Oh, hey. What's up, dude? How are you?
We were just, uh, you know, working.
- Yeah, loving life, bro. - How are ya?
I don't recognize you guys.
Let me see your badges.
That's me right there.
- Joey Gladstone. - I'm Danny Tanner.
[whistling]
[snoring]
[whistling]
This was a better idea. [laughing]
[snoring]
[whistling]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I-I totally forgot to tell you that you had jury duty today.
Oh.
Don't worry, I took care of it.
Juror number nine, please state your name.
[sighing] I am Ray Manchester.
Good enough for me, you're on this jury.
[mumbling]
No.
[knocking]
[groaning] Get away from the door!
[screaming]
Okay, guys... turn on your tooth cameras.
[beeping]
Ooh, we're getting signals from all three tooth cameras.
[chattering]
- Sir. - What is it, boy?!
I'm busy.
Busy?
I don't think you'll feel too busy
to see some old friends of yours?
No, no, no, no, no.
[music playing]
Ah.
I love this.
You are Weird Beard
because your beard is weird.
[groaning]
W-W-What did I say?
- I mean I love it. - Good.
Why is mine so scary?
Because you're Avalin, the Mangler.
I know but does it have to be this scary?
What if I was something like the pretty bad pony?
Or just the pretty pony?
You're the Mangler.
This is your mangling stick.
Is this dry blood?
Yes, it'll dry eventually.
You are El Stabador.
[speaking in a foreign language]
And you are a urban Santa Claus
who takes toys from kids, then punches them.
I can do that.
Do I get a bloody stick?
Yes!
Okay. Time to head to the beaten dungeon.
[squawking]
Uh, I forgot about Ray.
Ray no longer exists.
He's been rehatched as... Hogfist.
[squawking]
All good sidekicks wear costumes.
Sorry, but... this is bad.
I have more options.
[music playing]
Too tight.
Uh, way too tight.
[music playing]
Hello, children.
Everyone, please take your seats.
Seems your regular teacher's caught the porkside chicken.
Nasty red bumpies all over.
But not to worry,
I'm your substitute... Mr. Gilding.
Well, I know you didn't need me
to take down a petty criminal like Jeff.
Oh, yeah, I was just about to bust out of those ropes,
and rain down some pain on that dude.
Okay, Kid Danger... go to it.
Huh?
Now!
I know it's you guys.
What guys?
We are German filmmakers.
Yeah, we German.
We like to eat Wienerschnitzel.
We also like to say, "Wienerschnitzel".
- Wienerschnitzel. - Yeah, Wienerschnitzel.
Hey.
You find anything?
Yeah, I found a great pic--
[laughing]
- What's funny? - Alright.
Seriously, you're gonna make fun of us?
Knock it off. Come on. Enough.
'Kay.
We look just like typical rotten teenagers.
Yeah, we're bad news teens.
Yeah, we don't care about no rules.
Get out of my room, Mom!
I hate you! [grunting]
Yes, we bored. [grunting]
Okay, Bianca's on her way.
[music playing]
Hello! Hello! Hello!
We're looking for Santa Claus!
[chattering]
We mean the real Santa Claus.
[chattering]
I'm the real Santa.
Figure out which one of you is Burbles
and which one is Smoots.
- Uh, I'm Burbles. - Burbles.
- Uh, I'm Smoots. - Smoots.
I... okay... we went over this but I'm Burbles.
[arguing]
[laughing]
You two really are clowns. [laughing]
Thanks a lot.
[screaming]
Quick! They're after me! I need a place to hide!
[screaming] It's that bad guy!
Uh, yeah man, this must be the place.
Oh, yeah, this sure must be the place.
Alright.
How did my life become this?
Ray.
Okay. Hey, Shar.
No sign of Dark Maniac, yet.
Copy that.
Okay, I'm finished.
Ooh, it's finished?
Did you say you're already finished?
Yeah. Yeah. You want to try it out?
Heck, yeah, I do. You have no idea
how many years I've wanted to be able to dim my lights.
Okay, yeah, great.
[music playing]
He is wonderful.
Isn't he?
Yeah. Where'd you find him?
Oh, I'll never tell.
This is so much fun!
Life sized board games are awesome!
- Meow. - Woof.
Thimble.
Did I ever tell you guys
about the last time I ever saw my father?
We spent all day arguing with each other
about which of the family pets had died first the week before.
He said it was Limpy, but I knew it was...
Sir Coughs A Lot.
He'd been sick for quite awhile and, well, you know the rest.
Hey, intruder!
[grunting]
Jasper, no!
It's me! Charlotte.
And me, Schwoz.
I-I thought you guys were intruders
who broke into the Man Cave.
No.
I-I really don't get
why we have to wear these disguises.
Dude... if Frankeni or any other evil criminal
found out that you work for Captain Man,
he could sneak into your house at night and say,
"You better tell me where Captain Man is
or I'll throw your mama in a trash dumpster."
I am, how you say, a plumber from Italy.
Wait, you're a plumber?
Yes, I am a plumber. See my tools.
Yeah, uh, you're not gonna believe this,
but we need a plumber.
Right now.
Oh, well, I suppose I could take a look see.
Now, this is your microphone right here by your nupple.
Alright... let's go bust a faker.
Oh, my gosh. When you open it, can you see the sky?
You can?
Hey! Give me your phone!
Wha?
- No! - Yah!
Oh, my gosh!
Help! That jerk just stole my phone!
Hey, whoa, man! Just give her back her phone!
What the bunt do you think you're doing?!
Oh, my God.
[screaming]
Why ya at my party?
I merely want some of that delicious ice cream cake.
So I told your family, I'm a new neighbor
who just moved here from Germany.
- Here you go, Han. - [speaking in a foreign langua]
He's definitely German.
'Kay.
Oh, thank God. [chuckles]
Some people dressed like bunnies.
This should be fun.
Hello. We're... [sighing]
Task Bunnies.
Got a task? We're hoppy to help.
Ah, yes, I'm Henry, Henry Hart.
And this is my girlfriend, Bianca... Smathers.
It's our loco-versary.
Ray?!
Uh, uh, n-no, I-I'm Henry Hart, teenager.
Sir, I'm Henry Hart.
Wait. Isn't he your boss from Junk N' Stuff?
- Yes. - No, I'm not.
I'm in ninth grade, dude.
Can I help you?
Hey, ya got a towel?
I'm all sweaty from my job... saving animals and...
working with my calloused hands.
Um, I think I have a towel.
We're actually looking for a cat.
It looks like this.
It's got rabies and it's poisonous.
- Haven't seen it. - You're holding it.
- You're fired. - W-What?
My husband is the Vice Mayor. He's out of town.
Oh... is he?
But I'm calling him right now and he'll have you fired
if he finds out you're trying to take my cat away from me.
Well, we're gonna need that cat, lady.
What?
Vicey dear, there's two city workers here,
and they're trying to take away my cat.
- I need you to fire them. -
- Yes. -
[laughing]
Uh, sir, how long you gonna be o-out of town for exactly?
[door closing]