- What is, who are you?
- Cheers! - I don't know where you're at.
Okay. (both laugh)
- (PvF) How's your soda knowledge?
- I've never tested myself, I've never thought about this.
Oh my God.
- They're just like eclectic, like specialty sodas,
like Italian sodas, or Japanese sodas.
Like, I love trying new sodas.
- I like soda. - Mm-hmm, what's your favorite soda?
- I'm gonna go with a wild answer here also,
Cactus... - Cooler!
(Sabrina laughs) Yes!
- Thank you! - That's my favorite!
- (PvF) We're putting your taste buds to the true test today,
with a Can You Guess The Flavored Soda game?
- That sounds hard.
- Okay, oh no, but they're gonna be disgusting.
Okay, somewhere in front of me. (Jay laughs)
- Aw, it doesn't even give off a scent.
- Can't, oh, you tried to smell it?
- I'm just like trying to smell it. - Is it cucumber?
- Mm. (smacks lips)
- There's a bit of a kick to it.
- It kinda tastes spicy. - Aw, that's horrible.
Aw, that's so bad.
- Is it bad?
- Mm-mm, it's not that bad, actually.
- Hey that's, okay.
- (PvF) Does the color help give you any clues?
- No.
- It burns like alcohol.
(George slurps) (Izzy clears throat)
- Mm.
- Orange.
- It kinda tastes like medicine.
- It's really throwing me off.
'Cause I expect orange flavored something something.
- It's so bad. - It's not that bad.
You made it sound so much worse. - I hate it!
- I'm gonna do this, but I have to go with a generic answer.
(both laugh)
- It doesn't really taste like any soda I've had before.
- And un, deux, trois. - Deux, trois.
- Going.
- Flip.
- I put bacon, what'd you put?
- Spicy pumpkin?
- (PvF) Does this taste like orange soda to you?
- It actually kinda does.
- At the end, I get like a little bit of like a burn,
a little bit of a spicy kick.
- It's spicy, like I'm trying to think like what would be,
'cause it's not like hot, is it hot sauce?
- (PvF) 501 is the world record for eating the most
buffalo chicken wings in 30 minutes.
- Ah, it was spicy, okay. - I got the spice!
- Trust your instincts, 'cause the minute I took a sip,
I was like ha ha ha, chicken wing,
and then I thought no, that would be crazy.
- Alright. - Alright, it's happening.
- Oh, I already like smell this. Okay, you wanna cheers?
- Cheers. - I don't know where you're at.
Okay. (both laugh)
- No immediate obvious smell, dang it. - It smells like tomatoes!
- Ooh. - Oh, I'm already getting.
- Oh, I know what this is. - Yeah, I do too.
- I already know what this is. - Me too.
- Oh, I know what this is already. - Oh, me too.
- Ugh, Jesus.
- You're making it sound so much worse than it actually is.
- Yeah, these aren't great. Have you had a normal soda?
(laughs)
- You could smell this one.
- Oh that's, I don't like that.
- I can taste it now. I hate these with a passion.
- If the handwriting's really terrible judge me, I get it.
- This is very easy. - Yeah, are we ready?
- Ooh, I'm sorry! (both laugh)
- Aw, we got it right.
- (PvF) Why is yours a hot pickle?
- (laughs) Yeah. (Jay laughs)
You're really still tasting the spicy.
- I'm still tasting the spice, yeah, okay.
- I cannot stand pickles. - It's weird in a soda.
- (PvF) Cleopatra was supposedly a pickle devotee.
- Period, I'm a pickle devotee, trust me.
- (PvF) She ate them regularly,
believing that they helped keep her gorgeous.
- Is that scientific?
- (PvF) You want another sip now? - Uh...
- I'll stay ugly, it's fine.
- It actually is pretty good, I'm not gonna lie.
- There are few foods in this world that I cannot stand,
and pickles are like at the top of the list.
- Ooh, I'm sorry.
- I can't find it, I can't find it.
- Oh this is an interesting smell. - Oh, there it is!
- Everybody, this is how you truly cheers.
Wait. (both laugh)
- Hey! - Hey, okay.
Wait, this kinda smells good.
- Oh, this is a more peculiar one.
- It smells like, it's like a salad.
- Yeah it was a very Earth tone.
- I'm getting bubblegum vibes. - I'm getting green apple vibes.
- Mmm!
- Mmm! - What flavor is, oh!
- I know her, but what is she?
- I would drink this with alcohol, honestly.
- No, it tastes like those rock candies on the stick.
Like broken up rock?
- What candy you be getting?
- I know what it is, I'm pretty sure.
- I'm trying to heighten my senses by not taking off the blindfold.
- I thought it would be clear.
- I like this one. - It is, in fact, very green.
(George sighs) - Okay, that helps actually.
I think I know what this is.
- (PvF) What is sour green watermelon?
I was getting watermelon and... - As opposed to a blue watermelon?
Right? - Yeah.
- I think it is pear flavored. - I wrote kiwi lychee.
- Oh, it might be kiwi.
- (PvF) Interesting, you guys both said pear, why?
- (gasps) Because it tastes... - 'Cause we're a pair.
- (PvF) Supposedly, this is flavored after a cow's favorite food.
It is grass soda. - What?
- What? (buzzer rings)
- Yes! - That's different.
- It doesn't even... - I didn't know they had that!
Do you have to be a scientist to make soda?
- If this is how grass tastes, I'll be right outside for lunch.
- Pretty good for grass.
- I mean, I can see why cows like it.
(glasses clink)
- Yes! - I think this helps.
- It does!
- It's like when you look at somebody's elbow.
