastes exactly like a cup Kopparberg.
- That's great.
- Gorgeous.
- Fucking lovely, that.
- That really nice.
- That's lovely.
- It's so yummy.
- Yeah, that is, that is good.
You wouldn't even know this was alcohol.
- Can you literally just give this to your kids? Like?
- That is like identical to a regular old Kopparberg.
Kopparberg was like the first drink I started drinking.
- I dunno how to explain it.
Do you know, like when you drink something
and you can just, you can just taste the alcohol.
- It doesn't have that after taste of alcohol.
- Yeah, of like alcohol!
- Need a lot of ice with Kopparberg though.
Cause they're kind of syrupy. Do you know what I mean?
- They need to be properly chilled.
- Yeah.
- I think it would be a bonding experience
for you to have a favorite alcohol.
And you could give your kid the non alcoholic version.
So he's bonded is that.
- Imagine giving your son this in his lunchbox, right?
He's just on his break.
- He just loves the flavor.
- Eight years old and he just whips this out
and he's like...
- God it's so good.
You could literally put a little stick in that,
put in the freezer and you got a little ice lolly.
- But this doesn't even taste
like it should be an alcoholic drink.
No, it's a nice fruity drink.
You can have a plastic bottle.
- It's fucking gorgeous though.
- It so nice.
- Beautiful
- It's really lovely.
- I think it's a zero percent as well. Oh!
- Zero point five!
- Oh, so that means actually went through
the brewing process.
- So far they're nailing their exact replicas.
- They're perfect fakes.
- It's so nice. Literally 10 outta 10.
But if it was real life
and there it was alcohol in these
it'd take two of them and I'd be drunk.
Lightweight! Cheap date! Feed me!
- They're so fancy for trying!
- Oh. Oh are we skipping 2021?
We're just going straight to 2022? Brilliant.
- Champagne, anyone?
- What are we celebrating today?
- We're celebrating our sobriety, mother!
- What is this?
- What are we looking at here?
- Alcohol free...
- Fruity enjoyment. Alcohol free sparkling wine?
- Oh, this is so for the, the pregnant wife.
- Oh my God I never thought of that!
- And she hasn't told the parents.
- But let's see, it smells exactly like it, doesn't it?
- It smells exactly like champagne.
- We made it to another day sober!
- Oh yes. What's this one day total now!
- Switch through.
- Hey, that taste way nicer than regular champagne.
- Tastes like apple juice mixed with seven up.
That's exactly what it tastes like.
- I actually like that.
That's actually nice.
It smells way worse than what it tastes like.
- Does taste like champagne.
Like you'd be a hundred percent convinced
that that's prosecco or champagne
or something like that.
- They should have hidden the--
maybe you could just say, oh no, it's glasses.
You know it's not 0.0%, you're just wearing glasses.
- I think it's real citrusy.
- Oh dear, we need to get some real alcohol.
- Oh, you get it. You get it.
- Oh, wasn't expecting that now off of it!
- It has that taste of champagne. There we go.
- And alcohol usually kicks that down a notch, I'd say.
- I actually really, really like it.
- Do we?
- Alcohol free sparkling. Sparkling what?
Sparkling what, what is it?
Sparkling drink based on dealcoholized wine.
- This would have a lot more of a placebo effect
than the others on me because the bubbles--
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's the least one for me.
- I think it really smells alcohol-y,
but it still has that whole like wine-y
champagne-y buzz going on.
- Ah, the French.
- To the French! God bless them.
- You and I are much alike.
- It's really good.
It tastes exactly like champagne.
I'd be confused.
- Don't brush your teeth and drink this.
This would be like orange.
It's like that weird taste to it.
- I would drink this at party.
If I wasn't drinking, I actually would.
- I'd just like to say a small toast,
everyone, that this is shit and yes, that's it.
- Thank you for that.
- Alcohol free vodka, which is basically
a hundred percent alcohol.
- It looks like water.
- Oh, what's that smell?
- It smells like cucumber. It's gin, is it?
- Alcohol free gin.
- Handcrafted with rare and exotic botanicals.
- What's that green long thing?
- Non-alcoholic
- Yeah.
- Ceder's crisp, juniper, cucumber, chamomile...
- Do you know, out of all the spirits
to do alcohol free, I can imagine it with gin
cause it's got such a distinct taste.
- Oh well what do you know?
Not only is it alcohol free, it's also sugar free.
- Now, we go for it.
- Yeah.
- Wait a minute. That's weird in a nice way. What?
- Totally underwhelming. Like there's no ah!
- Oh yeah. It just tastes like cucumber water.
- Weird, yeah, that's exactly it
- Like limey! It's like limey or lemony.
- It was kind of dry or something, even though it was wet.
- Yeah, it was like--
- What's that about?
- Where's the ahhh!
- This is so, cause you know, usually when you take gin
like I was actually scared to drink it,
but like it's its just, yeah, that's very--
- This with a fucking cucumber sandwich.
- Yeah.
- I'm okay with that.
- Just like fancy water.
- Fancy hotel water.
- Yeah. It smells of cucumber, but it doesn't taste like it.
- It's the most pointless thing to ever exist.
- Terrible. Terrible idea.
- You could drink that straight.
And I have a happy day.
- Oh, I like that. I would drink more of that.
Well that would nearly be a hangover cure,
who knew non iconic gin was the hangover cure.
- Gin and there's no tonic and it's shite.
- What are they thinking?
Nobody buys that, who buys that?
That's a scam.
- This is silly.
- I can see why--
- It's probably cheaper. How much is a bottle of this?
- What?
- You!
- Twenty-five euro for a bottle of flavored water.
- You must be something!
- It's like, if you bought gin on wish.com.
- I would buy this and put it on a mantle.
- I would give them props that I would buy that
even just cause I like the taste of it.
- Yeah.
- Doesn't even matter about being non alcoholic.
- But as far as gin goes, it tastes nothing like gin.
- I'm locked out me head. No, I'm not.
I'm perfectly sober. I wish I was though.
- Sparkling wine was fantastic.
- Yeah. They're all very tasty.
- Yeah, lovely.
- They're all tasty.
- Yeah. I'm pleasantly surprised.
- It's a young person's mind to laugh in your face
when we said that.
There comes to a time when you're like, ah
this is actually just for us.
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