>> STEPHEN: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A
COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND WRITER YOU KNOW FROM "WAYNE'S WORLD,"
"SHREK," AND "AUSTIN POWERS."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," MIKE MYERS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> WHOO!
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
>> MY PLEASURE.
WOW.
>> Stephen: I GOTTA SAY, I LIKE -- NICE HOCKEY SHIRT.
>> THANK YOU.
THIS IS JUST -- JUST WANTED TO SEND SOME LOVE TO THE PEOPLE OF
BUFFALO.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S UP BY THE
BORDER.
DO YOU SPEND MUCH TIME -- >> OF COURSE, OUR NEIGHBORS TO
THE SOUTH.
I'M FROM TORONTO, CANADA.
( CHEERING ) AND TODAY I WAS JUST THINKING
HOW MUCH WE LOVE BUFFALO AND WANTED TO SEND OUR LOVE TO YOU.
THAT'S ALL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: GROWING UP IN
TORONTO -- I KNOW YOU'RE FROM TRONTDO BECAUSE YOU DON'T SAY
TORON-TO.
>> THE T IS SILENT.
>> Stephen: GROWING UP IN TORONTO, WHAT WOULD YOU GO TO
BUFFALO TO DO?
>> BUY BEER.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAPER?
OR LEGAL.
>> ITSELF EASIER TO GET.
IN CANADA WE HAD THE LIQUOR CONTROL BOARD OF OF -- OF ONTAR.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
YOU LITERALLY HAD TO FILL OUT A FORM.
>> Stephen: EVERY TIME YOU BROUGHT BEER?
>> YOU HAD TO FILL OUT A REQUISITION CHIT, AND THE GUY
WOULD LOOK AT YOU, TALK IN THE THING AND YOU WOULD WAIT AND WAY
IN THE BACK A GUY WOULD HAVE THIS THING WITH ROLLERS COME
OUT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN FORT KNOX.
IN BUFFALO, IT WOULD BE JUST GIVE ME SOME BEER, AND THERE YOU
GO.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU TOLD ME THIS
INCREDIBLE STORY THAT THE LAST LETTER GEORGE HARRISON EVER SENT
BEFORE HE DIED HE SENT TO YOU.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE THE LAST LETTER.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: I ONLY BRING THAT UP TO POINT OUT WHAT A HUGE FAN,
WHAT A CONNECTION YOU HAVE WITH THE BEATLES.
DID YOU SEE "GET BACK."
>> DID I SEE IT?
>> Stephen: DID YOU WATCH ALL EIGHT HOURS?
>> I INHALED IT.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE TO WATCH?
TO ME, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE THING THAT THESE GIANTS, YOU GET TO
SEE THE MOMENT OF THEIR CREATION.
>> IT WAS LIKE SEEING THE GOD PARTICLE, TO BE HONEST.
WHEN IT TURNS TO GET BACK, I LITERALLY HAVE SHIVERS.
>> Stephen: WHEN GEORGE IS WORKING IT OUT, THE SONG.
>> MY PARENTS ARE FROM LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND, AND THE
BEATLES REPRESENT THE BEST OF OUR GENE POOL.
JUST THAT KIND OF SHOW BUSINESS, THAT KIND OF JUST BRILLIANCE OF
BEING AN ENTERTAINER THAT JUST THAT ONCE THE EVERYBODY CAN LOVE
THE BEATLES.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY'RE UNDERRATED, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN?
>> Stephen: OH, ABSOLUTELY.
AGAIN, IF DREAMS ARE PRIVATE MOVIES AND MOVIES ARE PUBLIC
DREAMS, YOU KNOW, THAT DREAM THAT JACKSON MADE, YOU KNOW, I
JUST DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE IT.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, AS A WRITER AND CREATOR YOURSELF, DO
YOU SEE ANY CROSSOVER BETWEEN -- I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT THE BEATLES.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOOD BUT YOU'RE NOT THE BEATLES.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU SEE CROSSOVER BETWEEN THAT AND YOUR
CREATIVE PROCESS, MUSIC AND COMEDY.
>> WHEN I CAME OUT, I WAS, LIKE, I WANT TO PLAY IN THAT BAND AND
THAT'S ALL DANA CARVEY AND I DO, WE JUST JAM.
WE SAY HOW'S YOUR KIDS AND EVERYTHING AND THEN I GOT
SOMETHING, RIGHT.
SO IT -- IT JUST MAKES BEING A CREATIVE PERSON SEEM LIKE A
NOBLE ENDEAVOR, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> Stephen: >> Stephen: WATCHES THE MOVIE?
WATCHING THE BEATLES.
I DARE NOT TOUCH THE HEM OF THEIR GARMENT AND SAY WHAT I DO
IS LIKE THE BEATLES, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE ALL NEED SOME
ENTERTAINMENT IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: WELL, AS A CREATOR, YOU'VE CREATED,
WRITTEN, AND START A NEW SERIES "THE PENTAVERATE."
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
"THE PENTAVERATE" IS WHAT IF FIVE PEOPLE RAN THE WORLD.
>> Stephen: SECRET SOCIETY.
ECRET SOCIETY AND WHAT IF THEY WERE NICE AND I PLAYED ALL
FIVE PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: SO IT'S NOTHING NEFARIOUS?
>> IT'S THIS IDEA OF THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN -- BLESS YOU, BY THE
WAY -- THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN THESE FIVE PEOPLE THAT AS BAD AS THE
WORLD IS, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE IF THESE FIVE PEOPLE --
SINCE THE BLACK PLAGUE DIDN'T EXIST.
SO I BELIEVE IN EXPERTISE AND GROWING UP IN CANADA I BELIEVE
IN THE GOVERNMENT.
AND THERE'S ALSO HEALTHCARE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I LOVE THE IDEA OF
SECRETED SOCIETIES.
>> I'M OBSESSED.
>> Stephen: I'M A LITTLE UPSET NO ONE'S EVER ASKED ME TO JOIN A
SECRET SOCIETY.
I HAVE INFLUENCE, ASK ME TO USE IT NEFARIOUSLY.
RIGHT NOW I'M JUST DOING IT FOR CASH AND FUN.
>> EXACTLY.
MY MOM WAS IN THE ROYAL AIR FORCE AND HAD A TOP SECURITY
CLEARANCE.
>> Stephen: DAMN.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID SHE DO?
YOU KNOW THE LADIES WITH THE MAP OF BRITAIN AND THE STICKS,
JEERIES OVER NORFOLK, SCRAMBLE BIG HILL, AND IT'S A PEA SOUPER
TONIGHT, YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: FANTASTIC.
AND MY MOM WAS ONE OF THOSE LADIES.
I WAS WATCHING A TV SHOW IN 1985 AND IT SAID NOW IT CAN BE TOLD
THAT ALL OF THE SECRET MESSAGES ARE LIFTED.
SHE SAID, I SAW IT ON TV.
I SAID YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
THE WAR SECRETS ACT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAD TO SEEN A PIECE OF PAPER AND GOT A
SIX-PACK OF WEIR.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS, YES.
>> Stephen: A BREAK AND BACK WITH MIKE MYERS, EVERYBODY!