(upbeat music)
(grunting)
What's going on?
Who are you?
(grunting)
Ah!
No!
Ah! No!
Spider-Man is Peter Parker.
No!
Ow!
(bone cracks)
Ah, no!
No!
Spider-Man is Peter Parker.
No!
Oh no.
What am I going to do?
There's literally no way I can fix this.
Dr. Strange.
He can help me.
Fine. I'll just open it normally.
- The superhero known as Spider-Man
has finally been unmasked
in this new viral video.
- Spider-Man is Peter Parker.
- No!
- I think I know how to help him.
(doorbell rings)
(uplifting music)
- You have to help me. Everyone knows I'm Spider-Man.
- Come with me.
- What are you doing?
- I'm making a whole world forget you were ever Spider-Man.
- Wait, everybody?
What about the people who already knew,
like Aunt Mae?
- Stop distracting me.
You're going to make me mess up the spell.
- Just make sure that people who already knew
still remember.
The spell is done.
Nobody knows you're Spider-Man.
(evil laughter)
- Who is that supposed to be?
- I have no idea.
(evil laughter)
- Spider-Man!
- Yeah. I'm Spider-Man.
Who are you?
I'm the Green Goblin.
We were literally fighting five minutes ago.
- No, we weren't.
- Peter, is that you?
- I thought you said nobody remembers who I am.
- They shouldn't remember. I don't know what's going on.
Let's finish this fight.
- I have no idea who you two are.
I've never fought either of you before.
Strange, let's beat these bad guys.
- Well, that was easy.
- How did you know I was Peter Parker?
- You ritually took your mask off while we were fighting.
- No I didn't. I took my mask off way before that.
- Not just now. A couple of minutes before that.
- Wait a second.
Were you both fighting me before you showed up?
- Yeah. And I'm pretty sure I was about to die
before I teleported into this weird place.
- Yeah. I think I was almost about to die as well.
- I think we messed up that spell and messed up reality.
And now we're starting to get visitors from every universe.
Well clearly you both know that I'm Peter Parker,
so there's no point in me putting my mask on.
- You're not Peter Parker.
- Yes I am.
- No, you're not.
You have his powers in costume, but your face is different.
Maybe in the universe they're from,
you look different different.
- Who even is this guy?
It's Electro.
Haven't you seen that video?
Here comes Electro walking down the street.
- It's actually a really good song.
- Now how do we beat this weird Electro guy?
- Well, you're not listening to this song.
We have to overcharge him.
(music intensifies)
- Is this your Peter Parker?
- No, that's still not him.
I just want to get you guys out of my universe.
Can't you just go with that Spider-Man?
- Why would I go with this ugly Spider-Man?
- Yeah. I'm not going to a universe
where haircuts don't exist.
- Haircuts do exist in my universe.
- So you choose to look like that?
- Hey, that's rude.
- Mr. Wizard guy, send me and Electro back.
I don't want to be here with this goblin guy
and octopus man.
- My name is Dr. Strange.
That guy is Dr. Octopus. And that guy is the Green Goblin.
- Oh. In my universe,
I just had the lizard and Electro.
- You are so lucky you never had to deal with Thanos.
- I'll just open up another portal
and get their Spider-Man here.
Hey, Otto. Hey, Norman.
(laughs)
- They're names are Norman and Otto?
- What are their last names?
- Octavius.
- Osborne.
- So you just woke up one day,
looked in the mirror, and said to yourself,
so Mr. Otto Octavius, what should we call ourselves?
I know!
Dr. Octopus!
(laughs)
- Well at least my name isn't Spider-Man.
I dress up like a goblin.
Goblins are cool.
(laughs)
- No they're not.
- Well, I'd rather dress up like a spider
than a weird magic special elf.
- Wow. Do you guys really not know what a goblin is?
- Oh, no. Scary. Green goblin, Norman Osborn,
is coming for me.
(laughing)
- Am I the only one who has villains with normal names.
Electro is called Max Dylan,
and the lizard is called Kurt Conners.
I thought you mentioned someone called Thanos or something.
That is not a normal name.
- It's Thanos.
- Tell me his name again.
- Thanos.
- Nope, never heard of it.
- We're getting off track here.
Goblin, Octopus, is this your Spider-Man?
Well then let's send you guys back.
Long-haired Spidey, take Electro back to your universe.
Weirdly short Spider-Man,
take the goblin and doctor back to your universe,
if you can handle it.
You are very small for a superhero.
- I can handle it.
- What are you doing to this?
- I have no idea.
- Ow.
- Long hair, you fight Electro.
- Shorty, you fight Green Goblin.
Normal Spider-Man, you fight Dr. Octopus.
I'll run away.
- You'll do what? I didn't hear you.
- Come on. Bring it on, Peter.
- What is that?
- That's not very nice, Peter.
- You're not so scary, now.
Now you're armless.
- That's what you think.
- These should protect me from you're weird electricity.
(upbeat music)
(evil laugh)
Hey, we will fight. 2 v. 1 is not fun.
In fact, if someone felt like--
- They sent a pool over there.
And there's only space for one Spider-Man in this universe.
- Yeah, I know.
- I guess we saved the day.
- No, I saved the day.
You are so unhelpful.
And you caused all of this.
I just want to know
if Aunt Mae if I'm a Spider-Man still.
- Oh! So many Peters.
It must be my birthday.
- Oh no.
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