Hey I’m Jake and when I am with you boy my world couldn’t be any better.
I feel like I’m flyingoperapigs.com.
But that is only one DONG and ya know what?
Do ya know?
Do you?
I do.
I have a whole handful of DONGs just for you, things you can do online now guys.
Enhance your immense natural beauty with modiface.com.
Upload a photograph of yourself, click on the designated points to outline your facial
features and then experiment with different types and colors of makeup
like blue eyeshadow, winged eyeliner, nice long eyelashes, pretty blush, red lips.
Oh and this one’s tough.
Which hairstyle should I pick?
Oh jee golly they all look so good on me!
But I think I’ll go for this simple and stylish do.
Oh my gosh I’m gorgeous.
But what’s really cool about faces is how they express emotion.
But no need to make an exhausting change in facial expression because you can just draw
a new emotion here.
Alice is an artificial intelligence that reads the face you draw on screen and assigns a
feeling to it.
There is also a gallery of faces for you to look at.
Oh look I’m happy.
Now I’m angry.
Now I’m...oh well that was supposed to be relaxed because of
this website, inspired by Bernie Krause an American musician and bioacoustician.
He has been recording wild soundscapes for almost 50 years and has compiled them right
here.
Pick a landscape and listen to the musician as he talks you through what you are hearing.
What you’re listening to right now is a collage.
A condensation of what you can really hear in the ocean.
It’s so relaxing.
After tilting your ear towards the beauty of nature, Tilt.
a game where you use red and blue tiles to pick up tokens and align with circles of the
corresponding colors.
The goal is to achieve this in as few moves as possible.
It gets more difficult as the number of unmoving brown blocks make more obstacles and as you
have to create more complex formations.
It’s really addicting but *GKAK* Oh excuse me I must have something in my throat or I’m
just excited about playing a game on g-kak.com.
Where you put those arrow keys to good use once again and move the black cube around
until it fits into the shaded grey one. Use W A S and D to change perspective so you can
see what you’re doing You will need this especially for the harder levels because it
can be difficult to perceive where the black and grey cubes are in relation to each other.
You totally slayed that game just like you can slay creatures in Keep Out! Keep Out!
A game where you need to find the door in each level to get to the next. All maps are
procedurally generated so you will never play the same exact one twice. In this game you
make your way around a dungeon, smash open the big pots with your sword and sometimes
get rewarded with things like money, health potions, or extra arrows. It’s fun to be
in a dark cellar by yourself but for a more collaborative experience let’s use
Swarmation, the Multiplayer Pixel game. In the upper left hand side of the screen we
are given an arrangement of pixels that we have to recreate with other players. It can
be challenging because we have no form of communication with the others. And they don’t
like to make shapes like I like to make shapes. Wow this is really throwing me for a loop.
Wait did someone say stroop? Ahh? That’s a pun. Kind of.
The stroop effect test. The goal is not to read the word but to say the color of the
text. Hey ya know what? This is actually pretty easy. Red, yellow, blue, green, black, pink,
orange. I'm a genius! The second test is difficult because our mind perceives a conflict when the physical
color of the text does not match the color represented by the word. Our brain has to
first suppress the wrong answer before we can get to the right one. Okay let me try.
Blue, brown, blue...wait no red. Green! I mean purple, orange, pink, turtle, yellow,
34, Taco Bell! Okay ya know, I’ll practice this later. Let’s move on to
Quizicon.com to take on this challenge where you have to guess the 100 most commonly used
english words in 5 minutes. It can be tricky to guess them but it is also pretty enlightening.
Wow I just said 7 of the most commonly used words in that last sentence. Do you know what they are?
Links to all the Dongs can be found in the description below. And if you need more DONGs
in your life, need more things to do online now guys guess what! There’s a playlist
right here, full of DONGs. DONGs everywhere. DONGs as far as the eye can see. I remember
when I was a young boy looking out the window and just a field of DONGs. The wind slowly
blowing them swaying back and forth. It was wonderful. And as always, thanks for watching.
It’s so relaxing. It’s so relaxing. It’s sooooooooooooooooo relaxing.
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