- You must be sorted into your houses.
- Please, please, please, Ravenclaw,
please, please, please.
- They are gryffindor.
(upbeat music)
- I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
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(static)
(door closing)
Good morning Harry.
(static)
- Here he comes,
the birthday boy.
- Happy birthday son.
(laughing)
- Why don't you just cook the breakfast
and try not to burn anything?
- Ah, breakfast sounds so good right now.
Hey Harry, can you make me some pancakes?
(static)
- I am not Nagini.
(static)
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
(static)
(grunting)
- One minute the glass was there and then it was gone.
It was like magic.
(intense music)
(door slamming)
- There's no such thing as magic.
(window slamming)
- Don't listen to him, Harry.
(static)
(screaming)
- Hey Harry, there's hundreds of us down here on the ground,
right down here,
hundreds of letters just for you.
No need to grab one out of the air,
just so you know,
hundreds of letters
right here.
(static)
(grunting)
- Baked it myself, words at all.
(thundering)
- Thank you.
(static)
- Just helping young Harry here buy school supplies.
- Bless my soul,
it's Harry Potter.
- Oh my gosh, Harry Potter.
I'm like your biggest fan.
(static)
(intense music)
- And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?
- Theodore?
Theodore Hobnockles,
I thought that was you.
Look at you up there,
did you get a promotion?
Good for you.
(static)
- Excuse me.
Excuse me, sir.
Can you tell me where I might find
platform nine and three quarters?
- Nine and three quarters,
your one of them witch boys, aren't ya?
I've seen ya on TikTok.
Cottage core.
(static)
- For example,
avada kedavra.
(static)
I'm Hermione Granger,
and you are?
- Hi, I'm Tessa.
Have you guys ever read Twilight?
I have Edward Cullen's ashes.
- Pleasure.
(static)
- Before you can take your seats
you must be sorted into your houses.
- Please, please, please Ravenclaw,
please, please, please.
- They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw
(cheering)
and Slytherin.
(static)
- And I'm Malfoy,
Draco Malfoy.
(laughing)
Think my name's funny do you?
- Yeah dude, you're named after a dragon.
What is your middle name, Mushu?
(static)
(gentle music)
(door opening)
(static)
- That was bloody brilliant.
- Thank you for that assessment Mr. Weasley.
(static)
- And then again,
maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts
in possession of abilities so formidable
that you feel confident enough to not pay attention.
(static)
- Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum.
(static)
(bright music)
- Hey look,
Neville's got a remembrall.
(static)
- Aang and Katara are super cute together,
but I just don't see them like falling in love like that,
you know?
Like at least not that soon,
I feel like there still more
like brother and sister at this point,
but Zuko and Katara, they are perfection.
They are so in love with each other
and it's crazy like even in the show
they were making jokes about it
and then Zuko sacrifices himself for Katara,
are you kidding me?
- She needs to sort out priorities.
(static)
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