- If I'm being honest, I wouldn't trust a fish
to cook me an egg dish in the first place.
- (in French accent) Is it a Merlot? But I don't know about this.
I do not drink wine.
- (PvF) Good morning, USA. - Oh! We're doing American Dad?!
- ♪ Good morning ♪ - (both) ♪ USA ♪
- ♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
- American Dad! - (both) ♪ On his face ♪
- ♪ And it's shining a salute ♪ - (both) ♪ To the American race ♪
- (PvF) We are headed to the home of Stan Smith
for a Try Not To Eat: American Dad Challenge.
- Try not to. - I am prepared!
- All right. - I have learned from Sharon.
- Oh my goodness.
- (Stan) Here are some chocolate chip meatballs.
- What did he say? - Ooh, chocolate chip meatballs.
- Chocolate chip meatballs?! - God.
- (man) My knife went right through my plate.
- What? - Is it spaghetti and cookie meatball?
- That sounds a little disgusting. - Pancake plate.
- (man) What a wonderful idea! - That's a revolutionary invention
right there. - Oh yeah, it is.
- Pretty solid. - Let the man sing.
- ♪ (belts note) ♪ - Let the man sing.
- Ohhh my god! - Oh.
- (PvF) From Stan's Food Restaurant, we've got a delicious dish
of chocolate chip meatballs served on a pancake plate.
- I just want one person to win with me for once.
I'm always-- - I promise nothing.
- Oh my god. - The other week, my little brother
was giving me some trash talk for not being strong enough
in these challenges. - Ohhhhhh!
- So, I gotta hold my ground at least for the first food.
- Ooh! - Yeah, it looks pretty good, right?
- This is so beautiful! - All right. Here we go.
Time for the inaugural bite. - Yeahhhh!
- It's a pancake with chocolate balls.
- Can just get it. - Going in.
Oh my god. ♪ Pancake ♪ - (both) ♪ Plaaate ♪
- ♪ Ohhhhh ♪ - ♪ Plaaate ♪
- I'm not a fan of balls in my mouth. (ding)
- I'm not big on sweets, and this looks like a lot.
- It's-- yeah, more people, more pancakes.
- Bet you wish you brought some now, don't ya?
- Loco Larry's? Ah, okay. C'mon, dude. - Loco Larry's.
- Oh, Loco Larry's. - (water) ...shrimp enchiladas.
- Oooh. - "Shrimp enchiladas."
- Oh, is that what's coming out? - Shrimp enchilada.
- (waiter) ...bursting with turds... - Oh, perfect.
- I love when my shrimp veins are bursting with turds.
- Yo, dude. - Wow.
- (PvF) Loco Larry's Mexican restaurant serves up
the best shrimp enchiladas. But we've asked them to remove
the poop veins for you. - (both) Thank you.
- Appreciate that. - Oh.
- Aww, dude! - (laughs) That's so funny.
- (Brian) Okay, that's cool. - Traumatized by eating shrimps
back in Galveston, Texas, which is known as the armpit of Texas.
So, anything shrimp makes me physically want to die.
(buzzer) - But it smells really, really good.
How is it? - Oh, it's good.
- I'm already proud of myself for making it through the first round.
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- If it's not bursting with turds, I don't want it.
- I don't know, maybe I'm just in more of a sweet mood.
- I have to say no, 'cause there's no turds.
- 'Cause of the lack of turd. - The lack of turd.
- So, you got your brother in the back of your head.
- I do. He's in my brain, bro. - He wants you to eat it.
- No. I am sustaining from the shrimp enchilada.
- I apologize for removing the turds. - See? That's how we get through.
- And we forgive you. - We forgive you.
- But we are saying no. - But next time,
you gotta have the turds. - (waiter) Why don't I start you
with a California roll and some forks?
- (both laugh) - Every white person
at the sushi joint. - California roll.
- A safe California roll. - (Steve) Food is greater
than the sum of its parts. - (Stan) Oh, like the Mighty Morphin
Power Rangers once they've morphed into the Megazord.