- Ugh.
- Oh, I don't. (wretches)
- That's the piss one!
(Jay snorts) That tastes like piss!
- Oh, that is rancid.
- It kinda tastes like boogers.
- Yeah, I'm trying to get like the fumes out too, like...
- Oh. - Out of the air.
- They're off, the vibes.
- I have goosebumps underneath all of this clothing.
- What is, who are you?
- Yellow? - Is this pee?
- This is not only pee, this is pee of someone dehydrated.
(Jay snorts)
- It doesn't smell like pee though.
- Yeah it does!
- Meat, maybe?
- Some things are just not meant to be. (laughs)
- I'm just going for a wild guess with mine.
- Alright, I'm sticking to my gut.
- I put pumpkin, what'd you put? - Urine.
- Cat.
- (PvF) So, they say it goes great with watermelon.
- Is this mustard soda? Is it...
- (PvF) It's mustard soda. (buzzer rings)
- Oh, mustard goes well with watermelon, that's been the rage.
I forgot about that. - Yep.
- Mustard! - Mustard?
- I can see it now.
I can definitely see that's mustard. - Like bad mustard.
- That's why it tastes like piss, I hate mustard.
- This is not doing any favors for mustard.
- Yeah.
- My stomach's like gurgling. - I know this, ooh.
- I already know exactly what this is.
- Ew! - Oh no.
- I know what this one is, Nicole.
- Oh, I don't like that. - I feel like I know this one though.
- This also has like a medical smell,
like some cream to put on like my face.
- (laughs) Don't you want that in a soda?
- No! - That flavor.
- Are you giving us Windex?
- You can do it.
I think I know what this is. - Yeah, I know what it is.
- But I might be wrong. - I know what it is.
- I know this one. It's clear, huh, yep.
- I have two answers I'm kind of in between.
- God, this gross, alright. This is just a guess.
- I'm confident in this one. I think.
- This is what I really think it tastes like.
- Is it an O or an A?
- I think it's an O, it's definitely not an A.
- Cat!
(Jay laughs)
- I think this is Ranch. - Turn it around!
- (laughs) Ranch. - I wrote glue.
- I wrote it underneath, upside down, there we go.
- (PvF) That tastes like pina colada to you?
- I got coconut vibes.
- (PvF) This flavor was created in 1949
by a plumber turned cowboy in Alaska.
Steve Henson hit gold when he created Ranch dressing.
- Oh! - Ranch?
- What the hell?
- The smell gave it away, right away,
and it smells like Ranch dressing.
- Ew, I can kinda smell it now. - You can?
- Ranch is good, Ranch soda, I am gonna have a sweet, sweet, pass.
- I know, I just don't...
- I love Ranch dressing,
this is an absolute 100% no for me.
This is the worst thing you've ever done for me.
- Alright.
- Oh, this one's kinda like sweeter.
- It's okay, it's better than the last.
- It's barely any better. - It's still not good.
- It's barely any better.
- What is this?
- Mm, mm-mm.
- I don't know what she is.
- I am mystified by the lack of flavor,
but the potent smell.
- I'm so frustrated, 'cause I'm usually good.
- I'm lost.
- I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark here.
- Oh, I mean, I guess I'll give it a try,
but I don't think this is it.
- That reminds me of like whiskey.
- Wait. - I'm gonna just go with something.
- Hold on! - I have no idea.
- Reminds me of and smells like this thing.
- I put bacon flavor. - I wrote it too.
- I don't know.
- Set-ty, go-ty.
- (PvF) There are over 70,000
different types of dirt in the United States!
- Oh shoot!
- Not as refreshing as grass.
- The tiny little bits of humans that were here before us
that eventually became dust and dirt.
- Dust, dirt. - Are inside of this drink.
Abraham Lincoln's probably inside of mine.
(Izzy gasps)
- Let's go!
- Ooh! - Oh, this one smells nice.
- It has like, it's like... - Oh, I know this smell.
- It smells very sweet. - Damn it, what is this?
- It smells like a pastry.
- I have to be the cup. Oh, I know this one.
I've had this drink before.
- Like a cupcake. - I know this smell.
- This smells like all the rest of them.
- I would say this is probably the best one though.
- I put cake. - I put birthday cake!
- Boom!
- (PvF) Neither of those are correct. (buzzer rings)
- Okay.
- (PvF) Why are you so confident it is bubblegum?
- I don't know, it just gave me bubblegum flavor.
- (PvF) So according to studies by researchers at Harvard
and University of Minnesota,
singing a certain song actually makes birthday cake taste better!
- Nice! - I was on the money!
- Well done.
- ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
- Oh! - Birthday cake!
- I would not have guessed birthday cake.
- ♪ Happy birthday ♪ - Mr. President.
- ♪ Mr. President ♪ - Marilyn Monroe.
- I've had a lot of birthday cake ice cream.
- I was also thinking ice cream too.
- That's the only reason why I know this.
- Yeah.
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Totally tastes like cotton candy.
- ♪ You, ah ♪
- (PvF) Sabrina, with three points, you've tied for today's
official top soda taste tester. - I'll take it!
- (PvF) Daniel, with three points, you've tied for today's
top official soda taste tester.
- I'm also concerned about which flavors they got right,
'cause if they got grass right, or dirt right, I will just, how?
- I don't feel like I won anything, 'cause that was disgusting.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- What did you think of this terrible tasting soda challenge?
How many do you think you would have gotten right?
- Let us know, and let us know what else we should try
in the comments below.
- As always, be sure to like and subscribe to People Vs Food.
- Peace out! - Bye guys!
- Yeah!