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this is supposed to be a family show
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all right let's go over what we know the
sky is blue no yeah i know it is and
grass is green and beets make me gasp
orange i meant about the case let's go
over what we know about the crime scene
oh
yeah that makes more sense
fact number one chocolate chip cookie is
missing and there are crumbs all over
the hearth who would have done such a
thing it's crumb believable
fact number two milk disappeared last
night too and this morning his empty
glass was found in the fireplace i agree
it looks dairy suspicious
would you take this seriously i am
taking this seriously dairy seriously
finally fact number three
these footprints led away from the
scene of the crime sunny footprints well
that's a tuppy what should our next step
be orange
foot pine
yep one at a time step forward and say
the line suspect number one
no that doesn't sound like him ah not
even a little
number two
seems like it could be him the voice is
just as you described and he has feet to
leave boot prints with ah i'm not so
sure he seems so jolly and his belly is
like a bowl full of jelly uh let's move
on
fine
number three say the line
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what are you doing in there i suspect i
don't really know
look okay i'm not trying to point
fingers here but we don't even know if
any of these people are the murderer
okay but i do know this
it's time for my great well orange looks
like we're back to square one we may
never figure out who devoured milk in a
chocolate chip cookie the night of
christmas eve
i may know something i might have been
hanging around that night well tell us
what you know
not so fast well i'm gonna go out on a
limb and guess this info's a little more
valuable to you than it is to me are you
trying to bribe us orange teach this guy
a lesson sure thing pear listen pal
lesson number one just buy off the
wedding registry if there is one
everyone's gonna be much happier that
way no i didn't mean a life lesson i
meant a lesson about trying to bribe us
did someone say bride ladies do everyone
a favor and just don't wear white unless
you're the one saying i do am i right
orange
oh dude we're not gonna pay you well
that's okay i actually learned some
really useful facts about wedding
etiquette thank you for that you're
welcome wait so you are going to tell us
what you know yep the guy who did it is
right there
help me help me
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he's at it again get him
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gotcha
and now to see who's behind this beard
rapper lemon
wait that doesn't make any sense he was
in the witness room with us unless
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milking chocolate chip cookie but you
two were supposed to be dead well he
would have gotten away with it too if it
hadn't been for you medal of detectives
um
that's what detectives do
we meddle i know i made it as a
compliment oh
well in that case thank you we were
gonna run away together fake our deaths
pin it on santa and disappear to the
caribbean together
looks like your plan's really soured a
milk
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well another mystery solved cup of
pear it's christmas yeah it's christmas
yeah it's christmas yeah it's christmas
that's right
merry christmas everyone this is a day
to put all those bad feelings aside and
replace them with christmas cheer here
everyone have a little cheer on me
hooray
thanks santa i i guess i lost sight of
what's truly important there for a
minute happens to the best of us now
what do you say we all sing christmas
carols together and get stupid yeah
wonderful we'll start in just a moment
but first i'm famished
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a little more
you have any idea how hard this is
without hands
great food i just wanted to thank you
again for building my family a homeless
christmas anything for a chimney or i
mean a neighbor anything for a neighbor
speaking of the chimney doesn't it seem
a little
skinny to you yeah i'll stand up and
clog it up and down tonight oh don't you
worry you'll get those presents i
promise okay folks let me show you where
your new driveway is gonna go but
driveways they're so exciting yes they
are yeah yeah we're all finished boss we
made the chimney extra small just like
you designed in the blueprints and just
in time everyone and to phase two of
operation steel santa manclaw's presence
um maybe we could have picked a less
obvious name for the operation shut up
you everybody go go go hit the lights
there he is
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attention everyone krispy kreme kringle
is on the shingles
looks kind of small to me come on santa
bear claw we got like three billion more
houses to make it to tonight we're on a
schedule here well here goes nothing
what the he's stuck he's stuck phase
three go go go
i'm scared rudolph let's get the heck
out of here
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hey
i got it i got the bag of presents bring
that back open it up oh just what i
always wanted a book on how to steal
stuff from santa bear club oh my gosh
it's a playstation 5.
