- Singing a medley
from their new Jule Styne "Funny Girl" album,
Diana Ross and the Supremes.
(audience cheering)
- [Together] Hey, can we have your autograph?
- My autograph?
But I'm nobody.
But wait, I've got 36 expressions, sweet as pie
to tough as leather.
And that's six expressions more
than all them Barrymores put together.
- [Together] Only six?
- Instead of kicking me,
why don't they give me a lift?
I think it's a plot
'Cause their scared that I got
such a gift?
I'm miffed.
♪ Cause I'm ♪
♪ The greatest star ♪
♪ I am by far ♪
♪ But nobody knows it ♪
♪ Wait, they're gonna hear a voice ♪
♪ A silver flute ♪
♪ They'll cheer each toot ♪
♪ When I expose it ♪
♪ Can't you see to look at me ♪
♪ That I'm a natural Camille ♪
♪ As Camille I just feel ♪
♪ I've so much to offer ♪
♪ I know I'd be divine because ♪
♪ I'm a natural cougher ♪
(coughing)
♪ Some ain't got it, not a lump ♪
♪ She's a great big clump of talent ♪
♪ Laugh ♪
♪ They'll bend in half ♪
Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?
♪ A thousand laughs ♪
Stick around for the jokes, folks.
♪ A thousand faces ♪
♪ I reiterate ♪
♪ When you're gifted, then you're gifted ♪
♪ These are facts ♪
♪ I have no ax to grind ♪
♪ Hey, what are ya, blind?♪
♪ In all of the world so far ♪
♪ I'm the greatest star ♪
♪ Who is the pip with pizzazz ♪
♪ Who is all ginger and jazz ♪
♪ Who is as glamorous as ♪
♪ Who's an american beauty rose ♪
♪ With an american beauty nose ♪
♪ And ten american beauty toes ♪
♪ Eyes on the target and wham ♪
♪ One shot, one gun shot, and bam ♪
♪ Hey, world ♪
♪ Here I am ♪
♪ She is the greatest ♪
♪ The best is the greatest ♪
♪ She is the greatest ♪
♪ The best is the greatest ♪
♪ Funny ♪
♪ Life is far from sunny ♪
♪ When the laugh is over ♪
♪ And the joke's on you, wow ♪
♪ A girl oughta have a sense of humor ♪
♪ That's one thing she really needs for sure ♪
♪ When you're a funny girl ♪
♪ The fella said, a funny girl ♪
♪ Funny how it ain't so funny, wow ♪
♪ Funny girl ♪
♪ Don't tell me not to fly ♪
♪ I've simply got to ♪
♪ If someone takes a spill ♪
♪ It's me and not you ♪
♪ Don't bring around a cloud ♪
♪ To rain on my parade ♪
♪ Don't tell me not to live ♪
♪ Just sit and putter ♪
♪ Life's candy and the sun's ♪
♪ A bowl of butter ♪
♪ Who told you you're allowed ♪
♪ To rain on my parade ♪
♪ I'll march my band out ♪
♪ I'll beat my drum ♪
♪ And if I'm fanned out ♪
♪ Your turn at bat, sir ♪
♪ At least I didn't fake it ♪
♪ Hat, sir ♪
♪ I guess I didn't make it ♪
♪ But whether I'm the rose ♪
♪ Of sheer perfection ♪
♪ A cinder on the nose ♪
♪ Of life's complexion ♪
♪ A cinder or the shiny apple of its eye ♪
♪ I gotta fly once ♪
♪ I gotta try once ♪
♪ Only can die once, right, sir ♪
♪ Ooh, life is juicy ♪
♪ Juicy, and you see ♪
♪ I gotta have my bite, sir ♪
♪ Get ready for me, love ♪
♪ Cause I'm a comer ♪
♪ I simply gotta march ♪
♪ My heart's a drummer ♪
♪ Nobody, no, nobody ♪
♪ Is gonna rain on my parade ♪
♪ They're the luckiest people ♪
♪ In the world ♪
♪ With one person ♪
♪ One very special person ♪
♪ A feeling deep in your soul ♪
♪ Says you were half now you're whole ♪
♪ No more hunger and thirst ♪
♪ But first be a person who needs people ♪
♪ People who need people ♪
♪ Are the luckiest people ♪
♪ In the world ♪
(audience applauding)