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- (laughs) That's awesome.
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I get a lot of recommendations
to check out various Cartoon Network TV shows.
So instead of reviewing just one,
I thought I'd review a bunch of your requested favorites.
That's why today we're throwing it back
and reviewing some of the crazy medical
and doctor type situations
from classic Cartoon Network shows,
such as Courage The Cowardly Dog,
Dexter's Laboratory, and more.
But before we get into it,
if you're new to my channel, welcome.
My name is Dr. Jordan Wagner, and I'm an ER doctor.
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Alright, let's dive right in.
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- Hm, hey what's this?
- (laughs) That's awesome.
I love that he messed with the blood pressure cuff,
which everybody calls it a BP cuff,
but it's actually called a sphygmomanometer.
(device popping)
(laughs)
- You must be the foxy nurse.
(clipboard breaks)
(Laughs)
- I'm the doctor, fat head.
- Female colleagues that are doctors,
they get it all the time.
Hey, you must be a nurse, you must be the tech.
They actually literally have to wear
their white lab coat everywhere they go.
- A guttural obfuscation brought on
by gastrointestinal stress.
- No, I mean the hiccups.
Where'd you get your degree?
(hiccups once)
(laughs)
- Hiccups is more related to muscular spasming
of your diaphragm.
Your diaphragm is then innervated by your phrenic nerve,
which can be getting missed signals.
- Let's take a look at your x-rays.
- The gerbil controls the left side of my body
and a monkey handles my people's skill.
(laughs)
- Hmm, right.
- Getting an x-ray of your head doesn't actually show
your brain tissue.
An x-ray just shows your bones, right?
So that's really literal.
- Frankly, Johnny hiccups usually go away on their own,
but if it's serious,
come back this afternoon for a more thorough examination.
- Oh, that's a serious case, alright. Very serious.
So I'll see you later for our date,
(stutters) appointment?
(clears throat)
- I mean, in my own personal career,
my most common person that ends up hitting on me
is the 90 and above age range.
- Whoa, son, where's the fire?
(coughing)
- Oh, gross, man.
Do you know how many times people have coughed
or breathed in my face?
Probably why I'm so immune to so many things
because people have just shared all their germs with me.
- Computer, complete biological
and molecular spectrum examination of entire laboratory.
- [Computer] Searching.
Entire laboratory has germ infestation.
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- Computer, engage antibacterial environmental bubble.
(machine whirring)
- [Computer] System engaged.
(machine whirring)
- I love his guy.
(laughs)
It's like the old school show with a movie
with John Travolta boy in the bubble.
- [Computer] Warning, warning.
Incoming germ manifestation approaching fast.
- Oh no.
(laughs)
(girl sneezing)
- Really good depiction of the germs applied everywhere.
- Computer, fire fungus fighters!
(laughs)
- [Computer] Activated.
(metal clanking)
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(spraying)
- Computer, fire second wave!
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- Oh no.
(explosion)
- This gets cool.
He's got a whole like lab and disinfection bubble,
protective layer. Even in the hospital.
We're pretty keen on still wiping down
all different surfaces.
- What? What's this?
Mr. X-ray?
(crickets chirping)
- I know...
(spring twanging)
We'll need the paper gown with no back.
(laughs)
- You know how many times I've had a patient put it
on backwards, I feel bad.
And I do have to tell them to like spin it around.
- Oh my! His son is in grave danger.
- [Woman] You mean he's not in cow?
- These are a cows four stomachs.
Your son could be digested by a bunch of enzymes.
- There's a misnomer that cows actually only
have one stomach,
but they have four sections of the stomach,
related to different processes that have to occur.
- But using the state of the art miniature medical camera...
(laughs)
- Well, we use commonly, it's called the capsule endoscopy.
Where you can actually swallow
this like pretty small capsule that is actually a camera.
Can't get 360 degree view,
but it's actually getting a pretty darn good view.
(TV static)
(screams)
- It's headed for the fourth stomach!
And in times of questionable morals.
