THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
WONDERFUL TO HAVE YOU BOTH BACK.
>> THAT WAS CRAZY.
James: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM LIKE THAT BEFORE.
>> I WILL ACCEPT THAT, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE LYING.
I WILL ROLL WITH IT.
>> James: YOU HAVE BIG THINGS HAPPENING.
KYLE, YOUR 16th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: THAT'S WONDERFUL.
SIXTEENTH CHILD.
>> AMAZING.
James: LOOKING GOOD.
HOW DID YOU AND YOUR WIFE FIRST MEET.
>> IN LOS ANGELES AT A CHIROPRACTOR'S OFFICE.
WE DID.
I WAS IN FOR AN ADJUSTMENT.
>> OF SORTS.
>> IT SEEMED TO WORK.
SURE.
AND SHE WAS THERE.
I GOT MYSELF OUT OF MY LITTLE TRACTION CHAIR AND SAID HELLO I
DIDN'T QUITE HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO SEAL THE DEAL AND GET HER
PHONE NUMBER OR ANYTHING.
THE NEXT NIGHT WE MET BY CHANCE AT THE TOP MAGAZINE LAUNCH
PARTY.
1999.
IT WAS A LONG TIME.
YES.
>> James: I NEVER HEARD OF THE THING YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
>> YOU MEAN A MAGAZINE.
James: YES.
>> WHAT A S. A MAGAZINE.
>> SHARED INTERESTS.
BAD BACKS, MAGAZINES.
>> James: WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
>> PRETTY MUCH WAS.
I HAVE TO SA +*EUFPLT THE NIGHT MET SHE WAS OUT FOR A GOOD TIME.
I WAS ON A STEROID PACK BECAUSE OF MY BACK.
WHEN YOU'RE ON A STEROID PACK YOU CAN'T DRINK.
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA I HAD MY WHITS ABOUT ME.
I WAS IN A STRONGER POSITION.
THE REST IS -- 16 YEARS LATER HERE WE ARE.
>> WAS SHE A PATIENT AT WELL?
>> SHE WAS A PATIENT AT WELL.
James: THAT MAKES THE FIRST TIME YOU GET INTIMATE
INTERESTING.
YOU ARE BOTH -- I LOVE YOU, I JUST CAN'T.
I HAVE TO DO THIS IN A VERY SPECIFIC WAY.
BECAUSE I REALLY ONLY JUST RECOVERED.
>> WELL THE STEROIDS WERE VERY HELPFUL.
I WILL SAY.
MADE EVERYTHING MUCH MUCH BETTER.
>> James: HANK, YOU'RE KNOWN FOR YOUR INCREDIBLE VOICE WORK ON
THE SIMPSONS.
>> OF COURSE.
James: YOU STARTED TO DO VOICES AS A KID TO PLAY PRANKS
ON PEOPLE.
>> YES.
James: WHAT WOULD YOU DO.
>> THE SHOW I'M PROMOTED IS " "BROCMEYER" AN ANNOUNCING WITH A
CLASSIC ANNOUNCER VOICE.
I USED THAT IN MY TEENS.
OUT MY WINDOW GROWING UP IN QUEENS, THERE WAS A PHONE BOOTH.
FOR KIDS AT HOME THERE WERE THINGS CALLED PHONE BOOTHS.
YOU PRESSED BUTTONS, DIALED A NUMBER, COULD YOU CALL FROM THE
OUTSIDE.
>> James: PUT MONEY IN.
>> YES MONEY.
James: MONEY, COINS.
IMAGINE BIT COINS BUT REAL.
>> YES, YES.
>> VENMO BUT YOU HOLD IT.
James: ACTUAL PHYSICAL THING YOU CAN TOUCH.
>> YES.
>> I GOT THE NUMBER, AS PEOPLE PASSED BY THE PHONE BOOTH WOULD
I CALL IT AND SAY THIS IS, WHATEVER MY NAME WAS FROM WABC
IN NEW YORK.
THERE IS ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS HIDDEN IN THE RED CHEVROLET TO
YOUR LEFT.
YOU HAVE OF 0 SECONDS TO FIND IT.
GO!
I WOULD WATCH PEOPLE ATTEMPT TO TEAR APART A CHEVY NOVA OR
WHATEVER IT WAS.
THIS WAS ACROSS FROM THE POLICE STATION.
MY GOAL WAS TO GET SOMEONE ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO A
CAR.
>> James: HOW HOLD WERE YOU?
>> 15 IT NEVER HAPPENED.
James: NO.
>> THAT WAS THE EARLY USE OF THE VOICE.
>> James: THERE IT IS.
NOW IT'S PROM SEASONS IN HOOLA CROSS THE COUNTRY NOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
James: WE FOUND A PHOTO.
LOOK AT THIS DISCO CUTIE.
>> IS THAT YOU?
>> OH, IS THAT ME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: TELL US ABOUT THIS
GUY.
>> MAN.
WHERE DO I START.
LORD -- IT WAS 1976.
THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN IT RIGHT THERE.
IT'S THE VELVET JACKET WITH THE VELVET BOWTIE, CLIP ON OF
COURSE.
THE RUFFLED SHIRT.
PERM.
>> James: A PERM?
>> OH, YA.
BIG IN THE MID 70s.
THEN YOU HAVE THE CORSAGE, YOU NEED TO.
HAVE.
>> James: DID THIS GUY HAVE A GOOD PROM NIGHT?
>> A GREAT PROM NIGHT.
GREAT, GREAT.
>> James: OF COURSE HE DID.
>> HOW CO NOT WITH THAT RUFFLED SHIRT.