- Thank you for bringing up the Megazord.
- (amused) The Megazord. - Wow.
- (amused) The Megazord. - The Power Rangers.
- Oh, the fork is-- that's just-- that's...
- (PvF) Haruki's House of Sushi is home to the best California roll
you've ever tasted. - I think I'm about to get crucified
in the comment section, but I'm not a huge sushi guy.
- I'd rather use my hands than use a fork.
- Just like boop, bang, bop, you know? - Yeah, like boom, bang.
- You know, imitation crab, but still. - Yeah.
- But it's Haruki, so I don't know. Maybe it's real.
- Uh-oh. - Oops. Oh, no.
- Oh, no. - The idea of eating this with a fork
hurts my body. - (PvF) You're eating sushi
with a fork. How do you feel about that?
- I know! It's HARDER! It's so much harder!
Do you see what just happened? - And I'm a little worried
about the punishment, I'm not gonna lie,
because there has been some rancid things on that show.
(gags) Immediate no. - (both) WHOAAA!
- (both) Ohhhh! (buzzer)
- Mmm! - This is thiccc, like with three Cs.
- Thicccums. - I think I'm gonna have to pass
on it, though, simply just so I don't make you upset this time
for eating the sushi with a fork. - I can resist California rolls.
- Bink. I as well. - I mean, Chef Haruki,
he's probably back behind the counter laughing at me if he was
to see me with one of these, you know? - Ah.
- (Klaus) What do people think of when they think of Germany?
- What DO people think of when they think of Germany?
- Ahhhh. (laughs) - (Hayley) Al...cohol?
- (Klaus) Hazelnut omelets, exactly! - What?
- Hazelnut omelet? - (laughs)
- Omelets, eggsactly! - Hazelnut omelet. I don't know, man.
- I want one now. - Yeah, if Hayley thinks it's good.
- First of all, presentation. - (PvF) We brought in Klaus
to cook up this iconic German staple, hazelnut omelets,
or hazelnussomeletten. - It would just be crunchy, right?
Like a crunchy omelet. - That's what I would think.
- Have you ever had a Nutella omelet?
Would that be similar? - ...Wha?
- I'm going way too strong to break now. I'm sorry.
- Nope. - Are you not curious?
- Not that much. - It feels like there's egg shells
in it. - Ohhhh.
- What's the first thing you think of when you think of Germany?
- Yeah, bratwurst. - Yeah!
- Bratwurst. (laughs) - (speaks German)
- Yay! - If I'm being honest,
I wouldn't trust a fish to cook me an egg dish in the first place.
- (laughs) - Oh.
- It's kind of just weird. - Oh! (laughs)
- No, I think I'm good on this too.
- I am also good. - A little bite of the garnish too.
- I think it's basil? - The garnish is the best part.
- (both laugh) - I can't do it 'cause,
A, I came this far, and B, I got a good recommendation.
- (Steve) Now, once we've put the souffle in the oven...
- Ooh. - (Steve) ...start prepping
the coq au vin. - (gasps) Le coq au vin!
- Steve's got his own little cooking show here.
- He's not even looking. Look how pro he is.
- "So many views." - (Steve) That's all for now.
- Hey, he does have a lot of views.
- "Orphan Chef"? - (chuckles)
- Yooooo! - Whoa! Okay.
- Somebody went to HomeGoods! - (PvF) From the Orphan Chef,
we've got one of his most viewed recipes, a coq au vin.
- Ready. Ah, hell yeah. - Oh, the moment
you took that off, I just smelled it. - Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
- I don't even know what's in this, but I'ma find out.
- There's some chicken. Big chicken. Yeah.
- (PvF) A red wine Burgundy is typically used.
- You've redeemed yourself after the egg. This is divine.
- (in French accent) Is it a Merlot? - (PvF) No, Burgundy.
