Okay, ready?
mhm
Ah, Good day everyone!
And welcome to today's video here with my
Fiancé herself
yes
Miranda Sings
That's me. Word to your mother. Raise the roof. In your face home skillet.
That's her new song coming out soon, right?
Yeah, I'm working on being a rapper.
*gasp* oh my gosh. Wow, I can see it.
Yeah, me too. Because it's gonna happen.
It's like the secret. You think it, you believe it, you see it, you can do it - unless you probably wont.
So... Haha, today we are going to be doing the Chapstick Challenge
Have you ever done that before?
No, I haven't. I never even had chapstick. I'm always a lipstick kinda gal.
Oh! She's a lipstick kinda gal... I see.
Well, look at some of these chapstick's in here.
Oh my goodness, those are so fun.
I know. There's so many Chapstick's.
So, the rules are: I'm gonna put Chapstick on, you're gonna keep your eyes closed and then I kiss you and you have to guess what flavour Chapstick it is.
Kiss me?!
Yeah...
Joey!
What?!
We're not even married!
Oh, please.
You can't be kissing me!
Why?!
That's waiting for marriage only. I've been telling you if we got married in 2015 like we planned we could do this but, now you have to be punished.
Punished?!
Yes! You can't kiss me. That is illegal until we're married so we're gonna have to figure something out.
It's actually not illegal.
It is illegal.
Are you seeing any boys, and other boys?
I'm not, I'm not seeing any other boys.
Are you kidding me?
I saw you kissing that hoe.
In your music video.
*laughs*
So what we can do.. No but listen
So here's what we do. I'll put it on and then I'll kiss you and you kiss me on the CHEEK.
Because you can kiss on the cheek if you're engaged.
And then we'll lick it, and see if we can taste it.
Joey: Okay, so I don't know what the hell you just said, so I'm just going to let you do you.
Joey: She's a happy gal.
joey : Oh!!
Miranda: Don't look!
Joey: Okay
Joey: Wait, so you're putting it on me?
Miranda: No I'm putting it on me!
Miranda: And you guess what the flavor is.
Joey: Got it!
Miranda: Ok I'm gonna show them what it is
Miranda: Can you see that?
Miranda: Oh that smells like all the things
Joey: Ooo
Miranda: So I put it on my lips
Keep your eyes closed.
Joey: They're closed. I'm not a cheater!
Joey: Oh
Joey: Okay you know what.. I'm getting hints of raspberry.
Almost like blue raspberry.
Miranda: Wow that's pretty close. You're wrong.
It's Maui Punch!
Fruit punch flavor, so..
Joey: How the heck am I supposed to guess that!
Miranda: That's your fault, not mine!
Joey: True
Miranda: Yeah
Look, here I got some lipstick inside of it. Can you see
No I made it better it's got my germs in it
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Joey: Okay, close your eyes.
Ooh..Fruit punch!
I heard that sound before
Joey: Here let me put some on my lipples
Miranda: On your lipples? I thought it was supposed to go on your lips?
Joey: Yeah, my lipples.
Miranda: You're supposed to keep those in your shirt.
Those are for babies
Joey: alright
Oh that was a slobbery one.
(laughing)
Miranda: Mmm, that's delicious
Joey: It is actually really good.
Miranda: That's like sweet and sour sauce from the chinese restaurant
Joey: That's your guess?
Miranda: Yes!
Joey: Uh, I don't think so, let me actually look at the packaging
Miranda: Take your time.
Joey: Oh it's not, it's sweet treat.
Miranda: And sour sauce!
Joey: No
Miranda: Sweet treat. Rock candy lip gloss?
Joey: Do you want some?
*chokes*
Miranda: That is not good.
Joey: You know what you are? A drama queen.
Miranda: What!!!!
Joey: Yeah
Miranda: Are you kidding? I'm not a drama queen.
Joey: yes you are
Miranda: You're a drama queen Joey: No I'm not, you know what, I think we need to resolve this by moving on to the next round!
Joey: Did you get one? Miranda: Yes!
Joey: Okay, I'll let you kiss me on this side Miranda: (whispering) It's a really good one.
*a chapstick drops*
Joey: I'm scared
Miranda: Oh it smells cool
Lick it up, Joey, lick it up Joey: My tongue can't reach
Thank you for that. Ooo, root beer Miranda: Yes!! You got it Joey: Woooow
Joey: So far I'm winning
Miranda: I'm winning because I get to kiss Joey Graceffeffsfa.
Joey: That's true.
Miranda: so, I'm winning.
Joey: Alright I'm up next. Miranda: Okay.
Miranda: Hurry up! Hurry up!
Joey: Oh, you need to open your mouth for this one.
Miranda: What kinda kiss is this?
Joey: Uh, it's a, its..Dont worry, you just need to be able to- Miranda: It better be a pure kiss-
Joey: Yes! Miranda: a pristine kiss! Joey: Yes! For sure! Miranda: No lippies
Joey: Okay. Miranda: and no nippies Joey: No nippies
Miranda: And no pippies Joey: Alright just open your mouth
*coughs*
Joey: wait i need to give you a little bit more!
That was a good one.
Miranda: JOEY!!!!! Stop it!
I will get it in your eye ball!
Ooh I look good!
Agh, you got it in my tooth