This is the look we need to spice the [unintelligible]
No, no. I want you to pretend that you're a- a cougar.
You're, yes, you're a cougar, you're hunting for your meal.
Yeah, [unintelligible] the model and the stylist.
What's your favorite animal? Be your favorite animal, go.
- Um. - Iguana!
Give me an iguana! Let's go! Iguana, yes!
There it is! [laughing]
Honey badger, let's go! Give me honey badger!
Okay, yeah!
Big one! Give me a big one!
That's more like a llama. But that's fine too!
- You tired? - No, just scared.
I'm not going to touch you this time. Okay?
Okay. Okay.
[laughing]
That was pretty good!
Except for the fall but that was pretty good.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
for the marriage of Crystal and Eric,
a truly beautiful moment. The binding of two souls.
[sirens blaring]
Beautiful moment.
[laughing]
Huh.
Are you going to eat any of the vegetables?
Um. Yeah, no chance. [unintelligible]
If you love me, you'll do it.
If you love me, you wouldn't make me do that.
- You can't go back. - Says who?
- Just try it. - Why?
Please.
I'm trying this right here.
That's not terrible. It's not bad.
- See. - But I'm not going for seconds.
Do you ever cry, Chef Jude?
Ah, you know, sometimes with onions, it really gets me--
Onion aside, do you ever cry?
You guys eat a lot of salads at home?
It's kind of interesting because the last time
I had a salad, I would say never,
'cause I don't eat salad.
All right, guys, so we gathered all the ingredients
that we've pretty much worked with today.
Stop eating the ingredients.
All right, Noah, it's time. Stop eating.
Five, chin, seven, going. One, two.
[cheering]
Noah! You did it!
Pants are a little big, but there is no complaints
'cause you turn around this way, go in, go in...
[chuckles] the pants are big.
Am I right? Am I right?
- No. - It's a solid no, bro.
You look like a ship captain.
No one's ever going to find it.
Make me a bush. You see that, bush?
You see this bush? You see this bush?
Yeah. Hey, Ryan! Ryan! Over here! Ryan!
- Ryan! - No, no, no.
Please, just one shot.
Harry, Harry, Harry!
Harry, I love Watermelon Sugar.
Dwayne! Dwayne! Dwayne!
Is there going to be a new Jumanji?
Who's bigger, you or Kevin Hart?
We're on the Noah Beck Show.
Oh, that's it. It's just that?
We're on the Noah Beck Show.
You already know.
[chuckles]
Noah's from Arizona.
Wait 'till I get into the Zona but it's like...
- Sure. - No.
[laughing] I like that.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah, let's do it. [laughing]
- Much better. - So much better.
Um, where's- where's your hat at?
Oh, I'm gonna give you that,
as the head chef, helps the people distinguish.
Head chef, that's what they call me.
I've never seen him cook, and it's just kind of funny
how he just gets handed this, like head chef roll.
Blue, I get pink. Mm-hmm.
I got an idea. Just walk that way.
- No. - No?
We're not doing those. We're not doing that.
Okay. Um. Anyways, before we get
into the gymnastics and the back flipping
and all that, let's get to... Noah you a little bit, you know?
- I see what you did there. - Yeah.
Why blue? The hair?
Because it's like, a sad color.
And I'm really, really, really, really sad.
- Weird. - Yeah.
Why? You're dating me.
Why are you sad?
[laughing]
"Why are you sad?"
I'm the happiest man alive.
Awe.
I think Noah is going to do pretty good as a chef.
I eat every single day. 22 to 2400 calories.
And I think my rapping skills personally are quite good.
I'm trying to think of another thing
I can add on to that, like
♪ I've been good No coal in the stocking ♪
Just at the end of the day, I take it as a compliment
because I feel like he's threatened... by me
and he's just a hater.
Clearly, rapping's not my thing, according to Larry,
Uh, not just me.
Anyways, so I won't be having, I won't be collabing with Larry
for a while, until he apologizes.
That's fine.
All jokes aside, just kidding, Larry, I love you
and... you're an amazing friend,
but you still gave me an F minus so.
So I think the fans,
they should get to know you first, right?
- Yeah. - What better way to do that
than a little segment I like to call
"Get to Noah You".
You know, I think one day he will learn
to master the engraving part.
What'd you call this again? En- engraving?
- Engrave. - That can't be the right term.
It's not the right term at all but you know what I meant.
Engraving is not a thing in the cooking industry
- Being hungry? - Yeah, man,
I'm actually really hungry right now.
Yeah, no, we're in a van.
We're on a stake out, that's why.
Movement, movement. Celebrity.
Delivery.
[unintelligible]
Yeah, thank you.
I'll leave a tip.
Nothing like a good old steak for a stakeout.
Am I right?
Who is a better kisser? Ready?
Noah. Awe.
It's probably good that we didn't agree on this one.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
What is Dixie's favorite animal?
- She's never told me this. - I have two.
but I don't know how to spell one of them,
so I'm putting the other. [laughing]
You have a cute little cow stuffed animal,
but I don't think your favorite animal's a cow.
[record scratch]
Or is it? I mean, I can go really basic.
- Just go. - Okay.
Ready?
[buzzing]
Oh, my. [laughing]
As I was saying that.