[The role of Link will be played by Beavis]
hmm heh hmm hmm heh heh
[Wolf Whistle]
[Zelda gasps]
[Beavis] Yeah... hmm
[Beavis] How's it goin'? heh heh
Yeah nice boobs, honey!
Oh!
[Beavis] Yeah, yeah! heh heh heh
H-hey-HEY!!
[Beavis] Get outta here, damnit! I wanna see the chick!
I'm like... busy heh
Go away
Ah-NO! OW!!!
Ah!
Cut it out, BUTTHOLE!
heh heh nHYEH
[Battle Cry]
heh heh
hmm hmm heh
Get the hell outta here! hmm hmm
hmm hmm heh
Okay hmm hmm hmm heh
I'll just put this here... heh heh heh
[strained grunt]
hmm hmm heh
heh
Check it out: Behind the back!
[Moblin screams]
[Beavis] Yeah! Throw it out the window! heh heh heh hmm
hmm hmm heh yeah! hmm hmm heh
heh heh
hehhehheh heh
heh heh HEH heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Yeah, yeah heh heh that sounds pretty cool, heh heh yeah
[Introducing Butthead as The King]
Uhh...
[Beavis] HEH
'Scuse me, dick
[breathy giggle] huh huhhuh
[Beavis] hmm hmm heh
Hmmhemm hyeh heh
You might... die
[Beavis] Shut up, Butthead
I'm probbaly going to make out with her first, before we uh... heh...
y'know... hehmhehmheh HEH
...get down?... heh heh
You dumbass, it won't work that way
Don't you know anything about making love?
huh huh
This oughta do the trick!
uh huhhuh huh
Oh! Yeah, yeah... heh heh heh
[Butthead] Uhh, Beavis...
You're about to be injured.
AHH!
Heh hehheh heh
AHHHH!
heh
ARRGH!
He's fallen! And he can't get it up!
[Beavis] Oh yeah, heheh
For ME?
Oh, how sweet!
[Beavis] That's the kind of guy I am heh heh
One, quick kiss...
[Butthead] Uhh..
[Butthead] What the HELL are YOU doing here?
[Pig squealing in the distance]
[Zelda] DADDY!
[Ganon maniacally laughing]
Ganon's after Daddy!
I just thought of something!
hmmhehhmm
NYEH!
heh-YEAH! heh heh
[Beavis] Boyoingyoingoingoingoing~
[Beavis] Ahhhh~ heh heh heh
GET HIM, NOW!!
[Butthead] Go for it, dude! DO IT!
[Beavis] DIE!
AHH!
[Beavis] DON'T TOUCH ME, ASSWIPE!
Beavis...
...huh huh...
...I'm a little disappointed in you
heh Oh, yeah... sorry
[Unicorn Neigh]
[Butthead] huh huh Later, dude! uh huhhuh
[Beavis] heh heh hmmHEH
heh heh
Zap em in the BUTT! heh heh heh
[Butthead] Whoa! That's close!
AHHHH!
[Beavis continues screaming]
[Butthead] Whoa...!
You're DEFINITELY going to hell
[Beavis] heh heh heh Here I come! heh heh heh
heh heh heh
Link, Speak to me! LINK!
heh heh... hmm boobie boobie ...heh heh
OH!
You!...
You're FINE! Obviously...
[Beavis] Damnit!
I'm s'posed to get some!
NO!
You let my father get captured by Ganon!
I think I gotta go to the bathroom...
[Butthead] I gotta take a DUMP
Um, sorry about that, heh
Let's get NACHOS! Yeah, yeah!
heh Nachos! heh heh
We MUST rescue my father
So like... um heh...
What should we do?
Take him to the Pit Room
Uhh...
Maybe, you'd like to reconsider?
Uh huh huh
What they had BETTER do...
Is turn the Triforce over to ME in one hour!
Uhh...
Is that gonna be enough time? huh huh
WHERE'S the TRIFORCE!?
I don't have it, bitch.
They sold it to buy drugs
Uh huh huhuh huh huh
UHHHH...
...hm
[Ominous Buzzing Noise]
WELL, this isn't very good!
My life is like... flashing in front of my eyes...
huh huh
[Great Fairy Fountain Theme]
Not working is cool... huh huh huh
My life kicks ass!
[Loud Buzzing] uhh...
Oh yeah, huh huh
This SUCKS. huh huh
heh heh
[Beavis] Hey, what are you doin'?!
HEH heh Get this here...
