Get off me!
No! No! Hold on!
I, I was just--
[screaming]
It's not exactly fresh and new.
Neither are you.
OK, you need to learn some manners.
- That's it. - Piper, don't!
We'll take 50!
I'm not buying a playhouse from a rude little girl who tells me that--
[screaming]
Wait, no! Come back!
I have had 50 smoothies in the last four days because this guy.
Now get out of here and let me enjoy my Creston!
Get out!
Get your hands off me! I am not leaving!
Creston!
Uh, is your name Taylor Swift?
No.
Then don't tell me to calm down!
Who are you supposed to be?
I was supposed to be Taylor Swift.
Well, you don't look very much like Taylor Swift.
Yeah, because your husband ordered me the wrong costume.
My name is Dad.
I'm not talking to you tonight.
Sorry, I thought you were those gunchy new kids.
I mean, I am very young looking, so the compliment makes sense.
Stop slapping me, I'm listening.
Who's with me?
We're with you. We're with you.
Did they just use a bucket?
Hey, listen.
I let those slaps go last time, but next time--
Ah!
I'll see you out there.
Hm, not bad.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Good heavens!
My termite bench just gave me quite a shock!
Bet it hurt, right?
Indeed it did.
But you know, Percy,
that brief pain made me grateful for all the times I'm not in pain.
The problem, Doug...
is that I gave you the password to my HoboGo account.
You did, and I really--
And in exchange, you were supposed to give me
the password to your Redflix account.
- I know, I'm sorry-- - But you didn't do that!
Did you, Doug?
I know how to get rid of these kids.
We get a chainsaw and a ceiling fan--
- Chapa, No! - No!
What's your deal?
Why are you so scary?
So we just make life as miserable as possible for these new kids,
and they agree to leave on their own.
- Good plan, Chapa. - And shockingly, not violent.
You didn't let me finish.
We find out who they love the most
and then in the middle of the night--
- Oh, come on! - Chapa, please!
You were doing so good. Come on!
- We just need four tickets. - Please!
You just need four tickets?
- Yeah, yeah! - No!
Hot chocolate just tastes better after you catch a bad guy.
Everything does.
- I need to know... - Just let him.
Can I get a little hot chocolate?
Did you catch a bad guy?
I saved ShoutOut.
So you caught a good guy.
OK, that's not fair.
Tastes pretty fair to me.
That's it! Hey, skunk bag!
Girls, be careful with those weapons!
Spicy milk!
That's not my name!
No! Use the spicy milk!
[screaming]
Hey! No fair!
Those were my best goo--
[crying]
Mommy!
[crying] Spicy milk!
[cheering]
Get your hands off Kid Danger!
[screaming]
Oh, yeah!
All right, lady.
Baguette-wrecked!
Ah!
Baguette-wrecked?
Yeah.
OK, Chapa.
I eat one stupid cookie,
and you have a wazz attack?!
I, I was just trying--
Ow!
OK.
All right.
Volt was later seen walking home in shame
just like a Rivalton cheerleader.
Our sources indicate that Volt was shaken,
but she is now in stable condition.
I hate that picture! Get it off the screen!
We're having some trouble getting this image off the screen,
so we're just going to have to leave it up for a while.
No!
In totally unrelated news,
prank supply stores in both cities are selling out
as people continue to line up around the block--
I can't stand Rivalton!