what that's so new there aren't even
games for it yet awesome
sweet new roller skates oh no oh no way
are there a barrel legs in there all
right a pony just what i've always
secretly wanted really dude a pony yeah
she got a problem with that take care of
this creep pony
please those presents are for the good
deserving children all over the world
well you gave me cold one too many times
santa bear claw this is the christmas i
get payback
hey what's going on
we got santa bear claws toy bag oh dig
in there's so much good stuff in here
guys you can't steal santa bear claws
bag yeah that's chris missing the whole
point
thank you pal thank you orange at least
two foods in the kitchen aren't on the
naughty list this year
but but but nothing put it back guys
this is wrong
i guess he's right
i got caught up in the mob mentality and
did some terrible things all regret
forever
no i'm not putting it back i'm taking
this and i'm gonna play with every toy
on the planet
by yourself if i have to yeah i'm gonna
be neck deep in playstation 5's and
ponies and books about how to steal
stuff roller skates yeah and roller
skates no roller skates huh
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now that's some sweet sweet sugar glazed
karma right there
someone help me this chimney is like way
too small and it's benching my brain
thanks again parent orange merry
christmas everyone
oh
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what do you say we make one last pass by
the chimney yes sir oh
hey that's my butt
ow
hey
looks like it's cool again this
christmas in my lungs
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happy holidays for lovers orange and
bear here with an artsy fartsy holiday
episode of how to that's right today
we'll be showing you how to draw santa
now then step one is hold up bear i
already took care of it bring in the
live bottle orange we're doing a cartoon
of santa we don't need a live model
and we definitely don't need one who's
naked what he didn't want a santa as a
nude model no and where did you get nude
from well i asked for santa claus not
santa claus
get him out of here why is he still
naked all right all right sorry santa
you gotta go i know i know he just
barely got here
anyway for step one of our cartoon santa
we'll draw the head start with an oval
for the head an oval for the nose then a
mustache and beard don't forget his hat
too you following along okay orange i
don't know mine's turning out way
different from yours a dude where to
begin with this i know it's bad no it's
not bad it's just not really santa and
also super naked it's not my fault i
can't get the image of naked santa out
of my brain well the next step we're
gonna add clothes so you're in luck step
two we'll focus on santa's upper body
and arms don't forget to add a belt and
trim to his coat hey can we please get
to the pants i'm dying over here i'm
sorry dude step three is santa's bag
please tell me it covers his crotch nope
but step four is his lower body so rest
easy we'll start with his pants and then
his boots all better orange um not
really why not isn't your santa wearing
pants now oh he's supposed to be wearing
the pants yes why wouldn't santa be
wearing pants probably because he's
using me as his model what the santa get
out of here i left my pants it's really
cold out there i had to come back for
him ah santa i knew you'd come back
would you get out of here okay fine i'll
go go go
okay last step santa's face now it's
just a matter of adding eyes eyebrows
and a smile did someone call for santa
wearing nothing but a
supposed to be a smile
show
what up what up fruit lovers hey y'all
and pear here with a how to holiday
special today we'll be discussing how to
get on santa's nice list orange you
should especially listen up
why you think i'm on santa's naughty
list or something um dude based on the
amount of things you've blown up this
year i'm pretty confident oh now tell me
how bear i'll do anything i gotta get on
that night's last that's really nice to
hear orange step one stop blowing things
up
i can't blow anything up come on be
reasonable i'm serious tnt causes damage
and destruction neither of those things
are very nice so let's do it orange hand
over your tnt
is that all of it
good now then oh wait wait there's more
back up the track what the hey hey why
watch it
wow wow dude okay then moving on step
two write santa a nice letter telling
him how you've changed your ways here's
santa this year i've been tripping back
on telling annoying jokes because other
people don't find them as funny as i do
yeah i'm sure that'll do the trick dude
you know what you're talking about
santa's gonna think these jokes slay
step three leave milk and cookies by the
fireplace for santa on christmas eve
given my track record maybe i should
leave him a full three-course meal
no i i think milk and cookies will be
fine okay okay milk check cookies check
while you're in the fireplace check
can't wait to see what presents he
brings me back wait did you say fire in
the fireplace yeah i think that santa
will appreciate the ambiance uh dude
santa has to come down the chimney ho ho
ho ho no no no no
merry christmas
yourself
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