hi welcome to the show um i'm mary barclay and this is my guest dave hi mary thank you very much
for having me on this yeah thanks for by the way uh good news i heard that barbara gaines has taken
a job on the view yeah that didn't happen okay okay today on the show we have something new i'm
very excited about this and by the way we'll keep this brief because i know you have other guests
i don't have other guests okay these are comments internet comments yeah from this
is like letters to the editor from youtube yeah like jimmy kimball does the mean tweets and then
seth meyer seth meyers also responds it's called corrections corrections yes and what do we call
this just something we've stolen as an idea something we've stolen from the internet comments
from the internet i heard that she had taken a job on the view no that's not that didn't happen
um okay should i start yeah okay okay here's one from joe bob 37. now wait a minute what was that
joe bob b b-o-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b oh okay i thought maybe you'd had an episode
no okay uh would dave ever collab with mr beast oh whoa would i be that lucky i i saw an episode
of mr beast once where they had i don't know if this was in north america it was a desolate
location with abandoned dangerous dangerous abandons cement block structures and a group
of young people were running around hurting themselves and at the end mr beast gave them
400 dollars yeah yeah it was great i would love to i would yeah i think it was in eastern europe
somewhere and it had like a billion views yeah at least and and and it was really edgy or seat stuff
wow yeah so check that out nice going there on mr beast cool okay here's another one vw lover 8174
i can't believe harry lets you tell these stories how does he feel about your impression of him uh
well i do two impressions of him one when he was a youngster and he would talk like this and the the
current impression of him is oh yeah no absolutely not thanks uh and he dislikes both of them yeah
but he i think he has no idea that i'm in show business if he could call this show business
i think he can okay here's one autumn childhood all i could keep thinking was wait why is he
wearing glasses if they have no lenses in them yeah that's a good one uh i will tell you that i
in in when you get to be my age you recognize that time on the planet is limited and i don't want to
have to waste any more time cleaning lenses but you want to wear glasses yeah yeah but i just
don't like the constant that nonsense you know and then you they get the little uh wiper things and
i don't have that problem look at all the free time i have now oh this you're gonna like this
one okay ready william bart says get ready i rolled through gas city many times in my
travels and i've bought gas there couldn't say for sure but i swear that gas felt a little peppier
well you know i've done a little research there's a gas city there's an oil city and there's a coal
city and um you one of those uh travel dot-com places what do they call them travel like like
expedia yeah yeah yeah yeah put together a tour gas city coal city oil city and you know just to
pass the savings on to i don't know but doesn't that sound like a miracle trip it does to me
yeah yeah here we go this is a whole this is a group of questions that are all sort of related
here's the first one from andrew thomason do they shoot these things in the bomb shelter yeah yeah
kind of so what and then another one hey andy let me ask you a question where would you shoot yours
and then there's another one from mary solomon where are these videos filmed what kind of a
building bomb shelter nimbusco asks i love their baked goods they make the best cookies donuts
crackers they just got oh did you okay was this bit shot in a public library no no in the bomb
shelter i believe i've answered this okay this one is from satnim roxnoll
my mind would be much more at ease if dave shaved off his santa beard or at least
trimmed it down to about an inch yeah uh that's just not going to happen and i recognize i
i look at the videos taken here and there when it was preposterous and i looked
like a character in lord of the rings i'm just taking a guess there and occasionally i
try to knock it down a little bit but you know swing by the funeral home i'll still have it
okay we've got a few more do you have time for a few more yeah i'm kind of pressed today so if
you can move it along i'd appreciate it this is from crisp rock with chris rock oh my god chris
yeah buddy i think this is charge my friend crisp with a peak that thing uh whoo you know that it
was interesting uh that uh will smith was uh they said you can't come back for 10 years after he hit
chris rock and i was thinking i hosted the academy awards and they told me i could never come back
i mean which is the greater offense lifetime ban um okay crisp rock asks when will the frightened
dave nft be available i don't even know what that means the non-fungible token yeah i don't know
what that is i don't know what the frightened that dave is but oh that thing yeah yeah yeah oh yeah
that's a good idea yeah yeah sure oh by the way if you're in mishawaka the 18th or the 19th of
next month i will be at the mishawaka playhouse with my one-man show hey dave
is that true yeah okay oh here's one you're gonna like this one too fat freddy what is jeff altman
up to jeff altman is living in north carolina and he has a room in his house where he does card
tricks for himself and he spends most of the day uh trying to pick and guess a card that's pretty
good yeah can i can i add something about dropping please do at the old show jeff altman would call
the office to talk to you and a lot of times it wouldn't be when we say hi jeff he would uh i'd
say late show and jeff would do a character called the creepy baby creepy creepy baby now i remember
hearing people talking to the creepy baby i myself have never talked or heard uh with uh from the
creepy baby so i'm eager to sample sometimes he would call and be like hi this is jeff and then
we would make him like where's the creepy baby and then he would do the creepy baby whether he
wanted to or not because people were requesting this is great i'm looking forward to this yeah
thank you very much yeah and uh uh and barbara i'm told is feeling much better she's not sick
yeah this is the creepy babies that they were heavy cookies or fish sticks for me i am so hungry