- Oh my God.
(laughs)
- He's going in!
Typically, you need to be sedated before you do any
of these kinds of procedures, so things can be relaxed.
- Chicken!
Don't go in those guys!
- They're girls.
- Come with me if you want to live.
Quick! Grab my hand!
(groans)
- We ain't gonna make it, from the bottoms.
(groans)
(screams)
- Chicken! I've can't make it!
I've cracked my gluteus maximus.
(laughs)
- He cracked his gluteus maximus.
So the gluteus Maximus is the big muscle of your butt.
So there's multiple muscles of the butt,
but you can't really crack. You can pull them,
you can rupture, but you can't really crack them.
Oh, that's actually really cool.
I actually thought it was really interesting that the
esophagus actually and the cow was made to almost appear
like a normal esophagus with a different folds in it,
which is pretty impressive.
And then obviously you can see like the tongue and the mouth
as the chicken is climbing up.
- Someone's coming!
(door creeks)
- Huh? Ew.
- Hello, Mister Postman.
- He looks a little sick and itchy.
(boy scratching and whining)
- Hey, look at his face!
- Can I touch it?
- Oh no, don't touch it.
It's like chickenpox or something.
- He's got chickenpox.
- Oh, there you go.
Chicken pox is caused by a virus.
Many, many years ago, people would get it.
And then if one kid got it, then you do chicken pox parties.
That way all the kids would get it and run its course
because of these pockmarks that are at different stages.
There's a vaccine now.
A lot of people don't actually get the chicken pox.
- Behind you.
(screams)
(laughs)
- It's like a little zombie in Pac-Man.
- Back chicken boy, back, back.
(laughs)
- Hey, look.
- [Edd] Oh dear, a quarantine.
- I seen this before.
- But where?
- There.
- Oh no.
Hearing these words, quarantine an epidemic now,
again viruses typically do not have any treatment that,
it's more vaccines to prevent the body from getting it,
to give yourself armor, to defend against the virus
if your body sees it.
Medications for viruses typically potentially keep it at bay
or try to reduce the course of it.
- Okay. You need a disc transplant.
Yes. A disc transplant.
- First off the x-ray is just way off.
The discs are the cushions between the vertebrae
that sometimes people can like herniate
and can push on the spinal cord.
Nowadays they can do transplants. It's pretty impressive.
And this way you don't have to have like fusions
of the vertebrae.
This way you still have normal movement at those joints.
- Sounds expensive.
- Very serious. It's harder to find bone
that's just the right size and shape.
- Yeah, this guy's talking about the bones,
but he actually has this like big disc thing
on his forehead.
They actually use another lens
to kind of bounce off the light.
It's actually called a simple as that,
It's a, it's called a head mirror.
- But you have to.
Otherwise there are terrible, terrible complications.
(barks)
- That'll do. This is a very delicate procedure.
Very delicate.
Only the most advanced methods can be employed.
It requires great guard, keen awareness
and a practiced, steady hand.
- Spinal surgery is pretty intense, very delicate.
You need orthopedic surgeons that are trained.
You need neurosurgeons that are trained
to be able to do these types of procedures.
(laughs)
(hammer hitting)
(screaming)
- What?
(hammer falling)
(paper tearing)
- What is this show?
I love that it's in the operator room, talking to the crowd,
not wearing any masks, gloves, anything like that,
but you got the people in the other room are wearing masks.
And then it's just using this barbaric treatment
with a massive hammer.
Obviously, we don't do that or use that.
Spinal surgery is pretty intense, very delicate.
You need orthopedic surgeons that are trained,
you need neurosurgeons that are trained
to be able to do these types of procedures.
It's pretty funny.
Obviously it's so far fetched. Medically entertaining.
Let me know what you think in the comments.
And if there's any cartoons from the Cartoon Network
that you want me to check out or any specific scenes.
Do you have a favorite show that features medical situations
that you want me to react to?
Let me know which show or episodes in the comments below.
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Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy, my friends.
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