How I love to fly! It’s like riding a bicycle.
It even has a bell! Ding ding!
I’m GOING DOWN! FOX HELP MEEEEE
Team Star Wolf! I said hold fire
until my signal! Idiots!
It wasn’t us sir, the frog, he...
Blew himself up? A likely story,
Andrew.
Shut up Andrew! The boss doesn’t need
your whining today, this is an important
mission! Isn’t that right, boss?
I don’t know what riles me more, Leon…
your constant ass-kissing, or Andrew’s...
Andrew-ness.
It’s Star Fox! Tell me you all remember
your orders...
We keep them busy while you do all the
hard work.
About that...with my telepathic powers and all, I could
always keep track of...
What am I thinking now?
That Andross could always use a
new... mopper?
My uncle, being a floating head,
doesn’t have a functioning
Sphincter.
Ewwww!
Engage!
Sorry Slippy
TELL THE TADPOLES I LOOOVE THEM!
Hold it right there, O’Donnell.
You’re good, Star Fox, but no match for
Star Wolf! One press of this button, and
Corneria’s entire defence grid is toast!
Errr DAYMAY? The steering switch is jammed!
Steering... switch?
Fucking Slippy...
A little... premature, but mission
accomplished I suppose...
Now we just wait for the cavalry...
hold up - this isn’t right...
FUUUUU-
That’s the 13th arwing Slippy has totalled this month, Fox. Over.
Ugh, not this fucking bird.
Uh, Fox? Over?
I mean, interesting Falco. What would you advise?
Urm... I’d kick him off the team? Over
Of course. Consider him totally and
utterly kicked.
Really? Just like that? Brilliant! Without Slippy Starfox will
be better than ever! Over!
Better than ever eh? Hmm…
No need to overreact, Fox. It’s at times
like this you should be asking what
would James do? What would my dead
dad, founder of Star Fox, the greatest
man I ever knew, do? Have you ever
thought about that, Fox? Have you?
Peppy, I think you overdid the dad thing
this time.
Give it a sec.
Enough! I’m going to run Star Fox better than Fox... I mean
better than I ever could!
Change of plan! We need to get back to
Corneria to disarm the bomb...
We literally just did that! Over.
I know, but I... I mean Wolf, left another bomb!
Another Bomb! You know who would have got both bombs
the first time around?
(sighs) My dead dad?
Now you’re getting it!
If we are going to have any chance you guys
are going to need to get better fast
But didn’t you say the bomb is about to go off?
Yeah, no time for training, looks like we’re gonna need a montage…
I think we are ready.
Right now stick together just like we prac...
Eat lasers you disgusting lizard!
...ticed.
I’ll give you something to eat. Hope you like scaly balls!
Arghhhhhhhh!
Stop!
Power it down. Save the city.
Or What? Like what I’ve done with you little team? You see, it
turns out they only kind of suck... with a real leader in charge.
They would never...
How well do you really know them?
The steering switch is jammed!
This is all going in my report.
What would your dead dad think?
The steering switch is jammed!
It really is jammed! Abandon ship! I’m
hitting the ejector... missile?
I’m here, WOLF! Jump!
Your dead dad would have already jumped
by now!
I take it back. They’re shit. I
mean, SO awful. All these years I
never appreciated what you were
putting up with.
This has been an eye opener, that’s for
sure.
Krystal still has the hots for you by the
Way.
Uh, Boss, what’s Fox doing here?
Shut UP Aaaaandrew!
Hahaha, worst name ever.
Ugh! Careful Uncle Andros – Some got in my mouth
Shut up Aaaandrew!