[Beavis] Plop
Yeah! heh Damn, we're smooth heh heh heh
GIVE IT TO ME
I was JUST going to-
[Zelda screaming]
STALFOS!
heh heh heh Smell my finger heh heh heh
[Disgusted Groan]
Smells like YOUR BUTT! heh heh hmhm hmm
Is that all? Well, that should be easy enough
hmm hmm heh
heh hmm hmm HEH
C'mon
heh heh Butthole
heh Yeah! And I heard something break, too
Damn it! That sucks!
[Beavis] Ahhhhh!
[grunts]
[muffled] I'm gonna KICK your ass!
Quit jumping on my balls!
Did he just say "Quit jumping on my BALLS"?
[Beavis] Uhh... hmm hmm Yeah, okay
heh heh Kick some ass, yeah
hmm hmm Pl-op!
[Weary] huh huh... huh huh huh....
I sent my demands to the castle NEARLY AN HOUR AGO-
Uhh, could you like... not stand there and stuff?
huh huh
You better hope your daughter responds SOON, OR-
UHH
Probably like... another five minutes, or something?
Umm heh
I think I got an idea!
heh heh heh [Fuse Hissing]
[Beavis] Yeah! Yeah! A Bomb! A BOMB!
[Explosion] Cool! heh heh
[Puzzle Solved Jingle]
WHAT! What's THAT?
A bomb went off, dumbass. uh huh huh
YOU... have only a few moments LEFT
Uhh
Okay! huh huh huh huh
heh hehheh heh
But, where's Daddy?
[Butthead] Hey, how's it goin? huh huh
DADDY!
[Butthead] YEAH. This sucks.
[Butthead] What's taking you so damn long?
[Ominous Buzzing and Frightened Giggling]
[Zelda] Daddy!
Uhh
Let's get outta here
[Butthead] Where's Beavis?
[Beavis] What are these things?
heh
DIE! heh heh
Mmm bwow bwow~
DIE! heh heh
[humming to himself]
[Key Item Jingle]
Thanks! I needed that! hmm hmm hmm heh
hehe heh heh heh
[Beavis] Hey! Get outta the way!
Farewell... Link!
SHUT UP, ASSWIPE!
[Pig squealing in pain]
heh
Ahhhhhhh!
I'm like, gonna die!
huh huh
[Zelda] NO!
[Beavis] heh Ye-es!
[Beavis] Cool
[Ganon] BLAST IT ALLLLLL!!!
[Beavis] Loser!
Butthole. heh hmm hmm heh
[Beavis] Yeah, this chick rules!
heh My arm's getting tired!
hmm hmm heh heh
[Warp Tune]
[Butthead] Whoa!
[Beavis and Buthead both giggling]
[Butthead] Hey, that thing flies pretty good! Can we go home now?
[Butthead giggling]
[Beavis giggling]
[Beavis and Butthead both giggling]
[Beavis] Tornadoes are cool! [They both continue giggling]
[Butthead] You're pretty cool, hero!
[Beavis] heh heh I feel pretty good right about now hmm hmm heh yeah
[Zelda] I suppose you DO deserve some reward...
So for you... a kiss!
Oh yeah!
Uhh...
Hey, y'know... whatever you're into... huh huh
Oh! Wait-hey, hey! Cut it out!
I wanted HER to do it!
[Butthead]Settle down, Beavis
[Butthead and Zelda laughing]
rrrrrRRAAAAAGHAAAAHH!!!
[whining]
[Butthead] Are you gonna jump, again?
heh heheheh
hmm hmm heh heh
[Beavis] Hey's how's it goin' heh heh
You don't have to say anything heh hmm heh
Stormy, shut up!
Um heh
I asked you a question, but um heh...
but you know... hm
That's okay hmm hmm heh
Well, EXCUSE ME, your dickness
heh heh We should Party!
Are we gonna see some BARE ASS??
[All in the room] SHUT UP!
um heh
Okay! hmm hmm heh
[Door opening]
[Gasp] Holy Ba-JESUS!
Wait-WHAT?
Mi madre! I can't believe it!
That's freakin' AMAZING!
hmm hmm heh heh
You look dynamite, by the way
'Cuz I'm copying YOU
He's GOOD!
Who the hell is THAT?
It's freakin' impossible!
Unless... he's a DOPPELGANGER
What does that mean?
Enough of this TALK
Now, who's ready to beat some ass?
What if our WHOLE WORLD was like um...
a GIANT videogame?
Nope. [pop]
I've got a better idea...
Let's... kill him
Hold on! I'm onto something here!
Sweet dreams, Doppelganger!
[BONK]
heh That was cool!
[Beavis] heh heh
[All erupt with laughter]
Ya know, I wish everyday was this cool!
[Beavis and Butthead guitar riff]