- "A Merlot"? - (in French accent) But I don't know
about this. I do not drink wine. (laughs)
(buzzer) - That's good, though.
- It's-- wow! - For real, one of the best dishes
I've ever eaten here. - It's very, very rich.
- Yeah. - I'm sorry.
- No, I'm not gonna lose here. I'm not gonna lose here
at the coq au vin. - I'm already full.
- Right? It's so rich. - We haven't even gotten
our punishment yet. We don't even know what it is!
- Don't even say that to me. - Ahhh!
- (PvF) That is it. That is our challenge.
- This is the first time I've ever won!
- This is your first win? - Yeah, this is my first win.
- (claps) Nice. How do you feel?
- I feel like I never wanna do that again.
- (both laugh)
- (PvF) Congratulations, Jeremiah, Ed, and Izzy.
- Hell yeah. - (PvF) You were able to avoid
some delicious dishes. And for that,
we've got the ultimate...reward? - I don't like the way
she's saying that. Is this gonna be flipped,
where the reward is actually like a punishment?
- (man) ...have whatever you want. - Yay!
- Would you want a chin like that? - Young Stan.
- (Stan) ...magical night. I had chocolate-covered hot dogs...
- Chocolate-covered hot dog. - (Stan) I had cherry pie pizza.
- What?! - (Stan) I had the third-worst
diarrhea of my young... - (both laugh)
- I see why it's a question mark now. All right. Okay.
- (PvF) Straight from Stan's childhood imagination,
we've got some of his favorites, like chocolate-covered hot dogs
and cherry pizza pie that might sound unique.
- That is a chocolate glizzy, my dude. - (laughs)
- ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ - (both) ♪ Good morning, USA ♪
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Brian, Julian, and Erin, you were tempted.
And for that, you must suffer the consequences.
Let's take a look. - (Stan) Midnight snack attack!
- ♪ It's midnight! ♪ - Oh my god.
- This is literally me and my siblings at midnight.
- I have to hold myself. Brace! - Mmm, yes?
- Yes? - (Stan) ...root beer
with these shepherd's pie protein shakes.
- What?! - Shepherd's pie protein shake?
- Did you just say... - (laughs) No.
Look at that. - Why's it green?!
- What?! It's green? - (PvF) Gotta bulk up
with these shepherd's pie protein shakes.
And yes, they are simply disgusting. - Oh! Ewww!
- I kind of wanna try the punishment too.
Can I try the punishment too? - (PvF) It is four swigs
for you, Julian, and three for you, Erin.
- Great. - (PvF) How are you feeling?
- Terrible. - I'm gonna try this pie too.
- Shepherd's pie isn't that bad. But as a protein shake, I don't know.
- Oh my god. - I know. (laughs)
- (PvF) Any regrets? - Maybe. Actually...
Actually, now that you mention it, I do wish I-- this is all
my little brother's fault. - I like the cherries,
but then the cheese kind of comes in there, and then,
you're just like, "This is a little weird."
- (Brian) Oh, he went deep too. - Oh! Whoa!
- It's not bad. - Whooooooooa!
That is so weird! - Looking down the barrel
of this thing is pretty brutal. - Oh, it smells so bad.
It smells so bad. - Look at the Goober goop.
Look at it. - Oh, that's not good.
- No. - Ugh!
- Ugh!
- This is significantly worse than this. (laughs)
- Oh, it's getting in my mustache. - Oh, the aftertaste isn't bad.
It tastes like mashed potatoes. - I think you got these backwards.
- Not my favorite protein shake I've ever drank.
- Me either! - Stan, sweetie, that third-worst
diarrhea of your young life was absolutely deserved.
- Thank you guys so much for watching this episode of People Vs. Food.
- What did you think of this Try Not To Eat Challenge?
- Let us know. And let us know what else
we should try in the comments below. - As always, be sure
to like and comment even more.
- Bye! - Peace.
- Bye! - Bye!
- ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ - (both) ♪ Good morning, USA ♪